You probably won't believe me but I've lived for 2000 years, ask me anything except where I live and shit

You probably won't believe me but I've lived for 2000 years, ask me anything except where I live and shit

How did you manage to live so long?
Is it transferable to others?

It's not transferable as far as I know, and I have no explanation. The first time I died I woke up in a river and never aged since.

R u Jeebus?? M lord bless durr

Nope

What did Latin actually sound like during the height of the Roman Empire?

How do you not manage to arise suspicion from people and governments and what not. As in not aging. I'm sure the first 1800 years was easy. But now that people are kept track of. Do you just steal a new identity every decade or so.

Also what is the coolest thing you own?

Jeebus no Hell M lord I beg durr

Okay, I'll bite. Any historical events that were misinterpreted/falsified where you were actually present?

Assuming he lived in Rome...

Hmm are you unkillable or just die and come back every time?

Is Jesus real

Is this you and your wife OP?

I mean it sounded like it sounded, just another language I guess, It is the first language I learned and I thought nothing of it, both Greek and Latin were used back then but today they both seem like hard languages and English is much easier to learn and master

jesus please return we need you

After 2000 years of getting dicks in the ass, how rekt is your ass ?

There is no possible way he wasn't at least exposed to Latin unless he's Native American, East Asian, or from Sub-Saharan Africa.

what was it like to live in a world without Islam

So you're a 2000 year old with no understanding of linguistic evolution that you, if actually immortal, no doubt witnessed. Awesome that an ignoramus was endowed with eternal life. GTFO

It's just years of experience now and being able not to connect with people, I don't own any social networks like facebook so I can easily just switch, and I try not to open up to people so they won't go and look me up
And the coolest thing I own is I guess the sword I got stabbed with the first time I died, it's probably worth a lot now

I mean if you take the bible as a historic event, it's completely false represented, Jesus was a real person but he never walked on water and such, there's a lot of events that aren't completely accurate, they get more and more accurate the later they happened obviously

I guess I come back everytime I die

He was real, not the son of god or anything

Wouldn't you look completely different from modern day humans? Do you even interact with others?

I mean I was first born in a world without Christianity as well, and there were religions before that, and Islam is pretty modest to what we had back then due to religion

I interact with others but no, humans looked the same 2000 years ago as they do now, if you took the clock backwards a 20,000 years to 30,000 years I would look slightly different

I interact with other humans, however I don't have to. I find it a basic human function and something that I have to do to not go insane

Would you say your fave film is "Man from Earth" and fave TV show "Forever" ?

Do you know Duncan Mccloud?

Do you think you live forever and nobody else does, or do you think you are the only one who can remember previous lives if that is a thing?

Do you feel enlightened after this many years? How is your mental state?

Explain to me what you think about life. Is there a purpose? Is there something more back stage? Do you think there is a mental connection with all kinds of conscious beings and eternity?

Also, do you think someone somehow granted you this gift, or did it just happen? Did your "soul" learn to rematerialize?

Man from Earth I like, Forever not so much

I wish I at least knew there were more people like me

What kind of sword do you prefer?
When was your first and last Quickening and how many did you behead in total?
Does Ramirez really follow his S with an H?

I'm coming for you.
There can be only one

I live forever, I don't know about if i'm the only one, I'm hoping that I'm not

To be honest I haven't learned much more than an average person from being in certain places, but I've had a lot more time to read books and that's where I get my education from, I'm fascinated with history but even more so what the future holds. My mental state is fairly good I guess, I've learned to accept my condition and to act like a normal person.

I've always felt like I've had a special purpose and I would die when i filled it, but that hasn't happened yet, I believe the purpose for a normal human being is to leave the earth a better place than he found it, however for me I have no idea what it is.

I don't know what to think, sometimes I take it as a gift, sometimes as a curse, but I have no idea how or why it's happening.

Did you read 'cold case christianity'? The records of the witnesses back 2000 yrs ago are more accurate than your memory, sry.

Nice thread anyway.

Only 2000 years old ? sheeiiiit i member when the Natufians still hadn't settled down.

You'd think I was a warrior and a honorable one but I haven't fought much, my favorite sword though has to be gladius hispaniensis which was the sword I weld while I was a soldier in Rome.

It most likely is, my brain needs to hold a lot more than an average person in terms of memories, but I haven't read that. i might get to it.

How does it feel to see humanity died

The world is getting more and more awful by the minute now in my opinion, I honestly believe life was much better when I was born

who'd you tell your story to that it was a canceled tv series on abc?

Let's see that sword

Why haven't you set the record straight on religion yet?

What do you think of Donald Trump and based on what other leaders you've had, what do you expect from him?

shitty TV show, netflix could have and should have fixed it

I don't have it with me, but as it was a common sword back then I'm sure a lot of museums have it

I'm non religious

Seems a lot better than Barack Obama, if the other one was elected surely we'd see the downfall of America, but like this they might hold out for a few more decades.

Are you rich? Cause if 2000 yrs went by and you poor I feel you failed at life

Yeah I'm fairly rich

Are you the choosen one?

it wasn't shitty it wasn't geared to a group who want the next fast and furious bs movie.

How tall are you? We're you freakishly tall when you were young, or really short now?

Have you ever tried fighting in war since you can't die?

You should come to Royal Villa, Athens. It's where this years Immortals party is being held. Changes every year but we like to do it big.

I thought I was for a while, now I don't know what to think

2000 years is a long time, OP. What kind of porn do you get off to these days?

Do you want to die?

I don't, but porn wasn't introduced until fairly recently

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't, If I were able to kill myself I wouldn't do it

Check'd

Gotta know are vampires,werewolfs, and the like real or people just full of shit?

5'2, so really short now

I've fought in war before I knew I can't die, but after I've tried to avoid it so people wouldn't figure out I can't die

Where do you live?

Shit?

I haven't met one, the belief was much more common around 1500 years ago, but I'd say it's bullshit

How does it feel, Ioan Gruffudd, to have your show cancelled by ABC after just one season despite it being one of the coolest shows they were airing?

Do you have any good stories you could share?

are you the OA

Come on. I refuse to believe there are some people who actually think this is real.

OP and everyone in this thread are stupid motherfuckers and I wish you would drink bleach.

pro-tip: you'll fucking die.

did you meet jesus?

Coolest show they were airing, yes, if another network picked it up it would've been a lot better. A lot of plot holes and lazy writing.

where do you live and shit?

You first faggot

Do you feel pain?

what's the highlander like IRL?

he seems like a snobby cunt

No

I won't

Not sure what that is

I don't want to type a long story since I want to constantly answer questions, but once around the year 500 in Easter Europe I've met a guy who claimed he was immortal, so I tried to kill him because I knew if he really was immortal he wouldn't die, and he died. That was the closest I've ever gotten to meeting someone like me.

I have a 6th dimensional alien living in my penis, ask me anything. Oh no, don't, sorry, it's just the meth. whoops

So I'm not saying I don't believe you but just to be sure, translate "don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling" into latin.

Yes

Like I said before I wish there was anyone else like me, but i've never met anyone, still hoping though.

Yea ABC uses Disney reject staff for writing. All the simplicity and virtual innocence of Disney with none of their cohesiveness; it was the worst of both worlds. Still, for ABC, it was good.

>I don't, but porn wasn't introduced until fairly recently

This roleplaying faggot can't even be bothered to do a little basic research

What a shitfucker

What languages do you know?

What is the most important lesson life told you?

I think i might suffer from your condition OP

Once i got lost outside a foreign city and i kind of accepted my faith as i collapsed and awaited my chill death

I woke up in a numb condition and the pain only surfaced once i got back into safe space

Since then i lost almost all body hair and eye browses and hair on the head grows like crazy

I am soon 40 now and no new people believes my age

Im also a lot healthier than any other from my age group

but i am curious, what happens next? people are going to suspect something isnt right

then what?

Go to a hospital and let your cells get checked see what the secret is.

where do you live and shit

noli credere sensus retineas

I'm around 2000 years old, what's recent for me isn't what's recent for you

Latin, Greek, English, German, Russian, Serbian, Italian and French fluently, and I know around 10 others but not fully

I guess you mean that someone told me? I guess my father when he told me I should never try to be someone else, and just be myself, I can't fully do that but some of you can. Don't change for anybody

In addition

how do you keep track of evens

i mean your memory cannot be infallible

you keep all memories of important in a book?

If this has happened to me i really want to be prepared

how to handle friends? ect

im already having problems with that

Scientist have experimented on me, they haven't found anything

If this is really true, and I hope it is we need to find a way to contact each other, send me your e mail address, I will do everything to help you.

I always write down what happens to me, and about friends, don't have them, nobody can know about your condition. Please give me your e mail so I can get into further contact with you.

This history is real as god is.

Pic of your face?

so you're saying that the murals, mosaics, sculptures, and stories depicting sex acts that existed during your supposed origins weren't used as masturbatory aids?

writing it here would be like asking to have 40 pizzas delivered to the door and your contact info all over Sup Forums

I think i do have a email that is used just for anonymity if you just hold i check if its still active...

Where do you shit?

Your father told you around 2000 years ago to be yourself? Ok.

I think when you said porn, he was thinking specifically of videographic pornography. That's what I assumed you were referring to, anyway.

hold on... im going to make is small and obvuscate it some

CASSIDY

I correlate porn to video and pictures mostly, but I mostly imagined a sexy woman, not go through trouble to find something to read.

Please.

so in addition to not having a concept of the passage of time, words don't hold substantive meaning from your perspective?

were you stupid for your time or have you just let your mind go to mush through apathy?

How do you say restaurant of the lake in italian

...

I broke my nose and it really never recovered

its the only thing i dont like about myself i guess

You're an idiot

kekzilla

comming up...

man when can I lern2timebackwerds