Jesus told me I'll get dubs

Jesus told me I'll get dubs

he lied like all jews

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Guess I'll turn to Satan for dubs now

He's just as much a fraud as Jesus, sorry dude.

Maybe Buddha?

Calling on Morgan Freeman for dubs

Krishna?

Maybe you should just trust YOURSELF to get dubs.

Maybe Allahu Akbar kaboom god?

dubs are eternal

Ok I'll try

No-one can get you the dubs you desire, foolish human.

I have no faith in myself

What about the plebbit gods?

I give up

Digits

Pretty sure I said NO-ONE can give you the dubs you desire.

im from reddit

I can tell by your singles.

I call this green shit to give me dubs.

First dubs itt?

This thread is cursed

I call upon the transformative powers of Bob Dole

Jesus lied

FUCKIN GIVE DUBS ALREADY WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US

Lucifer, can I has dubs?

Only you have the power to get the dubs you seek OP

Face your true god

Jesus is a real bad ass motherfucker

he told me id get singles

Damn what the hell is it singles night at the club?

not a single dubs in a dubs thread

just give up

Merry Christmas

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Frog Lord... hear my prayers.

Jesus be cursin' Sup Forums with His jesus-magic...

These two are the only gods i need.
check em

How about Pachamama

ITT: Amateurs

qt goddess

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If I am a god, then this post gets dubs

check 'em

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if there is a god he should talk to Sup Forums through the comment numbers, but i dont think god exists

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Worst dubs thread ever. Not a single get xDDD

>mfw this thread

doobs

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TRIPS declares the one true religion or anti-religion philosophy.

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Why are we not being granted dubs, God?

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Allahu akbar

ok

s.a.g.e

PRAISE THE SAGE GODS

HEIL HITLER !

Hitler was gay

Sage and Hitler are our gods now ? well make sense

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MY JEW HATE GIVE ME DUBS ISN'T THAT AMAZING THAT MEAN THAT IM THE ONLY TRUE NAZI HERE AND YOU'RE ALL YID

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AND YOU ARE JEW SO GO TO HELL
GAY IS NOT BAD BUT JEW ARE THE EVIL

dubs speak the truth

the avatar is the only thing that can save this thread

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antiChristianity winrar?

JESUS WAS A FUCKING YID !

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I bow to thee

I am the one true good of trips
But for now I shall hide them trips

indeed. wise one has spoken

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OP IS A FUCKING YID !

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EY BLOODY HELL BOYOS
CHEK EM