Well HELLOO beautiful....and you are beautiful
Well HELLOO beautiful....and you are beautiful
Sebastian Lewis
David James
He was being ironic, right?
Matthew Ross
Like you fat virgins could get anyone as hot as her. Shut the fuck up.
Brandon Hill
Getting through that scene was what got him for the Oscar.
Connor Williams
Chill Jake, it's JUST a joke.
Thomas Rivera
My gf is way hotter, and she's a Jew.
Also I weigh 135 pounds. I pound her ass every night. Nice projection though. Anyway Maggie G has always been a butterface...and now her butterface is slowly melting in a "Oh Jesus What The Fuck" face.
Nathan Campbell
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Blake Williams
RETURN THE SLAB
Carson Reyes
Kek
Landon Bailey
I see Maggie takes after their kike mother while Jake takes after the Nordic father.
Jace King
Damn! Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like that?!
Jaxon Nguyen
They don't call him The Joker for nothing.
Adam Rogers
>I weigh 135 pounds.
>manlet or anorexic
Benjamin Baker
I actually did have a girlfriend that was much, much better looking than her.
Mason Parker
COME ON JAKE GIVE YOUR SISTER A BIG WARM KISS
Levi Fisher
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Kevin Collins
I'm a manlet, 5'10
Adam Allen
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Michael Clark
They can't actually be related.
Owen Powell
how can I achieve Jake's butt gains?
Juan Diaz
SQUATS AND OATS
Isaac King
The scene in Secretary where she's getting spanked... Just imagining spanking a girl in that scenario turns my fucking dick into diamonds.