Post your darkest secrete

Post your darkest secrete.

>Fap into the sink.

i jerked off to my best friends ass when he was asleep, he is trap material.

>darkest secrete
when i have diarrhea i sometimes secrete poo which is dark.

f***ed my best friends grandma in the a**

Fingered my dog with an earbud when i was 14

Fap into my underwear

Bro I fap in the sink too. And pee in it all the time. Sometimes I pee in the tub. I rinse the tub and the sink out afterwards. Easy clean up.

I've jerked off in front of hypnotized people before

One time I masturbaited to overwatch porn...

>fap almost exclusively to adolescent girls

if those are your darkest secrets, you could all be saints...

One time I beat my meat on my dad's feet when he was asleep.

That's fucked up

i would guess that this is true for at least 50 percent of the visitors of this website

Except we're the most hated group on this site short of feminists.

Don't tell anyone you saw this but, I enjoy sex in the missionary position purely for the purpose of procreation.

what a ridiculous thing to say

/devilish/

When I was 23 one of my neighbors was about 50. We smoked crack and sacked each other's cocks

*sucked

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>Sacked each other's cocks

What did he mean by this

*sucked* fucking autocorrect

O.o are you a hypnotist?

He was asleep with his Gf and I snuck in. I heard him wake up and go to the bathroom. He was rinsing off his foot. The cum cooled off and it woke him up. I pretended I was asleep. All he knows is that it was either me or my two brothers.

Pure fucking gold

You fucked him up for the rest of his life. Way to go. Now he'll die wondering who fapped onto his foot.

i almost had a nsfw sister experince once. we are only 15mo apart. Im worried everyday shell be like
"remember when you were almost a incest bro:
like she was into it to that bitch.
In Reality I bet shes just as ashamed.

>>>/LGBT/

An amateur one but yeah

Greentext

Failed my best friends grandma in the air?

Story please

>be me
>be 14 at the time
>be home alone with my 13 year old sister
>she starts talking to me about sex
>wondering what its like and stuff
>explain I dunno, Never had any.
>continue watching TV for a while
>she starts to wrestle me
>we do our regular bit for a while
> she ends up ass up face down on the couch
>"Oh yeah baby"
>wat.jpeg
>pull her pants down
>kiss that ass
>penisturneddiamonds.webm
>begin rubbing my dick on her ass
>"oh yeah put it in"
>Don't
>realize wtf I'm doing
> Stop
>later she say
>I bet you were rubbing your real dick on me gross out!!!
>mfw i tell her i was just using two fingers
>mfw i will never have a face to describe the feeling i had when saying this

She wanted your cock user. She was just embarrassed.

Pics or it didn't happen.

>Dont even remember where they are

I get turned on by the thought of slaughter, torture, and domination.
I used to get hard as a kid as I pretended to kill people in my back yard. I get this weird warm sensation in my tummy when I watch videos of people dying. I love the feeling of a successful manipulation and the constant flow of lies that follow. I get off to deceiving others.
Idk what I am but this feeling of power feel pretty good senpai.

I'm afraid of going to grad school because I may end up right back where I am not, only more in debt.

Nice edge kouhai, ask yourself if all that shit would have as much meaning to you if you didn't brag about it to reinforce that "dark" sense of self you have.

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