Hey Sup Forums If you could go back in time, what would you tell your 15 year old self?

Hey Sup Forums If you could go back in time, what would you tell your 15 year old self?

Enjoy being raped by your big sister. You will jerk off to it for the rest of your life.

Lmao wut

Start sucking dick now, it's much better.

probably some powerball numbers for a massive lottery payday

I'm sorry

Go to Luke's house take his yugioh cards and cum in his mom ass

stop masturbating

Don't fuckin open Sup Forums.org ...

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start browsing/lurking Sup Forums, if only I knew :(

Buy Google, Amazon, and apple stocks...lots of them. Thank me later

Nigger

Youre a nigger

And this

A nigger

Drink bleach n that college is a meme

This. If it's anything but lottery numbers or wall street, you're a waste of oxygen and nothing else that you can tell your young self will make any positive, meaningful impact on your life.

>Check these repeating numerals

dont fuck that girl in the public toilets, go somewhere else or you get caught fucking.

story

Do not jerk off it will ruin your hands and you'll start to be even more degenerate then you already are

Ain't that the fucking truth though

keep working out fatass

to keep yer job at walmart instead of going to college.

There are hundreds of more important and better things than being in a relationship, just lose your v card to her and then split. For the love of god don't stick around for five years and waste a part of your youth.

you sir are a nigger.

>ruin your hands

wtf are you jerking off? cactii?

Story fag

dont talk to christina

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM A BITCH NAMED SHANNON KASEDA!!!

Better him knowing than having him go through the same event plus it might fix the time line. Perhaps?

No I just have very dry hands from cleaning them soo much

I'd tell him to stay in school and stop giving a shit what anyone else thinks. None of them will matter in a year or two. Follow your passion.

Stop being such a pussy there were like 5 girls that liked you in high school and you ignored them because you thought you were some hot shit

Keep sucking on your friend Rael's throbbing uncut cock any chance you get. Who cares if sometimes some fuzz sticks to the foreskin, just keep gulping that sweet sticky meat pole down your throat and don't quit for "girls"

Stupid nigger

i'm pretty sure you're the first person i've ever "seen" who failed at jacking off his own cock.

you sir, deserve an award or something. preferably a flaccid shaped trophy with a lot of chafing

>jacking off his own cock.
But I have I mean after I go crazy and clean the hell out of my hands, faggot.

wtf am i reading? either bust onto your belly or into a magazine. like 1% of it even gets onto your hands.

Stay away from Tiffany Ferguson.

You will do everything you can to help her, fall in love with her, marry her and end up drinking yourself to death to cope with her constantly shooting herself in the foot and end up being put in hospice in December 2016

Go to college for your skill.
Invest in microsoft
Dont get married
Wrap that rascal

say "yes" 50% of the time when you actually wanna say "no."

Fuck that! My ass would've been dead by 17, if not sooner!

>Hey Sup Forums If you could go back in time, what would you tell your 15 year old self?

Grab one of the old man's machine guns and when those fuckers roll up on your house just open fire. It'll save dad's life, AND it'll take down three or four of the most worthless scum on the face of this Earth.

no no, don't try to spin this as me being a faggot. you sir are clearly retarded. if you're taking a scotch pad to your hands after you jerk off you're either:

A) a fucking golem
B) an incompetent bafoon
or
C) your loads are made of tar

>scotch pad to your hands
No literal soup, salty fag

He could be a cigarette smoker. Scientifically, studies show it does turn your fluids into tar. You can do your research on that.

you should probably reconsider your choice of insults, i don't think you're very aware of what salty means.

Niggardly nigger

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buy google , amazon stocks and run like hell from home and never come back to fairfield ca again the people here are pricks . Also moms going to have a stroke and an aneurysm when you are 30 make sure she doesnt have to live with users and douche bags she doesnt deserve that shit after all shes done for those ungrateful pieces of human garbage .

9/11 is a false flag attack and bush and his fuckbuddy chenney are going to fuck our freedoms up dont join the military at this time

Lol

Dont smoke cigarettes, learn some IT shit, dont do stupid things just to be polular

But if he came on his belly he'd have to wash his belly too much, and then he would ruin his belly by having a super-dry belly.

>pic related

Why the fuck didn't you do both?

whats up Sup Forums

1. Break up w/ your HS girlfriend and get a 'nice girl'.
2. pick a different major in College - go Business.
3. buy these stocks....Apple, Intel, etc..
4. Don't say no to the 3 some and 4 some your girlfriend wanted you to try. (really, I said no).
5. Don't date your last girlfriend ( the cheating bitch ).

Don't start drinking in college. It'll take over the next ten years of your life and every cringey shitty memory you have of yourself you were inebriated.

To go with not drinking, just embrace loneliness. You never will be able to tolerate people while you're dead sober, and every social event you're going to want to drink. Just know the booze won't help and you'll eventually black out and make an ass of yourself every time. You're anti social and while you often wish things were different they're not, and the sooner you accept it you can move on with your life.

Oh, and smoking really is retarded don't you fucking do it. Probably won't be an issue if you don't drink.

you said no?

holy shit you must be the biggest dumbass ever on earth

to be fair i was shy around girls so i don't blame you for saying no

pussy ass faggot detected

"You deserve to be someones first choice" is advice you really, REALLY need to listen to.

Invest heavily in google

What's it like in the future?

Treat her better, you fucking retard

Get on ADHD meds and try harder for good grades. Move away for college, don't stay just because of your significant other because you end up breaking up anyway.

study less, screw around more. you're going to have a dead-end career no matter how hard you work or how good your grades are.

Nigger

>Don't you ever grow up.

end it

Greentext u fucking fuck

do not play with your poo, that scat fetish you are nurturing will cause you mental anguish and destroy several great relationships

Tell him a bunch of shit, but lie to him on a couple minor things, to fuck with him.

(You)

you said no?

holy shit you must be the biggest dumbass ever on earth
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my GF said the 4 some would 2 girls & 2 guys with everyone w/ everyone. I didn't like that. I also said no to the 3some cause I was thinking long term and wanted to be faithful. lol but if I could do a 'do over' I would cause obviously the relationship didn't last, so it wouldn't have matter.

Buy google stock with aunts gift money.
6k in shares via early 09's = billions now

Suck Stevie's cock when he asks in the barn loft

Im straight, but I would suck bailey jay's cock until the end of time

stay off of Sup Forums

bend over

No ur not

Do everything you can to avoid Alcohol and Drugs. It will ruin your life.

Oh ans start a band with that one female vocalist, you will make a great band.

The minute a woman causes you not to trust her dump her ass to the crub. You are better off alone with porn then with a dishonest bitch.

Also don't give any woman money, ever.

No matter what you do, don't get school loans.

Bitch, you're gay. Just get over it and actually enjoy yourself. Also, don't go to college out of state, the loan debt is utterly crushing and something your parents really should have explained to you more.

You'd make a better shota boy than what you were so keep running and do a little lifting (simple sit ups and push ups would work too).

The school loans will ruin your life.

Story?

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this more than anything. also be more proactive with girls

hey man what the fuck i didnt say that thats not cool man

u gon dye user-kun

>implies your dumbass 15 year old self is savvy enough for Wall Street
Are you mentally retarded, or just repeatedly dropped as a child?

Don't go on Sup Forums

lol I would have to go forward in time to be 15

get into programming sooner

happy with my course in life but wish i got into it sooner rather than having a previous career i'd end up leaving (though had good experiences from)

underage b&

oh... also... worry a lot less about women in my early 20s lol

Stop playing PC games 24/7, join a club or something