Roast me

Roast me

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No need to, God hates you enough already

The perfect human being doesn't exis-

We could say you're safe as there's no grill that big!

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You wouldn't fit in my oven. So I can't.

I doubt you'd fit in Hitler's

JW is that u???

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You don't roast things on a grill you fucking autist

2nd top kek in thread

>roast a fat pig
Is it Christmas day already?

Usually I like roasted pork but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't fit in my oven.

Does your butt hurt?

Nah im muslim i dont eat pork

kek

Your life sucks, but it's only because you're circumcised and no other reason.

Why roast? I think you're sexy!

>Roast me
What, 200 degrees C for about nine years?

But don't worry about it - If that was really a pic of you then there would be a TIMESTAMP.

This
looks like the typical fat, spoiled americunt living in mommy and daddy's basement

You are 75ish years too late

I count three D's on you, two for your tits and one for your dick

Roast you??? I know women who want titts like yours user, ur perfect!

Why roast you, Id spinroast a pig that big

I must nibble on those plump Pepsi-tits!

I love you bastards

Thought elephants had bigger dicks?

I'd make you blow me while I gave you a pink-belly, Fatty McFatterson.

i feel like if you become muslim and pray allah allot you will get a wife but if not i dont see it happening

You look like Will Poulter had a twinkie crisis

Sorry I have diabetes and am on a diet if you can't go on a diet with me no chance. Also your dick is really small which does not intrest me at all. Size of your gut plus the size of you penis. I would probably not date you. I like Big Guys but I don't like guys who eat pizza rolls and debbie cakes and think its a diet. I lost 60 pounds so can you with out that much change to you diet. Drop sugars add veggies eat meat

I'm not gay but for some odd reason I want to see him do porn. The idea of him fucking really hot porn chicks is oddly a turn on. What the fuck?

Not going to respond to any of this?? Cmon, show some dignity boy

No way that guy actually posted this. Who knows where this fatty's nudes came from

No. You've had enough roast already. Eat some vegetables, you human manatee.

If I where to roast you I could single-handedly cure world hunger, but I'm not that nice

Christmas dinner for 6 families!

Tbf, at that weight his dick probably retracts into his body when soft, and gives a faux-foreskin effect.

Its posible have fat in the dick?

You make me wish evolution didnt bless me with eyes

speaking from experience?

Can't tell if circumcised or foreskin is pulled back

>evolution

It was God dumbass, even Darwin said the eye couldn't possibly have evolved. Stop being an edgy atheist so close to Christ's birthday you fucktard.

Can you fuck your fat pouch?

from the experience of seeing a lot of gross shit on the Internet? Yes.
Personally? God no.

Awwww awwwww awwww that hurtsss wowwwwwww awwwww got emmmm

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OP im gonna sue you for ocupying too much space

I don't think so, but there is a pad of fat just above, it's like a shock absorber and it's what a true fatties dick disappears into.

amerifat, so circumcised

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Guys... I can't do this one. I'm sorry. I'm out.

why is his helmet so shiny?

nah, def eurocuck

check out that hairdo

Do you usually let guys cum on your titties after they fuck your big ass bellybutton?

no homo of course

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Where did you find this one??

>i want moar 2 fap !!!
>no homo

What are you gay nigga?

>yfw this is the guy who makes all the nigger hate threads

top kek

I'd roast you but it would take too long

Why yeah, got a problem?

had some webms at some point too, no idea what happened to them

Ty OP

KeK hes trying ti pull his dick out

Where can I find some of his stuff?

Do you have kik OP?

he has a masochism fetish
everyone compliment him :^)

Jesus, it's like I'm looking in a mirror.
I just started my diet today.

No idea, just saved these from a thread on here

Well shit, need to find where I can fap to this chub lol

KeK

Ye i wanna fap too we must find it!!!

Same here bro, need moar, source if possible

xhamster.com/user/Corychub123

me 2!!! Guys se need to start digging nau

My only guess and desperate attempt would be chaturbate.. would like to see if he has an xtube account

Holy shit you are the best!!!!

All praise this user!!!!!!

no fucking way, how did u find it so quickly?? It could have been xnxx or red tube or whatever th fuck exists besides those???


Briliant!!!!!!!!!!!

Post more wins if you get any

just used google reverse image search

Shit i didnt think about it + am on phone kek

Religion! LOL!

There isn't an oven big enough OP.

You're seriously just absolutely disgusting. God roasted you in the womb.

Right?? Like Ron Jeremy

you just reminded me that I have some bite size cheese-filled franks in the fridge

thanks op

I'm going to do a 180 and say something nice. You have a facial structure when taken away from the fucking disgusting mess that is you, would actually fit a dudebro chad weightlifter, but not the actual hot ones, just a beefcake that gets pussy because of his muscles

what have I said about eating your ceiling tiles, op?

>You have a facial structure when taken away from the fucking disgusting mess that is you, would actually fit a dudebro chad weightlifter, but not the actual hot ones, just a beefcake that gets pussy because of his muscles

he looks like the kid from we're the millers with 200 extra pounds

psssh nothin personal, kid

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Christmas is about monkey bait-fag

fuck, he's powering up

kek

fucking kek

I love you user

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Now we just need someone to green text the story/fight

they're both powering up their dragonballs!