Good evening, Anonymous! Are you ready for Christmas?
I won't be doing tarot tonight. In fact, I'll barely be around. You're welcome to hang out in the shrine if you want, orrr...
You can come and play Starbound with me on my server!
IP: 96.239.33.6
Port: 21025
See you on Christmas night!
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For those who would like to join!
Hello!
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Do you ever look at the clock and go: "Ah fuck, its christmas eve"?
What's good, friends?
Hello thread
Reimu, you may not have seen it, but I actually handed some advice last thread, I think I did a good enough job
Anyone excited for the holidays?
-Sweet Roll
I'm getting fucking destroyed in Xcom TFTD. You?
Yep.
We are playing Starbound! I posted a download link btw.
One year closer to my demise c:
No
Rough, dude. I was getting fucking wrecked in BF1 earlier.
Might have to dust off Starbound.
Hey Nep, doubt you're in here, but the server isn't letting me in.
I'm not sure, but i feel like this song was foreshadowing: youtube.com
That's alright
You aren't required to be excited, or to be in the holiday spirit
-Sweet Roll
I've heard good things about Ghost. I haven't really had a chance to listen to them. Lately, I've been listening to a lot of Ne Obliviscarus. It's basically what happens when you make a progressive/death metal band where all the band members have a very advanced knowledge of music theory. They're fairly recent, so they don't have a whole lot of albums out yet, but all of them are fucking journey. Most of their songs average between 10-12 minutes long with the exception of two, which are only five minutes long. Have a listen: youtube.com
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Maybe your version is outdated, also see the port is correct and so!
So, one day I was jacking off to radioactive isotopes and a thought suddenly occured to me.
I realized that life is basically shit until you die and that people really don't care about each other. I decided I needed to fix that by creating a holiday.
Make sure you have "enable assets" (it might not be called that exactly) ticked in your options.
Don't know how it would be out of date seeing as Steam automatically updates it. I'll check and see if it didn't update for some reason.
if i have to start posting XCOM screenshots to keep this thread alive, i will.
I'll check it out. Thanks! Also, do you mind me adding you on steam? providing you have one.
Alright got it figured out. Character's name is Comrade Bobo.
Username is Dank Masterson.
I went a few thousand years back in time. At this point in human history, everyone was even dumber than they are now, but they were less fat. I did a bunch of cool magic tricks, like lighting bushes on fire and stuff. These desert cucks thought I was some sort of God.
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I told them they should create a holiday for Me, except the 'Me' is actually my Son, but he's also Me. I blasted my holy seed into some lady, she was like 10 years old or something and she gave birth to my Son. I told the angel to name him 'Jewy Screwy' because it was an awesome name, but they got the fucking name wrong and called the kid 'Jesus Christ.'
Good evening. I'm just gonna drop by real quick since I have to be in bed in a moment. Merry christmas everyone.
Jesus was notable for doing literally nothing wrong, like, ever, and also wearing sandles, being really wise and also having all the same powers as me. People made the holiday of Christmas but I thought it was kind of lame so I engaged in some more sex and had another kid. I was going to name her Megumin, like in Konosuba, because I thought she would blow some people up, and I was right, but it was a boy and I named him Muhammed. He was always jealous of Jesus because he would always beat him in Abraham Kart 64.
Keep telling the story of Jewy Screwy.
Muhammed, through him and Jesus' mutual friend Jewish Discorat (Maybe it was something like Judas Isocrat, I don't remember) started a rumor that Jesus thought Star Wars VI was the best of the original three (Jesus obviously didn't think this, he wasn't a faggot so he knew V was the best) and now the people that loved him wanted to crucify him.
H-hello
I didn't stop it because I low-key wanted Jesus out of the picture so I could keep humanity sinning and fighting. I told the humans that after they die I'll take them to this sweet crib in the clouds, but only if they celebrate Christmas and sing songs and make cookies and shit.
CHRISTMAS DOESN'T EXIST.
I came to the 20th century to see how the holiday turned out, only to find out it got fucked in the mouth by Capitalism.
Merry Christmas, folks, Merry Christmas.
Hiya Reimu! Merry Christmas to all you guys!
Mantis
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:o
I'm surprised you're the only one here with that
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Anything strange happened again?
Looks like a lot of nothing for this thread
I'll see it through anyway
-Sweet Roll
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Enjoy your time in the pokey, you creepy pedophile bitch.
I guess we image dump now
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shit tier camera
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lol wtf is this guy on about
Reisen claimed.
>false report of a post with no illegal content
>thinks the feds will actually pursue it
>Faggot ignores the filename.
>Falls for the bait, just like everyone else.
>Bumps my thread right before it dies
>dying a bumping thread
>'a'ing bump die thread
threading a bump die
kek
Kill a sage bump board thread yotsuba
Thought you said you'd barely be around. Speaking of around, here's some 2uhu aroundness.
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>totally not a thread
This certainly looks like a thread.
No, user. Its not a thread. This, my pic related, is what a true thread looks like. Everything else is just an imposter, or a wannabe.
M-my own !
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
This is thread, that is 4 spools of thread
(wrong thread again)
That looks like less of a thread than this one.
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Stahp
Welcome back!
The person I was tutoring in Starbound 101 left, and not many other new people have showed up.
That's not a thread. That's just a pair of tits. Your argument is invalid.
i can't stop pls send help
Is this a problem that can be solved with hugs or cuddles?
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Or gentle persuasion?.... Or rough, if that's your thing.
Gm, OP
You're tutoring people in Starbound?
I was... Never mind...
if hugs and cuddles worked i wouldn't have problems in the first place
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i don't do gentle
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But little kitties are for gentle, as lolis are for hugs.
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yes, but sex is for rough
FTFY
I didn't mislink the thread.
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You're missing a few zeros
whatever you say m8
I wonder if anyone else will show up
-Sweet Roll
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Check the post times, hun.
already did, just giving you a hard time
how'd it go with the brats?
Like who?
Maybe on Christmas day.
>The time
What do I get for posting exactly at midnight (for Sup Forums)?
-Sweet Roll
I have returned. Surprised to see this thread still alive.
Sup
How was starbound?
+1 internets?
