Hey Sup Forums

hey Sup Forums
I go into surgery tomorrow morning for my brain tumor and they're giving me just a 5% chance of survival.
For fucks sake, if you've got new fappening pics post them now because I don't think I'll make it to Christmas.

RIP my man.

5% chance of surviving the surgery? wholy shit nigger just keep that tumor tbh fam. being told you are about to die must be a fucking terrible thing tbh.

why didn't the shave your head?

Are you feeling lucky punk?

b/c 19 to 1 it won't matter

Heads shaved now.

why not just keep it

the tumor that is fuck your hair

If 5, OP lives
check em

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Good Luck, Dear sir. wish you well. and hope for the best

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Why not just start taking weed oil and say fuck that 95% death chance.....what the fuck is wrong with you wanting to do that?

If you have a 95% chance of dying on the operating table, wouldn't you rather just go do a bunch of cocaine or visit some crazy place you've never been to before? I wouldn't want my last moments to most likely be the administration of anesthesia.

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>if you've got new fappening pics post them now because I don't think I'll make it to Christmas.
what are things you never fapped to before?

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wow, thats.. really sad. OP! You're story just reminded me of the human i was before i came to Sup Forums!

I'm legit into the celeb posts, but addicted to finding new stuff. Fuck me right?

settle for scat

you look like a fucking moron
i cant bring myself to care even remotely
but i trust modern medicine
i am charles broawin

if dubs, op lives

hah..

rip

medfag here.
If you arent a baiting newfag than im saluting you OP. May the hospital treat you with the necessary respect, you magnificient bastard.

medfag here
this isnt something a medfag would say. poser confirmed

medfag here
i agree, he's not like us at all.

i wish it were that easy OP..fappengods have no remorse. no humanity, no pity

medfag here.
i am also not a medfag

10/10 would let sleep with my sister

Okay this made me laugh.

What are you? Newfag? Don't ask question just post. Because this kind of thread is just a thread where OPS will ask people to post something they want. Basically the same as "I've lost my reaction folder".
You are retarded if you really believe this OP is in hospital bed dying.

Not a medfag, but I once applied a bandage to the leg of my 14 year old babbysitter. She was wearing small lycra bike shorts and I could make out the shape of her vagina. She was wiggling it in my face. Anyway, what were we talking about?

post pics of ur moms vagina pls
- chuck bowirn

medfag here
i'm not really a medfag, but i don't mind if you hook me up with your sister

OP is a beyblade cause he's about to RIP.

do u have yahoo chat

another non medfag here
>14 year old babysitter
how old were you, user?

no, but i have a myspace and AOL

See you on the other side mang. See it as just another exciting experience. Living is overrated anyway.

The chance of an actual fappening post here is less than my chance tomorrow. If anything it makes me feel more likely to make it. So who cares, cause I don't.

don't have any. and she just turned 74, so even if I was into incest, I wouldn't want any.

-chuck bowirn fan club president

Sucks, man. I'll post some funny stuff, I guess.

maybe you can sell me some?
- chint bartun

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When I say my babbysitter, I mean she watches my kids, she doesn't babbysit me. THough I've considered offering her money to watch me sleep.

Shouldn't posted the bananas faggot

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If septs OP will live.

ah right, nothing beats teen pussy.

I don't need the money, I'm a successful fan club president.
-chint bartun fan club ceo

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Smells Like Teen Pussy

Medfag here.
Keep the damn tumor, move to Colorado, stock up on cannabis oil, and become a test subject. Donate your body to science when done.

I'll save OP with my triple 1s

dont u think u wore that joke a little thin
-marty belte

medfag here,you should have sex with one of the nurses.i mean,your gonna die anyway so why not,better then shitting yourself in a hospital bed

I believe in you. Man who will try those odds deserves life.

Quantum Immortatility man. You'll survive even if it's 0.000000000001%

That's not really how Quantum Immortality works, don't get his hopes up.

Not yet, Marty. But we're quickly reaching maximum saturation.

-founder, marty belte anonymous home for recovering marty belte addicts

If trips op lives. If quads he is die a slow painful death.

it works by not working
0medfag
bill tassil phd

And you'll spend an eternity as a brain dead cripple.

I mean, hey, you technically lived, right?

How does it work then?

asl
- tom hollingworth

Here's a new Cara D nude for u OP

>brain tumor

its not a toomah

Nice try newfag.... Check'em. I got you OP.

good luck man

45, m, 614. Why such a nosy Parker, Tom?
-executive producer, The Tom & m00t Show

Just came buckets moar?

dude ur gonna get v8 stop

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Yea you did

sorry but this pic of NJ Gov Chris Christie is all I have

OP, take my magical dubs and live a longer life!

You had surgery in july too lol

lol dude just smoke weed and keep the tumor im high rn actually

LOL her face

medfag here
this is technically a breach of science (space * time)/-1
how so?
- van mortse

It seems it was meant to be.

Goodnight, OP.

It's just the idea that every moment where the disease could kill him, there are infinite universes created where it does and infinite where it doesn't. It trickles down like big flowchart, but from a one-universe perspective, you have to remember that some infinities are bigger than others. He'll probably be dead here, but somewhere in the multiverse OP lives on.


I love you, man.

I did. And that's the only good recent pic of me.

I call bullshit, fam

july 2013

medicine isn't a science

to define what's healthy you must impose a philosophy

no thats to impose christ

im pretty sure medicine is science

- balt engiaha

If dubs, you live.

v& for what?

being so handsome
- carl tross

for you op a comp of nudes from celebrities

dat[DOT]serveert[DOT]me[DOT]uk/~midas/celebs/

Rolling trips for OP's life

Sorry everyone.
Death has other plans for OP.

Wow, guess what!
Nobody cares, faggot.

Take this magical dubs and survive OP