You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't look like this guy

you have 10 seconds to explain why you don't look like this guy

I have a full time job

My roids are still in the mail

i like my body water levels above "barely alive"

I just started regaining my motivation two days ago.

I'm not a gay homo

food is amazing and so is beer

shit muscle insertions bad structure and a
face with tendency to bloat on a comically oversized head

I'm not a homosexual

Is this achievable natty?