Greetings, Sup Forums. I'm here to play a game that holds three winners. It's a rare night...

Greetings, Sup Forums. I'm here to play a game that holds three winners. It's a rare night, I'm completely home alone in a house that normally has six people, and I figured I'd share the night with you. Here's the game, with some rules.

>Singles will be considered, perhaps done with a picture for proof
>Dubs will be done if it isn't extreme, with a picture
>Trips+ gets an extreme no limits task with a picture.
> I'm alone in the house, nothing will be done to the items of the three kids, there is an adult male and adult female who live in the house, their stuff and mine can be used in the tasks.
>We just moved here, everything is still in bags and very easy to find most likely. Some items I can find are a dildo, condoms, tampons, womens and mens clothing and shoes, etc.

The game will begin at 9:30 CST when the final person leaves the house. Good luck Sup Forums, I trust you'll make my night fascinating.

Kill yourself

Dildo down the dickhole

Close one, bud

Go to bed

I know the game hasn't started yet, but you should... Uh... You should play a really violent/loud hentai on full volume.

Sleep then screech in your mothers face in the morning, post reaction

Considering, that may be fun

put an apple against the wall

Take a shit ton of laxatives and shove your mums panties up your ass, wait until you need a shit but hold it in, then take a lighter and set the panties on fire, put the fire out with your shit and lick it, then put the burned shit covered panties in between two slices of bread and put the panty sandwich in the microwave for 3 minutes , them eat the sandwich while its burning hot, piss in a cup and add ice cubes to cool tour burned tounge. Then slice your tounge and use the blood as sauce on your sandwich, then eat another bite and finally shive the sandwich up your ass and keep it there until your parents return

lay on the floor

if you have paper

write "lmao" in a shit ton of papers and spread them all over the room you're in

if you're too lazy to do that, just do what requested

Roll

Please no

roll

Seriously, who just happens to have laxatives laying around their house?

rolling

Blast porn at full volume while masturbating with the dildo. Also bump

dude that's in an hour 30 minutes. th thread will probs die before then.

Yeah this was dumb of me, I'll probably make a new thread.

print out 200 8x10s of donald trump and hide them throughout the house

Rolling for this

take a shit and put it in your mouth

...

Have a 10 second argument with the condom, but if you lose, you have to eat it.

quads get suck on a turd

Shit in the sink

...

DAMN IT QUADS

Post yourself playing Minecraft.

rolling

I fucking hate you

put a turd in your mouth

satan roll

rollerino

roll

plz satan

Just my phone tonight guys, just sold my shitty PC and I'm getting a new one next week

TAMPONS UP THE NOSE.

put a hard turd in your right nostril

Record a porno and post it on a porn site, have it playing on a T.V. when they return

rolllll

lick one of your friends toes. post webm.

do yhits

so close

kiss one of your friends sleeping lips.

Sharpie in pooper

lick a sleeping friends butt

do this

Go buy bagel bites. cook them in box. throw away. no eat.

YES KISS SLEEPING FRIENDS BUTT

we almost had some criminal level shit right here

shove a comb in your ass

Browse 9gag until they come back.

lick sleeping friends toes

burn down the house.

win win chiken din

LMAOOOOO.
OP YOU MUST DELIVER.

CMON op, triple dubs should get something

I'm not breaking into my friend's houses to kiss their ass you fucks

put a turd in your mouth cheek

leet but just missed trips :((((((

Will deliver

roll for this

roll

Weak, but okay, no picture for proof because how

dang man so close both times

put a turd in your nose and snort

bust 7 nuts before they come back

Spice it up a bit and then maybe

satan says put a turd in your mouth and push into cheek

bump

SATAN PLZ FOR ONCE

Swap the clothes in the man and woman's drawers, then soak them in vinegar and close them up.

Satan wins

LMAO LUCIFER CAME THROUGH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dear god

Lol no not trips

dont be a faggot

Triple dubs AND trips
deliver OP

my nigga OP, satan has spoke. deliver pussy faggot

I REPLIED TO THE WRONG POST
FUCK YOU SATAN

Retry

HA

rull

quads says please put turd in your nose and snort

...

Put a shoe in your butt

half satan plz make him put a turd in his nose

Jerk off underneath the couch cushions and then place cushion back on top and never clean the mess.

guys help me make him snort shit for

open tampon package slightly, cum inside, reseal, place in top position.

stick 5 needles in the head of your cock and leave them in for 15 minutes

Try two
Satan plz make him put a turd in nostril then snort in hard

Poke holes in all of the condoms.

PLZ SATAN THIS TIME ITS THE RIGHT POST

Take a shit into your hand. Then smear the shit onto your parents bedroom wall and write out "merry christmas" and when they ask what happened say Santa did it

Shit in the fridge

put shit in nose

Light your armpit/pubic hair on fire.

Post pics.

Break every window in the house