Absolutely disgusting food or condiments people scarf down.
Pic related for me, anyone who enjoys this putrid fucking shit needs to be taken out back and given two bullets to the back of the skull. Holy shit, why the fuck would anyone eat this shit? First and only time I tried it I projectile vomited instantly
Gavin Watson
meh its good on ham sandwiches, also makes the best seafood, potato, and macoroni salad.
Levi Evans
If you eat ketchup, you are an absolutely, complete fucking degenerate that probably has down syndrome
Aaron Anderson
People who consume any mayonnaise other than Duke's
Levi Taylor
OP here, agreed.
People ruin perfectly good steaks with that shit.
Ian Baker
Did your uncle use ketchup as lube when he raped you? Is that why you hate ketchup so much?
Eli Ramirez
ranch on anything except salad
Levi Allen
What do you autists dip fries in? If you say ranch, mayo, or vinegar, I will murder you.
Ian Kelly
I eat mine dry, like a fucking adult.
Nolan Cooper
Mayo Masterrace :^) >vinegar???????????¿?¿¿
Michael Cook
can you just get this at any store never seen it.
Jason Harris
Vinegar ?
Oliver Watson
Mayonnaise is gross too, that shit and miracle whip is mostly grease.
Isaac Foster
Not either of those two. I only dip cheesy fries in ranch. I dip normal fries in ketchup. Never tried vinegar. Sounds fucking disgusting.
Robert Johnson
Depends man. Like that shit on fries, or hamburgers is O.K. But not steaks, or craft dinner, or shit like that.
Mason Barnes
if you eat this by itself you need to be lynched
Connor Ross
they taste better /w out condiments unless you have spicy ketchup. as long as they arent fucking plastered in salt
Gavin King
I eat poutines nigger
Easton Rodriguez
This will be dubs
John Moore
I could never dip fries in anything. I want to taste the fries, not a mouthful of tomato
John Miller
A FUCKING LEAF
Henry Russell
Anything mexican is dirt tier and should stay on their side of the wall.
Mason Bell
do you also eat boiled potatoes plain.
Andrew Lee
It is literally only available in the southern united states, sorry if you live elsewhere
Logan Brown
>poutine >fries >gravy >tonsil stones
Fuck off Canada
Dylan Hughes
Canada I am so jealous of poutine, literally the only thing I am envious of you syrup sucking sons of bitches about
Wyatt Williams
>Never been to Pancho Villa
Andrew Walker
>pic related.
Seriously you fucking savages, cook your fucking meat. To anyone who eats tbeir meat like this, enjoy your diseases. I like my meat like any man, well done!
Jace Reyes
every white girl every you mean
fuck you maple faggoy
Robert Perez
I can consume this stuff plain. It is also my condiment of choice for sandwiches and corn dogs.
Xavier Morgan
>diseases
As long as the meat reaches a certain temp, you don't have nothing to worry about, homosex.
Rare/med. rare is tippy top elder god-tier. Anyone who cooks their steaks to well done is an uncultured degenerate
Zachary Parker
ive eaten ultra rare steak my entire life, what diseases do i have?
Luis Fisher
...
Hunter Ross
why would you want to murder people over eating mayonnaise? or "miracle whip"?
you're nuts. you say peopel that eat a condiment need to be murdered?
what the hell are you, crazy? if anyone should be put to death its you for saying such crazy things.
Adam Smith
People who use a shit load of cream and sugar in their coffee should die
Dominic Turner
420 suck Balut all dai
Ethan Garcia
people that think that people should die for enjoying a flavorful condiment should be shot.
Sebastian Lewis
Medium-well and Well-done are degenerate as fuck and should be considered a hate crime
Easton Garcia
Apparently, people make cakes with this fucking shit...
Cameron Sanders
Agreed. I only use a tiny bit of sugar. not very much. I can't stand all them turbo sweet coffees you find at coffee shops, I want to taste the coffee.
I'm a poorfag and can't get fresh ground coffee so I get cans of Folgers. The first smell of a fresh opened can is orgasmic...
Henry Foster
Offbyoneitus
Gavin Ortiz
This. Steak is meant to be tender and juicy, not charred to a crisp. And it's a fact that bison can't even be cooked beyond medium without ruining it.
Chase Hall
This disgusting shit right here.
Luis Ramirez
Along with these floppy gross disks.
Aiden Carter
...
Lucas Miller
Someone needs to introduce proper mustard to America
Ian Ramirez
This man knows his stuff. You people make me sick
Jack Hernandez
This is now a food gore thread
Parker Sanders
All mustard is shit. You can't spell it without "tard".
Owen Bailey
Poutine master race
Cameron Rogers
You also can't spell it without "must"
So you "Must" have it
Wyatt Wright
Tard
Logan Adams
anything containing vinegar. The smell has the same effect on me as fresh turd mixed with rotten egg
if a recipe requires it, i'll substitute lemon juice
Benjamin Johnson
>not liking steaks rare or medium rare Yeah you ol' pussy ass, cake ass, punk ass, trick ass, sucka ass, fuck ass. dick in the booty ass, ky jelly packin' ass nigga you better get your bitch ass up off the street nigga you got 5 seconds to get your hatin' ass up outta here 'cause there some trill ass nigga in this muthafucka
Caleb Rivera
This is what raw steaks do to your mind. Point proven.
Blake Ortiz
Fucking TARTAR SAUCE IF YOU DIP YOUR PIZZA IN TARTAR SAUCE YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
Luke Harris
>making millionaires in the music industry Indeed.
Asher Collins
correct, hellmans ftw
Colton Brooks
Who in the fuck dips pizza in tartar sauce?
Xavier Young
If you dip pizza in any sauce besides garlic you're a fucking animal.
Robert Williams
Try eating venison anywhere near past rare...like taking a bite of a big piece of rope
Ryder Jones
Tartar sause if for fish
Jaxon Ortiz
makes a helluva rap song tho
Oliver Allen
Its called not being a pussy. Eat your meat cooked faggot. Real men have real teeth.
Caleb Ross
MUSTARD ON THE BEAT HOE
Julian Sullivan
there arent aby bacteria or parasites withing the steak itself, as long as u sear the outside ur fine,minced meat on the other hand should always be well done bc all the meat has been mixed through and shit. Yes americans,your med rare burgers are an awful idea
Leo Nelson
OP, the only thing I like Miracle Whip for is when making chicken salad. As many have said, Duke's is best mayo, Hellman's isn't bad. I almost never use ketchup. I would rather dip fries in mustard than ketchup. Especially love brown mustard (on some rye bread with ham and swizziss, aw yeah). Med-rare is the only way to order a steak, and whoever said they don't like pickles is a faggot. Oh, and if you're buying a salad dressing, go with ones from Ken's Steak House.
Mason Anderson
All fish that isn't shellfish. Especially salmon that shit is fucking gross.
Jordan Williams
Love fries in tartar sauce, when eating fried shrimp, fish, clams, etc.
Evan Ross
Mustard Got food poisoning from that shit.
Brayden Adams
Fuck marshmallows especially peeps.
Isaac Roberts
>adults enjoy bland food without condiments
Camden Robinson
I totally prefer catsup to my fries. I prefer Bernaise to my steak though.
Evan Morales
fish is fucking great stfu
Bentley Sanders
Burgers I do medium, steaks mid-rare. If you're worried, just freeze it once and you'll kill anything you're worried about.
Caleb Butler
Just googled that, and it sounds fucking disgusting.
Isaiah Hall
If you don't like salmon, you should try something like swordfish or sea bass. They're much firmer and less fishy, it's like eating a white steak.
Jackson Williams
>I have to have mommy mask food with other flavors so I won't be a fussy eater
Bet you drench your veggies in cheese too
Alexander Parker
I don't live in the US, but I've never tried any mayo that can compare to pic related.
Jason Johnson
Nothing wrong with a little cheese on broccoli, my man, even though I like it without. And when you ask what I want on my baked potato, the answer is EVERYTHING. Cheese, bacon, green onion, sour cream, whatever else the fuck you have, just load that tater up, son.
Zachary Long
Shut up and go sip your sizzurp.
Nathaniel Clark
>Gross dark yellow sticky stuff >Name is literally POOP-ON I'm sure it would be good if that name didn't make me lose my appetite
Owen Reed
I'd try it for sure where would you find swordfish?
Christian Sanchez
Dont judge until youve tried. Literally the best version of fries out there. Ive tried many kinds before.
Jace White
I use many condiments for my side starch. Salt, butter, garlic butter etc etc etc If it tastes good I go with it, like a reasonable adult.
Carter Foster
fish mongers....wtf
Jayden Gomez
k, will order it if I ever get the chance, and probably feel disgusted and not finish it.
Dominic Miller
There's a few intestinal parasites you could have but you'd never know.
Jonathan Gray
Those 'people' who slather ketchup on everything. Have this mate who has it with pizza as a dip
Anthony Myers
I dip my fries in a bowl of white vinegar, I thought that was normal? The fuck is wrong with you spergs?
Asher Perry
Just be mindfull that like everything. Some places will be shit. A burger at some shithole with a dirty kitchen is nothing like the buger at the city's burger joint.
Anyways, hope you enjoy if you do
Liam Reed
give and example of a parasite that lives in cows muscle tissue. >there's no such thing
Dominic Lewis
Ive heard of vinegar on top, but never as a fuxking dip. Soggy shit
John Jones
For pizza I prefer a garlic dressing.
Jordan Martin
plus is fucking awesome. By themselves they're horrendous.
Adrian Peterson
If you don't got sauce then your lost But you can also get lost in the sauce
Ian Miller
I guess its something I'd ask a local to guide me through, since if I am ever in Canada it would most probably be to visit someone i know.
Jose Gray
Enjoy your chewy sandpaper you faggot, steak ain't food unless its bloody
Camden Butler
I keked
Robert Walker
What does that make? Some sort of thousand island clone?