Eternal /got/ thread

Queen of love and beauty edition.

/balt/

Azor Jon!

FIRST FOR STANNIS

just how hairy is she?

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Meme waifu edition?

>oyyyy yoooooooooooooo
>eeee oy yooooooooooooooo
>eeeee oy yoooo yooo yooo yooo yooooooooooooooo
>oy yooooooooooooooooooo
>eee oy yoooo yooooo yo yo yo...
What did they mean by this?

Drogon will be this big in next season.

>Queen of love and beauty edition.
Our Maisie

Is she Jewish?

>mods still havent banned /got/ threads yet

Anyone has any idea what city is this? (from Bran's visions)

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How will Littlefinger die?

Hard mode: no one finds out he sold Ned out

Impossible mode: Sansa doesn't outsmart him

what the fuck

looks like volantis senpai

She's fucking obscene.

>"i followed Rob Stark, he got my family killed, i won't make the same mistake again, house stark is dead"
>"oh shit you guys actually won ?! oh uh, shit congrats guys, i'm sorry btw you're totally the king in the north Jon Snow ! the north remembers !"

>mods haven't banned cuck porn spammers like you
Why would they ban GoT threads, cuck.

Dubrovnik

somewhere in Croatia, probably

Some random guy he fucked over stabs him in bed.

Looking back at the footage from the end of the finale you can see that in addition to Dany’s ships there’s also Martell and Tyrell ships in the fleet. Varys is also there standing next to Tyrion and Dany, and his last known location was Dorne. This implies to me that Dany’s ships aren’t sailing from Mereen to Dorne, but from Dorne to King’s Landing.

Offscreen.

It was a prank bro!

varys brought dornish ships with him back to mereen

I mean in-universe city, dumdums. See that dragon shadow? it might tell us where Dany will be next season.

That would be retarded as fuck.

If it's Dubrovnik, then it's KL.

uh why?

dany needed ships to get her army across the sea

FUCK OFF. WAIFU THREADS ARE GOING TO GET /got/ BANNED

REAL THREAD

>I'm risking being treated like a fool and a eunuch for the rest of my life by these people
what did Theon mean by this?

I have a feeling she might be cute if she dressed like a woman instead of a butch dyke

Fuck you, leave the thread
Jonfag is finally not the first

thread wars are going to get /got/ banned

SAY NO TO WAIFU THREADS

POST IN THE RIGHTFUL THREAD

NEW NEW NEW

>Martells and Tyrells sailed all the way to Mereen so they could immediately turn around and sail back to Westeros

no

that's what he's trying to do senpai

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Lancel should have been the one to kill the Mountain

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MODS THIS IS A WAIFU THREAD. PLEASE DELETE IT

HERE'S THE REAL THREAD

And how would he do that?

fuck off

yours was made early anyway

rip tho
he tried

Lancel was an anointed Knight. He trained with all the other squires and knights in King's Landing. It's not like he couldn't fight.

S1 Dany best Dany

In the book? Some clever fucker finds out he betrayed Ned, informs Salsa and Jon and he gets a righteous comeuppance that leaves you feeling satisfied

In the show? He throws his cloak aside, twirls his mustache before slitting Salsa's throat as Jon screams in the background

Pre-series Emilia a best.

>Lancel was an anointed Knight.

So was Meryn Trant

Lancel is the son of the Kevster, Nephew to Tywin and squired for King Robert. He also fucked Cersei at-least once.

dem eyes tho

REAL NON-WAIFU THREAD. OP IS TRYING TO GET OUR GENERAL BANNED

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what about them

>starts thread wars
>says the other guy wants to get these threads banned

None of that makes him a good fighter, certainly not even close to Clegane level. We never actually see him fight, not even in Blackwater. He was always a weak faggot.

Do you think Jorah ever tried to explain to Drogo that he wasn't an Andal?

I like them

what a misleading filetype

I'm sure he's given Darry as a reward for his performance in the Blackwater. Why are you so jealous of Lancel?

At least I'm not a filthy tripfag.

>i'm from bear island
>wat is ber
>it's... like a horse walking on two
>but how do u ride ber

>gets called out like the little bitch he is by a 10 year old girl

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This is not a very feminine look

what about this?

~ * ~ THE LAST ADVENTURE OF THE MOST DEVOUT NUTELLA ~ * ~
>wakes up in a dark room tied to a table and poured with wine
>finally gets Cersei's confession but it's already too late to save her soul
>Cersei talks and talks and talks
>for Seven's sake kill me already I am ready since the day I was born
>"lol meet sir Rotten who is going to rape and torture you for the Seven know how long shame shame shame"
>gets really scared
>gets so sick of all this mundane shit
>gets inconsolable and extremely mad because of Smirkfu's woeful fate
>falls into Rage of the Warrior and breaks free of the fetters
>beats the Mountain violently with The Seven-Pointed Star till he turns into a pile of forcemeat
>imposes punishment of the Seven upon Cersei so she is unable to drink wine ever again
>goes to what's left of the Great Sept of Baelor to mourn Young Rose
>starts praying but the pain of loss tears her soul into pieces, so she falls on her knees and breaks into silent weeping
>suddenly a divine afflatus comes upon her
>resurrects Lady Stonesmirk using power of the Seven
>slowly dies in the arms of her beloved Rose with a faint smile on her lips
>"I am ready to meet the Gods"
>finally
>becomes Nutella the Shadow and secretly watches her sweet little queen praying

>"The king is my son!" Cersei rose to her feet.
>"Aye," her uncle said, "and from what I saw of Joffrey, you are as unfit a mother as you are a ruler."
Kevan was stone cold. RIP.

now you are

What if what they´re singing is actually "Arya" and they´re actually the tortured souls of those who were wronged by Cersei calling out to Arya to avenge them?

He was also dumb as shit

List of Freys who have died so far
>Stevron
>Ryman
>Tion
>Jinglebells Aegon
>Cleos
>Petyr Pimple
>Merrett
>Rhaegar
>Symond
>Jared
>Little Walder
>Aenys
Freys currently in immediate danger
>Saint Walder himself (Dead in the show, killed by le epik Stakku assassin girl)
>Hosteen
>Black Walder (Baked into a pie in the show)
>Lame Lothar (Baked into a pie in the show)
>Big Walder
>Rosilin
>Gatehouse Amie
>Thicc Walda (Dead in show, along with little Walder Bolton and her husbando Loose Roose)
>Edwyn
Has any house suffered even half as much as the House of Frey? And still you have fat losers sitting at home trying to pass moral judgement on them, shameful.

fuck off piece of shit noone cares about inbred frey subhumans unless you are inbred too

we only care about hot flashy characters

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so what was that business with everyone's faces being on the wall of faces in the teaser?

>Frey do the Red Wedding and are hated
>actual consequences with many of their family members dying

>Cersei firebombs the holiest site of the Seven and kills all the Septs, the Queen and many nobles
>Hurr brute force wins, "I'll kill all the other Sparrows" and no one rises up against her

Can this fucking cunt die already? Fucking plot armor.

how did the lord of bones know that nedd stark was dead?

let's finish the other thread first

Wait wait wait
what if
N+A=A
R+L=J

LADS
B + L = J
That's why they both have statues in the tomb. They would have been the Lord and Lady of Winterfell

Bombing the mosque was the consequence of the Sparrows imprisoning, torturing and publicly humiliating the royalty.

Bran + Lyanna = Jon


what if lynna mormont is actually lyanna stark?

Why are there like 4 threads up?

because this idiot wants a thread war to get /got/ banned

Ned had place set out for his own children, not only lords are buried there but the stark family.

But only lords get statues

vast improvement!

Grandest site, not holiest. Starry Sept of Oldtown is more holy.

ravens

Paul Dano had a sex change?

We're in here

Not funny.

bump

The show's treatment of Littlefinger still upsets me. How could that not get it?

They turned him into the ultimate cuck.

P R E S T O N

it's kind of funny