Security guard

>security guard
>at work
>guarding trailers
>not a soul for miles
Ask me anything

I'm also a security guard at work

Watts your job?

Basically to watch things so they don't get looted

how often do you jerk off on the job?

what do you do to pass most of the time

can you snap a photo of your cock?

Never
Shitpost on Sup Forums, when I'm posted at a gate shack I can play RTS's on my laptop

What's the weirdest shit you have seen ?

>be on hourly patrol
>drunk guy passed out in his car at the street end of the driveway
>try to wake him up
>cant
>have to call police
>police show up
>wake him up
>his girlfriend's in the back seat covered in 3 blankets and beer cans
>turns out they both had a expired license
Nothing more than that really, my job's been pretty mundane so far

show us your cock

David?

No
Also no

Not OP but also a security guard. We had a dude put a towel in one of his car windows and then he got naked and fell asleep jackin off in the car. In the parking lot of his place of work

Why not do bouncing? Static works fucking gay.

Just last night we had a 30 person brawl. That was a fun 20 minutes.

so what is it just kids smoking weed or is there a purpose

I feel like I'd have to be intimidating to do bouncing and I don't feel that way
You what

why are you doing that

I'm loss prevention at work

Why am I doing what

How can you be so sure there are no souls for miles?

Ever any danger?

Show ur weiner

your job isnt it security?

looks comfy but lotta light for night tbh

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ROLLAN FOR WIENER ;^)

How do I get a job like this? Or just a 3rd shift, no social interaction, security job.

69 GET
OP POST WIENER OR UR A FAG

wat her name?
google no help.

>2300
>holdiay weekend
>industrial area of city
I've heard what I thought were gunshots but they weren't very close by
It is
>find security company
>apply
>get hired because they don't care as long as you speak English and don't have a criminal record
Why