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just got back from the gym edition

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cara

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How far do I need to cut to look like this?

bloke at the petrol station was surprisingly not a paki but infact a ginger
he complimented me on my drink of choice
getting drunk now

ask christian bale

My optimal cum period is 4-5 days

Any longer and I start dribbling cum

Noticed that after I stopped wanking every day my voice got a lot deeper lol

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did a "pretend to like Monty Python to impress my qt3.14 yank friend"

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She's got good armpit game, I'll give her that

ALLAHU AKBAAAAARR!!!!! ALLAHU AKBAAARR!!!!!!! BAAQIYAH!! BI'ITHNILLAH'HITA ALLAH!

still mulling over last night's antics
wish i could be assertive
could shag so many birds

gonna try this could do with a slightly deeper voice

babestation

what the heck is this crap?

listening to the misfits (the newer, more metal albums)

>heck
>crap
FOY

post it desu

*shouts in Czech with hands up surrendering*


*gets shot*

do you think i give a crap what the heck you think?

what ethnicity am I lads?

Monty Python is legitimately good, it's just passé.

Nothing wrong with the mid-century classics, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=lu1VBP4kVGY

*blocks your path*

African

Imagine your job being typing up death letters for families during WW2

your the pussy mate

A man is outside your house. He's dying of pneumonia. He needs help. What do you do?
Hint:this is a good metaphor for the current migrant situation

>brits store their ketchup in the cupboard

imagine being in the waffen ss

"You're husband got heemed by a kraut"

chili and seabass?

got some porn on but i've had benzos and whisky and it would take me half an hour to cum

>Monty Python is legitimately good

(imagine an awkward looking young man wearing a fedora)

Where else would you store it?

imagine being famous but not rich

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Kill him

easier than being on the battlefield their as lists of dead people read on the radio most nights i think anyway so its not like you're that much more attached then them

You don't have a neighbour

jizzed at this post

No one in America likes Monty Python.

Proof: I don't and therefore no one else does.

the fridge

nothing I dont know he's outside and I can't see him in the dark

Well she's not in America so I believe you.

But the people typing the letter are women who suffer the most from war

RIP

leftypol banned me :^(

can't believe how much more valuable pussy is than dick

the real answer to this is give him a tent and a sleeping bag and then he can build from that

Yeah you do he's rapping on your door and begging for help

exchange rates are mental

>wanking for half an hour or more isn't normal

They're anti-Semites anyways

how do women suffer most?

>not fapping to this daily

if i already had a raging boner i could cum within 1-2 minutes

Women have always been the primary victims of war

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why don't americans celebrate easter

what was your thread?

>gosh user you're so quiet

mick foley is donating his brain for research,
he's had 50+ concussions, wonder he's still lucid, probably looks like swiss cheese

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>8ch*n
ahhhhhh yes

biggest normie ive ever seen

probably some upper class french spanish twat

I understanding this is a bait but do you have an actual explanation for this standpoint

But I'm not quiet. I'm the kind of autistic that talks too much.

scuse me mate, you dropped your virgin card

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have a youtube channel that i've only ever uploaded 1 video on
the video in question has 857,314 views

might make another video

can never understand why people say that what can someone build from that

cannot even comprehend being in the trenches

why does the life of crime seem so appealing

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Your shoes untied mate... AND you dropped your gay card. Btw I am VERY gay

Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. Women often have to flee from the only homes they have ever known. Women are often the refugees from conflict and sometimes, more frequently in today’s warfare, victims. Women are often left with the responsibility, alone, of raising the children. Women are again the victims in crime and domestic violence as well. Throughout our hemisphere we have an epidemic of violence against women, even though there is no longer any organized warfare that puts women in the direct line of combat. But domestic violence is now recognized as being the most pervasive human rights violation in the world.

chad/10

best music is from 60's and 90's

boris bikes are so fuckn expensive

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You can't watch much porn in 2 minutes, the longer you keep it going, the more porn you can watch

completely forgetting the 80s mate

youtube.com/watch?v=yeSJ2YdhG5k

massive MASSIVE choon

shes a nice lady

You don't have camping supplies on hand

post it

don't really watch porn anymore, it's for virgins

wank over clothed slags and the scenario of shagging them in my head

the titty game ridic

60's i'll give you that one

*Notice you doing the virgin walk from afar*

*Myself and the lads throw a condom at you and point and laugh*

it wasn't a thread, just a post critiquing labour

honestly i've had it with the left. socially at least. it's just not for me.

but i am working class so the right wing has fuck all to offer me either

Whats domestic violence got to do with war
men also lose the same family members (and die themself) aswell as the other shit

so basically you're saying its worse for women because they have to raise children alone but even in this case its worse for the man because he has died

You sold me on this image. Definitely would have sex with the purpose of procreation.

*laughs at some irishman talking to himself with a condom in hand*

>people saying that girls don't get autism
there are loads of minecraft and the sims playthroughs on youtube that prove otherwise

Ah yes, it's a "demonize women circle jerk by spouting silly opinions that most women don't have and pretending to legitimately hold them in order to make up for the fact I'm a virgin" post

little paprika in the scrambled eggs is the ultimate redpill

> falling to the same thing daily
When I was a silly, newly-liberated (from school) 18 year old, I had the odd idea of hanging up a "cum-goddess" I would FAP to daily and send my jizz to as an offering.

The longest I ever kept it going was 2 weeks, because no matter how hot it was, or how hot the idea was, I would get bored and want to cum to something else.

Sometimes you have a "lesbians" boner, or a "JAV" boner, or a "thick Brazilians" boner. My stiff dick wants different things to release to every time.

heemd the gf again