"Update: 10:15 PM: Contrary to earlier reports, Todd Fisher has now told AP and several other press outlets that Fisher’s condition is currently uncertain, and that the actress is in Intensive Care. “She’s in the ICU and everybody’s praying for her,” Todd Fisher told Variety during a phone interview. “There’s nothing new from the doctors. There’s nothing new at all. … There’s no good news or bad news."
quick someone make a fake article so we can get top page reddit
Cooper Young
Happy Christmas!
Jayden Wood
Jim = James t Kirk u cave dwelling sloth
Brandon Edwards
troglodyte*
Xavier Wilson
I SAID MADE UP
Jack Baker
no shit you fucking mong
Nicholas Roberts
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Samuel Wood
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Justin Peterson
thats what the snitch gets
Lucas Torres
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Nolan Sullivan
It's ogre, she won't survive the day
Luis Davis
I love Carrie Fisher, and I just adore how she carried herself in interviews.
Fact is, Fisher has an extremely low chance of making it out alive. Stable just means she's out of an emergency, but the damage may be too great and too far gone.
Hope you make it out Fisher, but science says this outcome does not look good :(
Caleb Diaz
DON'T WORRY BRO THEY'RE PRAYING FOR HER
Eli Mitchell
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Parker Scott
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Anthony Moore
Is there any chance of her waking up retarded?
Isaac Morris
F
William Peterson
did carrie fischer ever pose nude?
Thomas Thompson
That's the best chance
Thomas Green
No, she's said in interviews she had no issues with nudity but no one ever asked her to do it.
Eli Parker
I don't even care about Star Wars and I'm feeling kind of worried. She just seems like a genuinely cool person and I don't want her gone....
Mason Lee
fucking idiots if i was a director she'd be naked 80% of movies i cast her in.
Sebastian Stewart
Fucking morons !
She snorted a cunt tonne of blow so she absolutely woulda been a fun bird
Gavin Morris
But even now. She just seems like a cool Grandma type with a lot of funny anecdotes and the like. I can't deny she would have been sweet to party with back then though!
Luke Wright
Yeah she just doesnt give a fuck anymore which I really appreciate, she would be able to have an amazing conversation
Nathan Ward
Who dis?
Cooper Ward
To be fair she went to sleep pretty retarded.
Sebastian Phillips
Princess Leia
Jaxon Ross
Not to worry, at the end of Rogue One they have a digital recreation of her back when she looked in 1977. It's as bad of a CGI as Grand Moff Tarkin who died 20 years ago. It's like that Final Fantasy movie from 2001 - really shitty CGI that in no way deserves any more than a split second of screen time, yet they put minutes of them on screen and you can spend that time just realizing how shitty the CGI is,
Also, Darth Vader shows up and kicks ass. The spaceship battle is great, but the CGI looks like fucking Lego Star Wars. The whole movie could have been about 30 minutes shorter with two less characters and two less locations.
Why did the Captain have a mission to kill the Dad when it was already clear that the Death Star was operational due to the rebels knowing that it did at Khbel City? Killing the Dad wouldn't have changed the fact that he already created the Death Star especially when it was rumoured that if you captured him alive he could have helped even more in defeating it. Dumb fucking logic in this movie.
I give it a 7/10.
Charles Gomez
hope the dumb cokehead bitch dies
this is what happens when you talk shit about the god emperor donald trump, the universe crushes you like a termite
Isaiah Martinez
star wars is gay aspie shit & she shilled for hillary, good riddance
Luke Morales
Merry Christmas, user.
Elijah Barnes
Could you say that in 140 characters or less, please, as this is now the new communication criterion of American government
Leo Scott
You idiots keep pretending "shilling" is just when a person tells people who they support politically. Shilling is when people are bribed for an endorsement, like the cuck shill-posters that get paid to spread conservative propaganda on Sup Forums.
Aiden Parker
Merry Christmas to you as well, brother.
"Self-important cokehead traitor Star Wars bitch had a heart attack. No stamina!"
Josiah Gomez
You're howling in the wind, user. Sup Forums has developed its own vocabulary to make words mean whatever they want them to mean, as long as they are an insult. They're all fuckwits and shills to the m00k
Tyler Collins
gee yer funny, pal.
Keep Crying. We Won. 8 Years, Bitch!
Justin Collins
shell be fine
Brayden Johnson
I gotta hand it to the CGI techs on Peter Cushing,he looked well considering being in the ground for 20 years...now Leia...looked like an animated post card,not sure what went wrong there....
Camden Nelson
4 nigga, you gonna have to win twice y'know
Gabriel Fisher
Same :(
Nicholas Brown
Probably more like 32 years of republican glory since the DNC was literally destroyed
fuckin cock suck obama is a muslim terrorist I hope Trump throws his black ass in Guantanamo
Zachary Martinez
So she's not dead.
What a great actress in rogue one,
If she dies she dies: Dolp lundgren.
Camden Bennett
>2 term limit >term = 4 years >2x4=8 Are you really this slow?
Xavier Carter
bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-38423963
let's hope, she was one helluva broad
Connor Cook
george lucas is a fucking faggot
Austin Cruz
This is why you don't do cocaine. Dead at 60 jeez thats bad for 2016.
Oh wait my mum died at 45.
Grayson Carter
god she had such awesome tits back in the day
Samuel Sanchez
live long and prosper
Landon Bailey
Mine died at 43 in 2015. I feel sorry for you
Nicholas Collins
Mine went into a coma the day my first daughter was born then died 2 weeks later.
Matthew Nguyen
God fucking dammit, there's so many great people dying, I hate it :(
Lincoln Cook
lol thats fucked
Juan Ross
dont get it
Nicholas Howard
Wouldn't say nice thinks until she dies.dirty cum sump.thank you good night
Parker Reed
its not a joke you dumb fuck, george lucas made her wear tape for the movie which made her tits look smaller
Grayson Myers
that bitch went into cardian arrest in the air of course shes gona die or at least have severe nerv damage trust me im a doctor
Caleb Bailey
*canadian arrest
Ethan Lewis
*Cardigan Arrest
Jack Parker
*Calrissian arrest
Gabriel Reed
*cartagena arrest
Luis Brown
*carte blanche arrest
Christopher Brown
*Cadian arrest
Josiah White
the image in the ocean is shopped regardless, here's the original you can tell they've stretched out her tits + ass
David Sullivan
Haha loser
As if being an not religious white cock sucker is better. At least Obama knows how to wipe his ass with the the constitution while the incoming President can't stop wiping his ass with tweets.
Kevin Powell
cardassian arrest
Logan Davis
How did she died on an airplane full of people who can perform CPR?
Austin Anderson
>trust me im a doctor never trust somebody who is paid for living.
Lucas Adams
True. You can always trust a thief.
Oliver Wood
You meant han solo?
Grayson Lopez
Do you even know what CPR is and that it cant bring people back to life magically? Like this isn't a movie CPR just keeps blood moving until you can zap someones heart to start it again.
Also its not like the plane load of people were all just staring at her waiting to jump at the chance to do CPR.. She probably passed out and was sitting there for ages til some flight attendant asked if she wants a drink and noticed shes not breathing.
Owen Murphy
CPR will supply the brain with oxygen and keep the blood moving. You can keep someone alive for hours like that.
Carter Bennett
Not hours.
Ian Mitchell
Not the same guy but there are plenty of cases over an hour at least - that football player who's heart stopped on the field was out like 80 something minutes...
Im sure there's been people more than 2 hours.
Daniel Brown
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Lincoln Nelson
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Jayden Ramirez
sounds like she's alive but probably has brain damage
John Nelson
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Eli Lopez
yea a football player on the field were noticing him suddenly collapsing would be obvious and someone trained in first aid in cor was probably near by. Mean while this old bitch was on a plane mid air when her heart gave out chances of someone noticing shes in trouble arent that great and someone being able to perform cpr at any level would be slim. knowing cpr isnt as common as people think.
Nathaniel Price
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Brandon Sanchez
5 minutes of 0 oxygen is when brain damage happens I heard.