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You cant deny en i cant deny

Delete this edition.

Okay so I have the data but I don't have the formula. Looked through the notes and on google and couldnt find anything

Why

>tfw bad short term memory that causes me issues at work

Delet this

>didn't play brain age as a kid

Don't say the n word please ty

>had a semiwalled off section of the train to myself

>Farting on full blast not even caring if they make sounds

>Lady comes in just after a big fart and sits across from me

Drats, I have more stinky farts to rip too

And this was, I guess, ’68 when there was a lot of guys from the neighborhood going to Vietnam. I remember the drummer in my first band coming over to my house with his marine uniform on, saying that he was going and that he didn’t know where it was. And a lot of guys went, and a lot of guys didn’t come back. And the lot that came back weren’t the same anymore. I remember the day I got my draft notice. I hid it from my folks and three days before my physical me and my friends went out and we stayed up all night and we got on the bus to go that morning and man we were all so scared… And I went, and I failed. I came home [audience cheers], it’s nothing to applaud about… I remember coming home after I’d been gone for three days and walking in the kitchen and my mother and father were sitting there and my dad said: “Where you been?” and I said, uh, “I went to take my physical.” He said “What happened?” I said “They didn’t take me.” And he said: “That’s good.”

i would advise writing everything down or tell people to send you emails

t. worked for me

Are you lactose-intolerant

newfoundland?

This. It's not very nice, now is it?

Just a bit but I like dairy and farting so it works out.

Damn man you're edgy. We don't use that word here.

imagine having sex with human woman
i cant cause ive never seen one

the only thing that stops a mentally ill man with a gun is another mentally ill man with a gun

>Damn you sound like an elitist fag
I am

>I dont actually live in NDG, i live in mo-west.
Same thing just a bit more trashy at times.

>Are you below or above the boulevard?
Above.

newfie newfie newfie

Nigger spic gook cumskin

>call a girl out for acting slutty: SLUT SHAMER

>Let a girl know you enjoy her sluttiness: CHAUVINIST PIG

feels gud

Hey man, I also live in Westmount.

>english sub of dragonball super streaming on youtube
>haven't watched since dragon ball gt era
why do japanese voice actors either sound like edgy faggots for little boys?

why is gohan fighting a furry? what the fuck happened

im tired of being alive bros

have your childhood ruined with me
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>that house
This is why I don't leave my safe space. It makes me sick.

>frozen pizza
>directions say to cook at "480 degrees fahrenheit"

what's this son of a bitch made of concrete

never fully 100% watched dragon ball cause my older brother never bought the dvds and they were never on tv. dbz however.....

they were one of the only things that consistently re-ran on YTV so I've seen most episodes a few times. it took them years to get through most of it

Ah, I see you've never experienced housing in the Maritimes.

J'ai une problème avec votre cock. Votre cock c'est très petite, et j'aimerais sucerais un gros cock. Je pense que notre relation c'est fini. Au revoir, je vais sucer un gros cock.

Yeah i searched and i couldnt find shit

Gonna keep checking man, im pretty sure i already did that and it wasnt hard at all.

I did but only the good parts. Outside of the old villages and tourist spots it's garbage I realize that.

I only suck clean ones, not gross ones. KYS

trailer park boys irl

go back to the quebec general ya fuckin fag

really? they only played dbz and after dbz was finished they played gt

i think they started playing it every week night in the 90s and kept at it to some time in the 2000's. I was older when GT came on air and never finished watching that one.

I always notice that the girl in a couple (guy/girl) will be looking right at me as I'm walking down the street. Maybe I have a bull face

She just wants to start something, as in you getting your face kicked in or vice versa.

>quebec general
Doesn't exist.

He just sent another email saying he should've walked the class through the question but he didnt say anything new that helped. He just repeated that if we have the standard deviations we should be able to find the sample correlation between the two variables

Then post face. I'm honest.

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she's imagining her bf giving you a swirly

It's late enough on a Saturday I'd be surprised if anyone recognized me. Why not. I've been traveling all day so my hair is a mess and I look tired.

get a haircut ya fuckin retard

you litterally look like a faggot on his way to becoming a transexual

shave your head, asshole.

You don't look bad, tiny weak chin but you're pretty decent.

get a haircut ya fuckin retard

how snooty lol

montreal west, western NDG and eastern NDG are all different. Western ndg was built after ww2 and has pretty ghetto areas like st jaques and walkley. eastern NDG was built up in the interwar period and is basically the same housing stock as what is around villa maria station and ndg boulevard (westmount adjacent), but it got cut off from this area by the decarie autoroute

montreal west is an independent town that was mostly built before ww1 around its railway station which is a junction

Fuck u I'm growing it long.

Thx, i am tilting my head down a bit hiding my chin

*bullies you*

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women and strangers look at you because you look like a cliche faggot, and you're saying you want to look even more like a faggot

Some guy asked my my girlfriend's roommate for my girlfriend's number

Ask him for your GFS roommates number

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tell her to give him your number

arrange a date

show up in drag

beat him up in a parking lot

typically, my day begins when someone dies

>make chess match
>the retard doesn't play

every time. fuck this shit.
goodnight.

Goodnight, don't forget to look under your bed

I think I know who it is, too. There's some manlet in one of her classes who keeps trying to talk to her.

funny that you say that since I was watching a program where someone died

lol dr*mpf
get it i said dr*mpf instead of trump
that just show up to date with pop culture and politics i am

Me nah oh way me nah way me nah oh. Nah way me oh way me nah me way me nah me way me nah oh

he should be easy to frighten then

You have nice hair don't let them tell you otherwise.

>person does hand motion meaning they want to first bump
>grab the fist and shake it
i am the toque

I did this to some black people once and they got really offended

I think I'll go talk to him desu. I usually meet up with my girlfriend after that class so I'm gonna have plenty of time.

did you act as oblivious to their offense as possible?

what kind of socks

Interesting. This correlates with the feeling I got from these places. Drove around your place a lot and was surprised to see really stylish looking homes, even more so than in NDéGé (now pronounced in the invader's fashion). I always assumed their ages were the other way around as it's further away from downtown but that makes sense now. Explains why the layout is more incoherent, outward development from downtown must have clashed with local centric development creating this mess.

>how snooty lol
The West has lost all its standards.

wanna have a wank lads

mom got the cheap tp again

first, I cuff my meal
Secondly, I offer sedatives
when they fall asleep, I begin the third step
I carefully slice open the sack of the gonads, but I do not cut them off yet, I like to peel the skin off the cock, until it's red and all the skin is off. I then slice the gonads into two pieces and put them in a jar so my victim wakes up and sees them. I let him lay there, he's going to die of blood loss but I just watch him suffer until he withers away

What are you gonna jerk off to, bud?

not going to get any gbp there

No porn!

the thought of a girl loving me

??

the stringy taste of human flesh, the mouthwatering texture

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I laughed at them. I eventually got butted out of the group because I was too lame for the hiphoppity kids

>watch a couple docs on current day natives
>all it does is make me hate them like crazy
They fuck about then get their feelings hurt then autistically screech about the government. This is their life. This is all theyve contributed to for decades.
Muh rights. Muh 200 year old agreements. Muh millions of square miles of land we can't maintain in any way. Muh revisioned history where we dindu NOTIN wrong. Muh we're human beings too, living on free money getting drunk, doing drugs, raping and killing eachother. Muh everyone's out to get us, but we'll never stop fighting!

We should have wiped them out when we had the chance. Its a blessing they outstayed their welcome and everyone got tired of their shit years ago to the point where only once in a while a couple bleeding hearts will pretend to care about their "struggles"

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>first exam in one of my classes
>class does horribly
>professor doesn't curve
>only 7 people passed
>I got the highest score in the class with a 91%
>professor says "Only one person got above 85% in this class, so I guess only one person studied."
>mfw I didn't study

you're generalizing like crazy, what was the names of the documentaries

seriously it's like saying all chinese people have a asian-face

>it's like saying all chinese people have a asian-face
uhh

The west lost all its standards years ago when everyone left for the GTA because of the referendums.

And yeah I really find that the architecture of a place affects my mood. The automobile age was a mistake

That shirt reminded me of something. I think I'm gonna buy my girlfriend a sweatshirt with the Californian flag on it

>American trains

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If you compare his syntax today to interviews from 20 years ago it's pretty obvious that Trump has Alzheimer's

syntax in what, twitter?

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