What fetishes does your gf have?

what fetishes does your gf have?

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She likes to touch my penis constantly. She'll rub it for hours on end while I look at other women and then I'll climax. We haven't found her fetish yet because she never does, she's happy to give me a good time though.

she likes to pretent im anyone but me

She likes to reenact her molestation and watch Captain Picard while doing it.

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She's freaky. Scat, piss, fisting, spanking, bondage, leather/rubber... The list goes on. I don't do everything with her but we've had some fucked up sex.

>gf

acting like a little girl

looks like a wild fuckin party

Were you the married guy whoes wife just announced she wanted to be "little" with crayons and shit?

nope xD would fap to that story tho

She likes being tied up an slapped all over her body. I really like hitting her in the face...

Ageplay too

;3

No man, this story was horrible.
Imagine you're married for like 5 years, you got 3 children and your wife suddenly decides to pretend to be a child aswell. With diaper, pacifier, crayons, just fucking everything. The poor fellow didn't even know about this, she just announced it one day and let him live with the consequences.
From some fetish perspective this might be hot for a moment, but this guy is SO fucking fucked up forever beyond repair. He asked what he should do about it like a month ago.

lel, that's fucked up if this fetish leaves bedroom

She likes it when I fuck her little sister on the ass then cum in her face. She isn't consciously aware of it yet, any day though she will admit she loves it.

Missonary position for the sole purpose of reproduction

She's into knives and other sharp objects

like cutting and shit?
abused at a young age?

II had one of them ,use to slice here with razors doggie style rubbing me face in the blood,, she loved pain

heavy dick sucking and being dominated... is a keeper im telling you.
unfortunately, she has periods of where its impossible to have sex with her for 2 months.
After that shes massive horny for 1 month and almost sucks me off anywhere anytime or likes to have me inside her ass or smth. Its ridicioulus ...
you have any idea how fucking hard it is to switch from 1 month Sex every day to 2 month complete NOTHING?

She loved yto be chocked , which is pretty normal but till she passd out once, I paniced syarted givin her cpr and shit she came out of it ONE DEEP BREATH

probably easier than to switch from not ever getting some to not ever getting some

some one else fetish

Mine loves to suit up and fuck my ass until I blow my load all over the sheets

this fucking faggot replied lol
but no she wasnt abused or anything, just kinky and sadist as fuck

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I don't think stuff like that just appears out of nowhere, but i'm no psychologist or even close to know about this.
Just keep an eye on it how it evolves - it may just be a domination thing.

We are dating the same girl...

My gf is into incest and beastiality roleplay (basically ERP), we usually play BESM or Pathfinder and make up scenarios that ain't Mainly erotic but often have a lot of twisted sex in them.

Often after a session with her am blueballing so hard she have to give me a blowjob and wait a while before intercourse.

A typical game session is about 6 hours with her.

Am 35 and she is 21 this spring. We meet on IRC.

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She likes it when I call her my little princess and likes to call me daddy. She likes to have her hair pulled and my body over hers while I fuck her just right. I think we'll take it a bit further with some teacher/more explicit DDLG role play but it's pretty tame now.

Our sex life was so tame it has caused dick troubles for me. One time not getting it up shattered he self-esteem and she thought it was the end of the world. Now we fuck way less often because I don't ever feel like it. Feels pretty shit.

Should I get counseling or some shit? When we fuck like once every 2-3 weeks it's great and she always cums twice but it only feels good after I get into it. The problem is I'm never into it now.

I know you were after some kinky shit but I had to get that off my chest.

What a slut.

No get some goddam cialis and never have to even worry about this being a problem.

Or figure out more about how deep her little girl kink goes and push it to the limits.

Unfortunately user it sounds like you're afflicted with what's known as a long-term relationship. Its a leading cause of loss of sexual attraction. My advice is to break up now, because newsflash, if its already reached the point youre explaining then its not gonna get any better.

Beastiality

>ERP
>BESM
>Pathfinder

I don't know what this shit is. But what incest roles and ages does she like to play?

Out of curiosity what does your bitch look like? I always assume bitches who are into beast are probably fucking disgusting, right?

Dubs speak the truth, we've all been there

U really got to put a lot of effort into ur sex life in order to get it back via forcing fetishes and shit

Mine acts like a little bitch. So often that it must be her fetish

I got some viagra. She said she didn't want to 'fuck a fake boner'. I could take it in secret but it's like fucking $40 a pill so not really a long term solution for someone that wants to fuck daily or at least every 2 days. My problem is psychological. Pretty good call with the daddy kink. I think it's also about getting her to do more to seduce. Every time she wants to fuck she literally just asks me to fuck her.

It's papper and pen RPG.
Ya know.
Like Dungeons and dragons but porn.

She like the age 11-15 the most.
Youngest she played was 7 but she got a bit disturbed by having sex with a bear in that session.
Old than 17 is not Intressting to her.

Think this is her way of coping with the abuse her dad did to her when she was younger.

Sure

But the rest of the relationship is seriously great. I wouldn't change a thing, other than I wish I could make myself get boners on demand. She's perfect for me, and if we break up I'll just be fapping like I do now so I'm losing a companion with no change in sex life.

Also, how would that solve performance anxiety? Why would I be less anxious about being able to get it up when I'm with some stranger I don't trust. I think is onto it with putting in effort and working on it. I'm just not sure of the best way to go about it.

Maids
Necrophilia
Chubby people
Tentacles
...

What do you mean by forcing fetishes?

You can take the shit like 6 hours in advance and she won't even know. And its not $40/pill. You get them from the doctor and cialis 2.5mg is $100 for 10 at Costco. All you need is a little boost to ease the anxiety of not getting hard. Of course its psychological, that's why they make the shit.

Just keep dropping the age younger and younger for her. How old does she like to play now?

Samefag here
And incest as well, she's also bi sexual and finds gay people cute. She also writes a lot of fanficton

How many niggers has she fucked thus far?

Does she directly incorporate what her dad did to her when she was younger into sex? What has she said about it?

Piss, bondage, ageplay, shit like that.
We've had some freaky sex over the years.

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

I don't live in USA so no costco. It's not covered by our public healthcare because it's not a necessity.

>All you need is a little boost to ease the anxiety of not getting hard

Yeah true I have heard this before so maybe I should just take it in secret. Will taking half a viagra help? Because these were definitely $40 a pill.

>Just keep dropping the age younger and younger for her. How old does she like to play now?

No specific age. It would just be shit like 'oooh daddy likes that', and oh bad girl you made daddy horny so now he has to spank you.'

She did once do this voice that was literally like a baby and said 'ooh yeah daddy i like it when you fuck me like that' so maybe I should just get her to do more like that.

Cum fetish

>Will taking half a viagra help?

Yes, even a quarter will.

Mention or reference specific ages, maybe start with teens, its just more of a taboo mindfuck that will be hotter for you.

Doing it where it's possible we CA get caught. I'd say the two best places were a pirate ship at a renaissance fair and inside a bastion at the Cahokia mounds in IL.

Cheers for the tips. The thing I'm worried about is that she'll think I'm legit pedo. I'll start with 16 because that's when we first fucked. nah actually 15 because that's illegal.

Another issue: That's not natural you would never say 'I'm going to cum in your sweet little 15 year-old pussy.'

>having girlfriend
>with fetishes
>asking in 4chum

Your question has gone to far, OP.

Sup Forums is full of us normies now. it's just somewhere you say what you think without having to care about upvotes.

Mine likes to suck me off. Since she called my cock funny name she is doing it everyday. Focking love her

Sex talk from the third party listeners' viewpoint is cringeworthy but that doesn't matter. Its like dancing, you do it and just don't give a fuck.

But yes, saying that will probably send you both over the edge. And who knows, if she has a daddy fantasy, she may have a pedo one as well. If so, good for you.

My wife is sexually dead. She's a fine woman and caring mother.
That's all.

Good points all round, mate. Thanks a lot. Time to stop giving a shit and jump straight into it.

Drug her? I mean she's basically already consented.

My wife wants me to eat my own creampie out of her afterwards. I've been agreeable while we're fucking, but completely lose interest after I cum.

I suppose it's a better fantasy than eating someone else's load out of her, but still not into it.

i like to be the dominant side in bed but i would never actually physically properly hurt my sub (i.e. knives, razors, whips etc), however i myself am dreaming of being whipped to the point of needing stitches. i was never abused, i grew up in a loving supportive family, nothing traumatic ever happened to me.
you never know.

My wife loves to tung my asshole but doesn't like it when i lick her butthole says it makes her uncomfortable but she wants me to pound her asshole tho still.

Anal
Facials

All my wife ever does is talk about wanting to be gangbanged. Is that bad?

That would be fine. I'd do it to keep her happy. Then use it to get her to eat your cum out of someone else's pussy. "I DID IT FOR YOU!"

If it's literally all she does it's bad. Otherwise it's fine and common even.

been trying sorta to get my gf to let me fuck her arse for a while now. She's too much of a pussy.

Bring your friends over. Then next time tell her to bring her friends for you. Everyone wins.

My wife likes many things. Oral, anal is ok, fj, dt ect. The only one thing she refuses is facial. Any advice?

Rape is number 1 women fantasy, so no... Pretty normal.

Low Kek

Shoot a load from distance towards face town.

She doin matrix dogde on me everytime

My gf thing is licking my asshole while wanking me off, then cum all over her face...
Makes me cum liters!

totally fair. I still wouldn't do it. I would hate to see my gf fucked by anyone else.

ask her if it's a matter of hygene or is she afraid she might get cum in her eyes or nose ? maybe if you guys figure it out together you can reach some sort of agreement, like have sex right before shower or something.

I know a girl who's into it and she is hot as hell. Never fucked her, but I've heard she's wild.

Fuck my gf only did that a few times. Guess she didn't like it. She'll always play with my arsehole in a bj though and I fucking love it.

She doesn't do it all the time but alot. I will be fuckin her and stick some fingers in between tits likevavdick and move back and forth and fingers in her mouth and she just goes crazy. I wish i could see what she is thinking at that time cause she will come twice within 5 minutes then it slows a bit after that.

Couldn't do it with friends. Maybe strangers from a different town possibly

Yeah all good. Good on you. Should get some suction dildos to put on a wall, then you can fuck her mouth into the dildo during doggy. I bet she'll love it.

She has endometriosis.

Does she have a deviantart account?

We're swingers and it started as my wife's fantasy. We've done couples and also played on our own. She loves some bondage and is into DP.

She's always had a fantasy of getting paid for her pussy.

She said once that it is kind a thing people do in movies ( ans I don't mean cartoons). I'm still happy with what I have anyways. Some day she will say hey user could u cum on my face? Waiting for it

Already have some. She will be banging this huge dildo as i jerk and cum on her face or pussy,damn i am getting hard thinkin about it and she loves her picture taken.

Teasing other men
...especially older guys
.......including my dad

be faster, better, stronger, train your aim, anticipate her movements

Nothing is better than her tongue down my ass...
Ask her for more next time... xmas treat ;-)

How old is she? Think she would do something with them?

Checked and also thx for advice. Will need some good trainning lol

She's 23
Probably would, we've talked about the idea but never done it

How much older are you, and does she have a history of dating much older guys?

shes into fucking strangers and has fucked a few dogs