Merry Christmas, here I am 42 , alone...

Merry Christmas, here I am 42 , alone, twice divorced sitting here lurking Sup Forums and jerking off to scat porn does life get any better ? on the bright side in 8 hours reruns of Mike and Molly will be the highlight of my Christmas eve just before I down a quart of Fireball and head to the adult book store to get some faggot to suck my cock, life is fucking wonderful

wonderful nobody fucking even cares enough to call me a loser, fuck you all

tell me more

How can I become like you?

OP is final boss of Sup Forums. He's where all of you teen faggots are headed

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Don't worry,it'll happen just keep posting

I'm sorry dude. I can relate. Just know that whenever you're feeling down know that you are better off than a billion other people.

life has just sucked balls every turn, I admit I got into booze and weed early, then coke, acid , stopped the coke and acid, now just a drunk pot head, I have no ambition to do anything anymore cause everything I try just turns to shit. I have a job as a school bus driver, I have to beg my buddy on probation for clean pee to pass the fucking drug screen, I just need someone to tell me there is a reason that life shits on me like this and eventually I will be normal

Don't you mean 6 gorrillion you insensitive little shitlord?

under rated post

well man tell me what is your BMI?

find what your happiness comes from, maybe something you always wanted to do as a kid?

I am pretty average but a huge beer belly, no double chins or any shit like that

all I wanted to do as a kid was get high and play drums in my metal band

not bad mate, id say start lifting get in shape maybe self esteem is tied to that and happiness, most people that holds decent weight. helps with cutting back smoking and drinking ; )

get back into drums if you stopped i would say

you think if I did some gym shit might not be such a sad sack all the time?

I traded my drums for a sheet of acid more than a decade and a half ago,

well there you go bud save up and get another set of drums

respect the dubs

Aside from having to deal with 2 ex's, doesn't sound too bad. Not into scat but whatever does it for ya. Merry Christmas from one old bastard to another.

That all sounds terrible except for getting your dick sucked.

Gee user, how come you got divorced twice...

I'm having a "Very Kenda Christmas"

Fuck , that shit just made me horny , i wish i could become like you too in the future , gonna spend the holidays lurking b with dicki in hand brother . i wish i had some guy to suck my cock tho :(

Sup Forums was better when it used to deliver pizza

I had some side action going on at the clubs I drank at

LOL merry fuckng Christmas you old user bastard

santA@

You are miserable because you are running from yourself.

Merry christmas you old fuck, hope you have the strength to follow the path to redemption

Hey bro wish you the best maybe lifting shit at the gym will make you care about your body and be happy with yourself. Have a good life my man.

happy holidays guys