This is my GF's pussy. Help me decide what to shove inside of it.
This is my GF's pussy. Help me decide what to shove inside of it
What all choices are there?
Also, post her tits and ass
My penis
Shampoo bottle
Cucumber
Use it to mash potatoes inside of.
I have most household objects at my disposal
Unprotected dick
Lube her up, fuck her with a popsicle or something else cold, then pound her to warm that pussy back up.
P.s. post moar. And tits.
Obey my dubs and start boiling some water for those potatoeS.
No popsicles at the moment
Here's a nice close up she sent me the other day
Ice cubes? One of my exes was into weird stuff, a couple of times she fucked herself with frozen dildos and the likes before having me fuck her. The feeling of cold pussy was so different than the novelty aspect of it was great.
Got any bent over pics of her ass?
I'll hurt her, but no serious injuries like boiling water. I still want to be able to use it in the future.
insert teeth brush
tv remote
Camera, take extremely close up pics, post them
playstation controller
gatorade bottle
I have ice cubes, may do that if nobody comes up with something better.
I would post pics of her ass but her ass isn't very nice to be honest. Just going to keep this one about her pussy
To mash potatoes you must boil them first or they won't break apart properly; I will accept you cooking and cooking the potatoes before insertion and subsequent mashing with whichever tool you deem most adequate.
She must eat them however once they've been mashed. I would add butter, salt, and milk while mashing for maximum tastiness.
Fair enough. How about her tits?
You want an extremely up close pic? You mean inside her pussy hole?
Yep
Find out how many handles she can take at once. By handles I mean like toilet brushes, plungers, hair brushes, and stuff related. Or shove the bristled end of the toilet brush in her pussy
As close as I could get with my phone.
Trying to keep up with all the replies.
Broomstick. Make her sweep the house with her pussy.
baseball bat in butt hole
rolling
Good
Packets of dry crushed soda crackers at least then damnit? With a picture of course then have shake her above a bowl of soup and it eat in front of her while continuing to direct her.
spoderwizard has spoken
Sure thing!
Piss bottles from the roadside.
Not the most appealing picture though
tabasco bottle.
As many pens and sharpies as you can
take those hideous things back out of the frame.
Cute OP
Any of her ass?
Also stick some ice in her pussy
rolling for this
A washing machine.
Hairspray bottle, shaving cream bottle
>Anything 12+ x 5-6
A dog.
I don't care about your girlfriend's stupid pussy.
Rolling
Christmas tree branch
If you did not immediately come up with the answer "my dick" then u r a faggot
OP, you still here?
Apple
A dog cock and knot
>putting your dick near anything another Sup Forumstard fucked
That's a good way to catch a std only dogs have ever had.
bump bc OP died
Well, when you put it like that...
bump
Beer/wine bottle neck, wii mote, hair brush, sharpie, fork (prongs out) bong/bowl, toothbrush
A dogs dick, trust me she won't regret it
All these pics and yet no timestamp?
Post timestamp plz
bump for missing OP