I AM CHORLOK! I AM EMERGING INTO YOUR DIMENSION! YOUR PUNY MORTAL POSTS CANNOT PIERCE MY SHIELD!
UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ROLL DUBS, WHICH WILL GIVE MY SHIELD A MEASLY 1 DAMAGE, OR TRIPS OR HIGHER WHICH WILL DROP IT. BUT BY THEN IT WILL MOST LIKELY BE TOO LATE! WHO DARES OPPOSE ME?!
I AM CHORLOK! I AM EMERGING INTO YOUR DIMENSION! YOUR PUNY MORTAL POSTS CANNOT PIERCE MY SHIELD!
Jeremiah Walker
Easton Carter
NONE CAN OPPOSE ME! NOBODY ON THIS MORTAL PLANE CAN STAND AGAINST ME!!
Aaron Young
Rolling.
Jacob Morales
YOU HAVE FAILED! YOUR POSTS DO NOTHING!
Jacob Powell
Rolling again.
Nathan Edwards
Rolling for trips to drop demon faggot's faggot shield!
Wyatt Sanchez
Your efforts are meaningless!
Noah Kelly
Get rekt
Josiah Ramirez
AND STILL NOTHING! THIS REALM WILL BE EASY TO CONQUER!
Tyler Harris
HOW?! HOW COULD SUCH A PUNY MORTAL EVEN PUT A SCRATCH ON MY SHIELD!
NO MATTER, YOU WILL STILL ALL DIE BY MY POWER!!
Wyatt Taylor
Have another one, degenerate demon scum!
Jaxon Green
Rollan again.
Aiden Perez
Cmon
Cooper Brooks
...
Jeremiah Howard
Critical hit
Christian Gomez
Rolling for total shield fail!!
Noah Ward
Unh
Caleb White
NO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
Grayson Jones
...
Jordan Hall
...
James Williams
Triiiiips
Lucas Richardson
Roll
Hudson Cox
Rolling again!! We can't give up!!!
I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS TOO!!
Easton Lopez
...
John Wilson
Roll trips
Thomas Martin
...
Alexander Brooks
...
Alexander Allen
Roll
Joshua Morgan
Reroll
Samuel Howard
Rolling again
Liam Bell
What if we press our bare asses on the shield, and all rip ass, creating vibrations inside that destroy him
Angel Nelson
roll
Tyler Torres
YOU CRUDE MORTALS ARE ALL THE SAME! A LUCKY SHOT, BUT STILL INSUFFICIENT!
Jacob Allen
Roll! Keep fighting!!
Ian Hall
...
Parker Adams
I summon the legendary warrior Grentz to our aid!
Jason Lee
...
Juan King
Xm
Lincoln Thompson
Take this you filthy nigger
Levi Gutierrez
Fuck
Hunter Sanders
Cmon
Jack Cox
F
Tyler Russell
...
Chase Edwards
A
Gavin Allen
Fuq
Jeremiah Adams
...
Ryan Stewart
Ha
Connor Jones
Fuck
Joseph Walker
COME THE FUCK ON
Jackson Gutierrez
...
Easton Hall
Yes
Tyler Jenkins
OW! THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST HIT! AFTER THIS, I WILL BE GONE FROM YOUR DIMENSION UNTIL THE NEXT TIME!
Jeremiah Ortiz
Nice work, Sup Forums!
Final score in this timed event is 3/5.
There will be more interactive web outreach projects like this appearing soon, including another appearance by Chorlok himself!
Thanks for playing!
This has been an Altjeringa Experimental Interactive Web Experience.