Sup Sup Forums I just fucked my first hooker yesterday, so now I'm officially not a virgin anymore...

Sup Sup Forums I just fucked my first hooker yesterday, so now I'm officially not a virgin anymore, so why the fuck I still feel so miserable?

cuh she wah a hooker

Because you realize it wasn't the sex you wanted, it was intimacy and love.

Go to church tonight user. God loves you.

HIV

Because you didn't put forth the effort to get laid without the use of money and a semi-contracted obligation for someone to allow you to fuck them?

because having or losing your virginity is not what determines your happiness. Gotta figure out what you like doing and if you cant do it for your job do it as a hobby. Validate your existence maybe by helping others or building shit.

because youre still you
sex wont change that

Go with christ brah.

Maybe you are right, but she wasn't ugly and shit so I don't understand why I kind of regret it

Because you realized that you're gay and want to be fucked in the ass

because you are a gay emo and you like feeling like shit

Man I had a ton of opportunities to fuck bitches but It never worked because I never had a place to fuck or the girl gave up in the last moment and shit

You don't feel like you earned it. At this point you need to take a step forward and just try to get at girl without the use of money. Hookers are like an addiction bro. They're hard to stop

>fucked a hooker
>claim that op is a faggot
kekd

Yeah man that is what I feel, like I didn't earned it

Well if you "had a ton of opportunities", then you failed a ton of times. It's like you couldn't get past that hard level, so you used a cheat code. You "won", but not really. Restart the level, put forth more effort. And be creative, goddamnit. You don't need digs to have sex.

Thanks Sup Forumsro nice methaphor by the way

I'm here to help.

You learnt the first valuable lesson of life. The thing that you think is the cause of your unhappiness and/or will bring you happiness often proves not to be.

condoms bruh

>learnt

Cuz you took the shortcut before experiencing the potential thrills of an actual relationship.
The journey sometimes is more fun than the destination, as cheesy as it may sound.
But I could by wrong about why you actually feel down.

>British English aka the correct one

Your Murrican is showing

>Why do I feel so miserable
Cuz you resorted to fucking a hooker.

Even Leisure Suit Larry wouldn't do that.

Guess you got a point there m8 cause I was almost at a relationship but I jumped out of it cause I really hate like you say ''the thrill of a relationship''

pics or i didnt happen

cause you banged a ho

and this

cus you missed teh best part of losing it, finding free, unexpected sex

Why did you think having sex would make you feel better?

YOU PAID SOMEONE TO TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY!
>couldnt find one girl to take it for free
>couldnt find dirty old man to buy your virginity

you should be miserable

I had many opportunities but my desire was bigger that my patience.

Thats deep man

Because sex is supposed to be more than the physical penetration of another person, theres supposed to be an interpersonal connection between you and the person you're penetrating...

kek

Because deep down you know how much of a failure you are and you know that noone will ever love you.

Because the hooker you picked up was a tranny.

Because you fucked her with a condom and only experienced shitty sensation.

Probably justt a side effect of the STD you received

Agreed fucking with a condom sucks

KEK

Because nobody forgets their first. Yours was a drug addicted, disease infested, whore.

Congratulations!

You gave up your virginity to a stranger.
Sex is supposed to be with someone that you are in love with.
You have been corrupted by worldly desires.
Sex isn't as awesome as everyone says it is.
You fell for the trap.
You should have waited or become a wizard and gain hardcore powers.