Hi Sup Forums

Hi Sup Forums
So this thread will probably die pretty fast and you guys won't really be interested but I'd at least appreciate your advice as the smartest community on the internet.

So as of now, I have no job, I had one a little while ago but that was shitty off the book work for some old retard. I've been into computers pretty much my whole life so I know a bit and feel I can work in the trade.
I really want to work online, from home.

I have experience in C(++, #), Python (Which I hate), Lua, HTML which isn't even a programming language, and Common Lisp.
This isn't another one of those threads were some poorfag cunt expects money to fall into his lap because he wants to be a l33t h4x0R but I am a bit of a poorfag now and I don't care if I have to work 24 hours a day to start generating income from home.

I have a PC, I have internet, and I have experience.
Advice and ideas greatly appreciated.

get a life lol

Any certifications or proof of experience? If not then you're best bet is to DO SOMETHING ELSE because no one will take that kind of risk when the market is smashed with people who can actually show that they can do the job.

Step 1: Make a simple and addictive game for mobile platforms.

Step 2:

Step 3: Prophet

I have qualifications but none that I'd put on display on this board.

>start generating income from home.

This is exactly what you should do.
Meet lots of horny women, help them out.

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>programmer
Good luck getting a job, Pablo.
Without any actual degrees or anything you're going nowhere. They can just get chinese or indian programmers. They don't need you.

Shit wasn't meant to reply to you.

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there's machines for that now

Machines cost more to fix than humans cost to die

they call them mexicans where im from

Make a ransomware and steal money from honest people

Get actual certification/a degree. Network with other people while you are in the training. Getting your foot in the door of the company is not about what you know, but who you know.

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honestly you should look into a 2 year trade school then get a apprenticeship as a plumber or electrician. can be messy at times but they make good dough

If you have a degree, why not say you do? You probably have "qualification" thru a Lynda.com "class". Get real training.

I studied networking and computer security in both college and university.

This thread is asking for advice on online money making.

Why not? No one is saying "scan and upload your certificates and diploma" there faggotron. Let us know what you have and you might get some leads. Other than that, the assumption is that you are a self-taught dork trying to scam people who need qualified workers.

I don't trust the people on this board

First off, with out any certification, you're probably not going to be able to work from home immediately. Second , like most it have been saying, get a certification showing that you know what youre doing. It's sad but a lot of employers wont even look at a resume unless you have some college degree or formal training. Third and it's kind of obvious, whatever you choose to do, keep learning. An employer will notice a lack of ambition and will either just keep paying you fuck all or fire you. It's on you to market yourself and make yourself more valuable in their eyes. If you're having trouble finding work, find a mom and pop type store that needs an it guy but can't shell out for one with all the certification. Sit won't pay well but you sound like you need to build up a decent employment history

Oh. Well, you can try to shave off your neck beard, leave your mother's basement, and assuming you actually finished college and got real degrees, you can start networking and applying for jobs at a real companies. I know that's not the sitting at home surfing the Internet masturbating to porn money making scheme you wanted, but it's the real world.

Reread the part of my original post where I said I don't expect money to fall into my lap before you get mad cos I'm asking for advice

I have qualifications but I have no interest in working for an established IT company in my area.

OP here, have to go and thread will probably die soon

Will keep auto update on.
Advice appreciated :^)