How do I learn german quickly?

How do I learn german quickly?

You don't.

Have you learned any other languages?

Im using an app called memrise on my phone to learn japanese. Its really easy to pick up and learn its actually fun. Its got a ton of languages on there. Its a good start but then you might want to take some college courses to perfect your speaking

Duolingo is also a good option, but I'd recommend taking classes. Learning German is all about the course structure. But if you take everything in the right order, you'll find its analogous to other languages.

Count to ten silently. When you get to nine, shout it out loudly. Repeat to this anyone who responds. Now you speak German.

German is easy, repeat after me:
>Juden Schnitzel bachen im das Auschwitz

chat with nice german people. it's moe effective than any app.

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Memrise kinda sucks tbh. Try Duolingo.

witnessed

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help yourself:

Should be easy. A lot of the words are the same or close to english

op dont its a trap

Go to kindergarten

On all your electronics, set your language to German.

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bitte sprechen sie nicht so abfällig über meine sprache sie arschloch

Read the Quran

nine in german is neun, pronounced noyn
no in german is nein

Kek's auf Deutsch

I lived there for ten years and barely managed to pick up any German. Tried taking it in college, barely passed.
I hate being stupid.