Secrets! Tell your secrets here!

Secrets! Tell your secrets here!

I am jizzus

what time is the show?

I fapped in the park

BLASPHEMER!!!! Jizzus is dead we all know that.

I dont look at the girl threads on here for fear of finding pictures of my ex

I have a white coated tongue

Do you still love her? Why?

yeah, the fear i cant explain, like panic attacks.
which is weird because i know she cheated and all that.

and by "fapped" I mean sucked off three strangers who's names I never learned or faces I even saw.

thrush

if you don't know you're diabetic already, you are now.

one of the things that gets me off most is showing pics of my straight friends to guys online and they tell me how they would fuck them

I collect Yankee Candles. I am a 26 year old man. My GF doesn't know.

i have 4 pairs of high heels under my bed to masturbate over

I not diabetic because I had a blood test for it plus I'm not fat only weigh 47kg

You think it's thrush? How can I treat it?

who did they belong to?

first of all you treat it by getting your diabetes under control.

chances are you ARE diabetic now. most normal healthy people don't get thrush.

go to a fucking doctor is how you treat trush

I once read a greentext about user raping his grandma and I¨liked it a bit too much

anyone has that saved?

me
i'm a straight male, don't wear them just fap to them

...

Anyone with any major statutory rape confessions or no?

>I not diabetic

good news, then it means you have the AIDS. immunodeficiency can cause it too

>pick one

>She cheated
>Worried of seeing her on here
Did you post her pictures then feel bad?

who did you steal them from faggot?

learn to language

He probably bought them
Calm down

when i was 11 there was a 15 yr old girl next door who used to pull out my dick while we played ps2

The blood test was done a year or two ago so it's recent. I'm pretty sure I don't have diabetes however my father is close to getting it if he continues eating badly.
I don't have access to a doctor now since I'm abroad but aren't there any ways of home treatment?
That coating is stronger than the one I have, I don't think it's really thrush.
I don't have AIDS. I've only had one sexual partner and he doesn't have it either

You were raped

>a year or two ago so it's recent.

no, it's not. You have current signs pointing to possible diabetes. Even a 3 month old test is not "recent' enough.

nah, don't really have any reason to feel the way i do. maybe its an extended projection kinda thing, these are all someones ex, somebodys daughter, granddaughter. all that. maybe i somehow acquired a deeper respect for women somewhere along the way

When I was 17 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, were also fuck buddies for a while

but you are faggots, so aids

or diabetes

good news is, it could also be cancer or Downs

>Pick one

are you more thirsty than usual?

and does drinking more than usual make you piss more than usual?

Do you taste a weird taste in your mouth, maybe kinda fruity or metalic or combo of both?

Is your piss more yellow and frothy than usual?

What was the first time like?

maybe. can't say i was that into it at the time. it was nice to have somebody to hang out with tho, i didnt have alot of friends but yeah probably some long term mental stuff going on there

>How can I treat it?

do you brush your tongue whenever you brush your teeth?

do you brush your teeth using toothpaste at least once a day?

also any takers tell me ur snapchat :)

CHRIS?? YOU FAT FAG?

I am so confused about the situation with this girl. That is the one thing concerning me atm.

So, this girl and I agreed to get together over break with her saying "We can always give it a shot!"

Nothing concrete was set, so I tried to bring it up again a few weeks later and sent her "I meant to ask if you want to do something next week. I'm free for Monday if that works for you."

She ended up replying with "I'm actually on duty mondays :/" Seems to kinda sound genuinely disappointed? but it's hard to tell from texts. (She is an EMT so...)

But I ended up asking her something along the lines of asking when she may be free. No reply

My friend then sent her "Hey (Girls Name), I know you're busy but I was wondering if you were free to hangout next week?" from my phone the next night.

Another day has passed and nothing.


This is not normal for her, usually she replies to everything I send. Including when I try to arrange something.

I almost get the feeling that she might be too nervous to commit, even if she is wanting to. It that possible?


I am partially holding onto hope because of these

>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.

>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going

>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes. (Once she began to crack a smile)

>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)

>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.

>When I ask her to meet up, it seems like she wants to, but we never actually follow through with it. (This is the big one, but this is the second time that she's said anything close to a yes)

Well do you suggest I book an appointment with a doctor and ask them to test again? Out of pic related I only have following symptoms
>feeling thirsty often
>fatigued
>blurry vision
I'm not a faggot, I'm heterosexual. I don't have downs, aids or cancer. Diabetes idk but like I said I got tested
None of those symptoms apart from being thirsty and my mouth tastes fruity but that's because I just used mouthwash
I try to brush my tongue too but often it makes me gag when I go too deep. Yes I brush my teeth at least once a day

im gay and my dads a cop and ive shoved his baton up my ass and its the biggest thing ive taken

I let my neighboor kill himself when i was 16, regretted it ever since.

The sex its self wasnt that great, was pretty painful for her and she cried some but she didnt want to stop. She didnt want to use a condom, which i was kinda apprehensive about but she insisted. I was very gentle with her, mostly just made out while I was all the way in her for 15-20 minutes. By then she was much more relaxed. I wanted to fuck her hard but I restrained myself and just fucked her slowly and gently for prob about 10 minutes before I came in her.

is this really that common?

Signs of untreated diabetes most people notice first:

* thirsty often
* fatigue blurry vision
* fruity taste in mouth
* frequent urination - getting up at least once in the middle of the night to pee
* thrush

I'm serious

If you know a diabetic, they can test your blood sugar and can tell you if your reading is normal. take it any time but best is in the morning before you've had anything to eat.

If your friend tells you it's high, go to a doctor and get tested. Untreated diabetes will have VERY serious consequences VERY quickly. Loss of vision. Loss of limbs. Seriously

Start reading up on this.

>mfw Sup Forums saves her life

Did u get fuck her hard and properly before she turned 12 ?

I am the Zodiac Killer

Only if you're a fat fag!

friends and me fucked my little sister (14) a few times over summer break

Story?

I'm not trolling you.

You don't have to have ALL of the symptoms but having more than 2 of the symptoms, plus the thrush, means you are almost certainly now diabetic.

YOU MUST GET THIS TREATED

If you ignore me, I promise you one day something horrible will happen to make you finally see a doctor and you WILL kick yourself in the ass that you could have stopped this if you had only listened to me. Maybe you wouldn't have become legally blind. Maybe you wouldn't have lost that foot.

>this is the only time I've ever been serious on Sup Forums

never been fat or gay, are you suggesting that you were sexually active at 11?

yes, many times. She loved to get fucked hard from behind, could make her cum almost every time

How good is pre teen pus?

Girls who are Sisters pussy smell/taste like 90% the same
Even if their on different diets

>she had a crush on one my friends, and got to talking about sex and blow jobs.
>he talked her into blowing him and eventually fucking him
>was too much watching and had her suck me too and ended up fucking her as well

Notice the yeast infection symptom. thrush is a yeast infection of the mouth.

Again, you don't have to have ALL of the symptoms or the EXACT version of the symptoms (mouth yeast infection vs genitals)

but you have enough symptoms it points to you being diabetic.

test is free from a friend with a glucometer.

This is my daughter sucking my dick

How into fucking her brother was she?

where is she going to get 20 grands.
also wtf horse fucker.

>we did a few times, but also had a few other friends fuck her too, she really gave great head
> we knew it was wrong, but pussy was tight

I never thought of it that way, but I don't know I don't like going to the doc unless something is affirmative.
I don't urinate often at all, never wake in the middle of the night because I need to go. I went to the doctor about blurry vision I've been having along with migraines and they suggested it was from a contraceptive pill I'm taking. Are you sure the thing on my tongue is thrush? Google gave results which showed a much thicker coating than mine, sometimes patches on tongue and on my tonsils
OK. I'll get checked out. Thanks man
I don't know anyone with a glucometer but thanks for looking out for me

Spitroast?

Your sis hot?

fucked my friends mom for about a year, she was divorced and looking for some attention

Type 1 Diabetic here.
LISTEN to this guy. Even though I didn't show all of the symptoms for t1d when I first had it, I was already losing a tonne of weight...
And the quote 'the pissing devil' is VERY TRUE.
I'm glad i found out I had t1d in time.
TAKE NOTE!

pretty awesome, also helped she was really pretty.The only maybe slight drawback is she was only about 4" deep max so had to be careful in some positions to not ram her cervix. Also, she had the wettest pussy out of the 20 or so other girls ive been with.

yes we did share her, my friends loved fucking her, and didnt care that i did too

I keep eating yet I don't gain either, I weigh 47kg now

t1d Sup Forumsro again
I also suffered cuts and bruises that never seemed to heal properly either... But now its under control everything is akin to being perfectly normal.

Tight as fuck?

Were you ever nearly caught balls deep in her? Did your sis know?

Have to go now I'm the user with the white coating on tongue. Thanks for the advice bros

When parents complain I just change the students grades to an A. it is easier then dealing with stupid parents.

How much sperm did she swallow that summer?

I currently have 2 girlfriends because I can't bring myself to break up with one of them.
I have another ex's thong in my sock drawer for when I'm watching porn

I used to watch my mom undress and sisters too, through hole in wall i drilled, invited a few friends to watch as well

There's a wide range of reasons why this may be happening. It could be anything but I suggest asking a gp/doctor and enquire with them.

a lot, including me 4 others had her a bunch of times

Is it hot to think about? Fuck her since?

I watched my girlfriend fuck a huge black guy on our vacation to the Bahamas. He had dreads and a literal horse dick. We were both drunk and she had been flirting with him and I just sort of watched them hook up. They fucked like animals and he came all over her tits. We've never spoken about it since.

think about it a lot, kinda got messed her up, but fucked her with a friend last month, still one of the best bj's ever and fuck i have had

Can you call her for a fuck now?

happened to me too bro, but in Jamaica-blackdude and his girl, we swapped girls

I enjoy MLG videos unironically

probably, but seems to be easier when I have a friend along she wants to fuck

She's not in the same house atm?

I moved out last year

Sucks. I was gonna say literally get her right now for some head

I've fucked my mom

I secretly video the white girls that I fuck, sometimes with friends too.

My wife goes to her moms house to sleep once a week just cause shes very family oriented. When she does I invite girls over strangers. I give them a massage and slowly get them horny and fuck them. Works every single time.

yeah she was pretty tight. No body else knew I took her v, sis found out we were fucking about a couple months later, she took it surprisingly well. Was a lot easier after she found out, didnt have to hide it as much.

yeah would be good right about now

Lucky fucker.

Tell her that lol

me too- how it happen? my mom was having an affair with a friend and he talked her into a threesome, but she would be blindfolded, she was down for that, but had no idea it was me

When did she find out?

i used to masturbate 4 times a day to pictures of my mother and little sister when i first started college. i don't know why but i only began doing that when i started having wet dreams about those 2.
i'm 25 and i stopped doing that now

dude u got a mushroom on your tongue

It was a mixture of multiple reasons, but basically the two of us went for dinner after I graduated from high school and she got very flirty with me and I subtly pushed her and we ended up having sex that night. She was really freaked out about for a month, but after that we had sex a few more times before I went to college.

she never knew it was me, hence a secret- kinda weird at first fucking her pussy knowing that i came through that