>be french
>wake up and sniff armpits
>"honhonhon pas assez smelly je pense, c'est unacceptable honhonhon"
>rub crushed garlic all over yourself to rectify this
>bus drivers are on strike again, ride bicycle to work
>accidentally enter sharia zone
>shaved twirly, effeminate moustache yesterday so look like a little boy
>dutifully accept your government-mandated anal penetration
>apologise to muhammed, abdul and faisal for not enjoying it enough, promise to do better next time
>finally get to work
>clock in
>surrender hard for 45 minutes
>clock out
>go on strike for having to work 15 minutes longer than usual
>get blown up on the way home
Be french
Jace Smith
Lincoln Reyes
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Austin Reed
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Jaxson Gomez
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Jason Williams
>be french
>see shitty banter
>look at flag
>australia
>be shocked
>look a second
>new zealand
Nothing strange
Mason Fisher
seems like red australia can't be as great as her big sister
Colton Stewart
>America is good at shitposting and banters
>Canada is not
>Straya is good at shitpisting and banter
>GUESS WHO'S NOT
RainbowWarriorland BTFO
Jayden Williams
>french
>is an anime faggot
Zachary Bailey
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Parker Jones
NZ is trying really hard.
Cute.
Easton Bennett
Please don't bully my retarded niece.
Ayden Ortiz
Any Aussie to banter us pls?
Luis Allen
damn you really do are mad.
Im wont be lying I enjoy you getting asspained
Elijah Hill
>be french
>cannibalise your own
Nolan Cooper
Sorry user, I've used up data allowance for my suburb. Hopefully someone else can help you out, someone other than the spastic above.
Carter Allen
fuck off east coast runt
Thomas Jackson
Typical liberal numale cuck
Nobody gives a fuck about your boat
Ethan Reyes
THIS IS MADNESS
t-thanks, you valiant shitposter...!
Jackson Collins
>(You) again
wew lad
Blake Roberts
OP is probably North Islander
North Islanders wish they were Australian, they try to be funny like them, but North Islanders are incapable of humour
Kayden Reyes
>incapable of humour
We know that feel
Jordan Gonzalez
AYO HOL UP
*puts on brightly-coloured autism sweater*
U BE SAYIN
*loses farm due to drought*
FUR REAL NAOW
*shoots up remote township*
U BE SAYIN
*elects Tim Shadbolt mayor for his 20th consecutive term*
US SOUTHIE BOYZ
*kills entire family because dad is fucking his prozzy sister*
HOL UP, HOL UP
*names all male children David*
U BE SAYIN
*dies in an earthquake*
WE BEST ISLAND AN SHIT?
Nicholas Ross
>America is good at shitposting and banters
That's being generous. Not saying canadians are any better though.
Cameron Barnes
good post
Nolan Reyes
>>be french
>>wake up and sniff armpits
>>"honhonhon pas assez smelly je pense, c'est unacceptable honhonhon"
Actually made me smirk.