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AOTY 2014

MEME

Post german black metal.

GO!

incompetent op edition

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when will people learn that metal covers of non-metal songs sound retarded?

@71641985
fuck the past, I live in the future

$71642005
Haha I'm posting this on /r/metalmemes right away!!

@71642030
t. nu-male

What is all this (you) denying niggery?

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You've read the latest DMU article, right user?
deathmetal.org/article/saltiness-over-sadistic-metal-reviews-of-sentimental-albums/

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They're mine guilty pleasure, Masha has solid growls.

>Manilla Road were no Metallica

yeah they were way better than metallica

Haha so true! I guess there are other open-minded non-racists in metal.
#BlackLivesMatter

shitskins fuck off

"Black metal,
black metal,
black metal,
black metal."

-Venom, "Black Metal", Black Metal (1982).

>Kreator were always random and second-rate compared to the better Sodom material and Slayer.
Fucker, Pleasure To Kill takes anything Slayer ever made into a back alley, defiles it, spits it back then proceeds to mock it.

That's what Hell Awaits and Haunting the Chapel do to every thrash band, including Kreator.

Nice try, but you're wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=RVdDGWYiQUk

what did they mean by this?

They made a mistake.

Slayers tears apart all other extreme thrash. Their songwriting and performance were leagues ahead of their peers.

>Their songwriting and performance were leagues ahead of their peers.
Only for like 2 or 3 songs on every album. The rest was always forgettable filler.

If PIeasure to KiII is so good then how come I spelled it wrong just then and you didn't notice?

the very first black metal vocals with motorhead riffs album

Show No Mercy and Hell Awaits have zero filler, and although I can't say the same for anything other albums in their discography, even Kreator and Sodom's best albums had a least a couple filler songs.

>Show No Mercy and Hell Awaits have zero filler
>what is Crionics
most of Hell Awaits sounds the same

>s
>o
>d
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>m

Slayer are better than Kreator at producing individual iconic songs. Kreator doesn't have hits. Their albums are a blur. Slayer can play Hell Awaits, Black Magic, Angel of Death, Post Mortem, Raining Blood, South of Heaven, Dead Skin Mask, Season In The Abyss, and everyone will know what it is.

>most of Hell Awaits sounds the same
If you're serious, there is no helping you.
Pleasure to Kill has a grand total of two memorable songs. Ripping Corpse and the title track. The rest is forgettable.

Yes
also this is one of the best metal tracks ever
It's so fucking furious
youtube.com/watch?v=DQaN7olv0h0

Totally disagree. Most of the tracks are memorable, Riot of Violence and Death Is Your Saviour are great.

uhhhh..

Tropical Metal is the best metal genre.
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please have kettle drums?

terrible

Say something about this masterpiece.

i've not listened this but looks warhammer out of 10

Agreed

THÍSZ IS Á STÓRY ÁBOÚT ELISÁBÉT BÁThÖRÍ

MASTURBATING ON THE DEEDS WE HAVE DONE

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Yessssssss

It's a pretty accurate description, but also a great listen imo.

I like how the slow grandeur of the bridge contrasts with the rest of the song

I also REALLY like that band logo

What does /meal/ think about nocturnal bloodlust?
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On a road trip across the country boys. Here's what I picked up in Nola.

>tremolo riff

newfag, your mind will warp to accept them as dank sooner or later, just like your boipussy will warp to accept my huge dick

DELET

It sounds like the VK equivalent of shitty shovelware atmoblack/caverncore memes, pretty good desu

Withdraw Thy Phallus Baboui

>Baboui
what did he mean boui this?

My boipussy is already btfo thx to you're mom

you mean steel drums
kettledrums (timpani) are played in classical orchestras

Ancient god of boipussy - Baboui

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this needs to be updated. half of these dont even exist on the internet anymore.

I can just picture some dedicated weeb making a Mega folder like in /classical/

yeah you're right that is what i meant, easy mistake

If you like anything on this chart, kill you're self

Nice buttrock

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kys

EBIGGGG BLAG METUHL :DDD RAISES SPORG BLESSED BE MY BENIS

Mastodon Emperor of Sand leaked

anyone got a download?

You can download it out of your ass if you get an enema

Why would you want that

To see how much of a blunder it is and then shitpost about it on mew

why does almost no one on Sup Forums like prog metal?

>most of it is too soft for metalheads
>too formulaic for most prog fans
>too mainstream for hipsters
>too heavy for normalfags
>gets ruined reputation thanks to Dream Theater and Meshuggah and their terrible clones

fugg yo :DDD

Daily Caladan Brood post

is this what uncut dicks look like when they go unwashed? how disturbing

this shit sounds like slipknot

I always thought it was a baby coming out of elephant vagina

mastodon leak bros

uploaded dot net/file/36dwucdg

don't dl this it's infected with the nu-male virus

>/metal/ suddenly hatres Mastodon
what happeed?

>suddenly

>suddenly

they suddenly released two garbage albums

>suddenly

It's been going downhill since The Hunter

just high school kids thinking they have a sense of humor

>suddenly

>suddenly

No real experimentation has come out of "progressive" music in 30+ years. Odd-time signatures aren't experimental, extended instrumental interludes aren't experimental, technical complexity is not experimental. Real experimentation is incredibly rare in Prog Metal, which is mostly about copying pre-existing bands as you said, and those bands were mostly copying the dead genre of Prog Rock.

>suddenly

>suddenly
lol

Is this a spicy new meme?

>suddenly

New memes on /metal/
No

>suddenly

include me in the cap

>suddenly