Is asmr patrician?

Is asmr patrician?

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If it isn't Ephemeral Rift it's dogshit.

No, it's autistic.

no

It's the least patrician thing I can think of actually.

some of its good
rest is just soft core porn. wouldn't be surprise if some richfag is paying these girl to do kinky shit off youtube

I'm not baiting but what is it?

plenty of them do.

youtube porn for underage kids.

What do they do and why is it music related?

girls whispering into a microphone, it's very comfy

It's some pseudoscience thing that makes your body tingle , supposedly. Like when someone runs their nails across a cardboard

youtu.be/_RjhsY06mOI

It is:

rateyourmusic.com/list/cosmictones/asmr/

The test of ASMR is "Do you still like it if a guy does it competently?"

If yes, then you're in it for the comfy feeling which is good.

If no, then you're in it because you're a lonely loser.

It's weird because I don't find it comfy or relaxing at all, I find it uncomfortable and even a bit unnerving.

What if I listen to the guys because they're relaxing but to the girls because they turn me on?

It's like anything else. Some is normie trash, some is interesting and done very well.

i mostly prefer guys tbqh

No but god damn is ASMR Darling cute as all hell...perfection.

No its fucking gay.

>not sleeping in complete darkness and void of sound

The point of it is not to help you fall asleep, you fucking retard

JBN is the only one I like mostly because I wanna fuck her while her asian bf watches

No shit I was friends with this girl in high school, I swear to fucking god. My best friend fucked her in his car after track practice and when they broke up she told everyone he had an "ogre dick". To this day we still don't know if that was a compliment or insult.

Is she Mormon? You from Florida ?

Also is the whole nice thing an act? I feel like she's fake as fuck

Yeah, like 10 minutes from Daytona Beach. No clue on the mormon thing, but I dont think so.

shes single

no she is nice you cynical fuck
used 2 be a chubby

Here y'all go

This shit makes me want to fucking kill myself.
It sounds annoying as fuck to me.

...

She was fat? I need some proof

I swear I saw her in college,too. walked right past her. But then again I have shitty eyesight.

aint got none

Hit that bro

well i do go back next term. She's a qt femlette. Like 5'3

UCF?

no, seminole state. I'm pretty sure she lives in my area. I can even recognize places/roads on her vlog channel

But as I said, my eyesight's bad and I wasn't wearing contacts, so not 100%. It was also like 6 months ago, she might have switched to ucf, or not going to college

It's basically goosebumps in response to sound. Everyone associates it with whispering and quiet tapping/scratching, though.

but has yellow fever regardless

No, it's just a method of falling asleep for extreme insomniacs who are probably also screen addicts.

>does it with a blue yeti

phoenician sailor and asmr massage are better than your kink fetish trash.

Not doing all of your ASMR videos with a coles 4038 ribbon microphone through a NEVE console through a LA2A compressor with a low ratio.

Bumpin

it's a level below shoegaze on the "lonely neckbeard escapism strategy" chart

Its too intense for me
I really can't sit through one without it causing discomfort

I wonder what the science is behind asmr's
Do people really not get a effect? wtf this crap causes me pain

ppomo its pretty godlike i love when she tries to talk in english, cutenes and goosebumps ensures

The science is for lonely nerds to feel like they have a girlfriend

I love ppomo but I've made a bad habit of using her videos to go to sleep and I don't think I can break it.

Some people use it for that but have you seriously never gotten the feeling from music you really enjoy?

>tfw use asmr for sleep
>tfw ppl think im weird

why don't ppl respect my boi dimitri youtube.com/watch?v=JfMqt3SZ8RY

this guy is gay as fuck

has a wife and kid dummy youtube.com/watch?v=1CLiycpztlE

fedoracore

he has an adopted kid and that's not his wife asswipe

got any proof buddy?

I legit can't listen to male voices for asmr

it just feels so awkwardly intimate to me

either a girls voice or no voice desu

but yeah I can never fess up to this irl even though it seems like a lot of people know what it is, it gives off a bad look

youtube.com/watch?v=jTyYETVSBCU&t=290s
Guy is also a CS:GO fan. He's chill af

i'm gonna beat your fucking ass

nah i was like that also but i got sick of the females whispering about personal shit and begging for patreon donations.

youtube.com/watch?v=TKkIicimuv0
the first time I listened to this it felt like she was pinching parts of my brain and literally entering my ear
it was the most intense aural experience of my life

usually I only listen to girls who talk in languages I don't or can only sorta understand
if its in English and sounds natural then I focus too much on it and can't sleep

Also I've noticed the same thing you described with a lot of native English speakers

ear cleaning is top tier asmr
mouth sounds are high too but sometimes they sound a little too lewd

>Somehow mutually exclusive

I fucking hate how the most popular asmrtists these days are just pretty girls. It's like instead of the asmr, people just want to dream about waifu tier qt whispering in their ear. They suck. Gibi asmr, this bitch, that ally bitch, etc. Not all girls are this shitty, but they are making asmr community look like sexually depraved freaks.

Men almost always do it better. Thatasmrchick was good but she's gone. Maria is still good, but not great.

maria is into witchcraft lmao

I like Gibi but you're right, that's what it has turned into. And you can't fault them for doing it, because they're making money.

also check out this semen demon youtube.com/watch?v=1dILwnfgxOo

>Men almost always do it better
fuck off fag

I know I just watch her cute she's cute . We need an asmr essentials chart I'm on mobile so I can't do it

youtube.com/watch?v=TN19UxnSu7g
is she patrician?

no
>tfw can't convince my sister to get on the asmr train so we can make money

She's the equivalent of Someone saying the dialogue of sailor moon from start to finish in full costume attire

Show her all the orbiters she'll get with it and the amazon wishlist

nah my sister literally browses Sup Forums Sup Forums and /sci/ all day. shes has legit autism.

SEND ME HER CONTACTS

Then it should be easy to convince her

doesn't have social media.
i've tried over and over. says she doesn't want to be involved in jewish propaganda.

Listen to Ppomo, she's amazing and while she has some waifu-ish vids she doesn't even show her face.

Based Dimitri will always be the king.

We don't need GFs when we hav ASMR roleplays. Only patricians are smart enough to not get girlfreinds

SAUCE

Asmr darling is basically a poster child for trump . Shit I heard she voted for him

Asmr darling

i like latte asmr. she has very relaxing energy. most of the top asmr peeps don't which is weird.

>doesn't have social media

SHE'S LITERALLY ME, PLEASE HELP AN user OUT

agree, her last korean ear cleaning vid helped me sleep a lot a few weeks ago

are you a fan of Kaya?

bow down to the meme lord

youtube.com/watch?v=JHmqmfyS4k0

this person is trying way too hard though. i guess she is very young so it's forgivable.

nah her stuff is too self-aware to give me tingles.
she needs to get on this guys level youtube.com/watch?v=uoDu-LHObvo

>tfw clicking these videos not realizing I'm signed in to my uni's radio station email account

Its fucking over
My social life is over
I knew Sup Forums would ruin me one day but not liket his

just say your sister did it dummy

I can't senpai this kills me

Exactly. I would be surprised if porn stars don't put it into their repertoire it takes virtually no knowledge to do it. I am sure connoisseurs can tell the difference but not Joey Jackoff.

Also I'd like to know how men can do whispering into a microphone better, you mean you get a stronger feeling from them?

I always thought it was mainly for some erotic purposes.

Better this than lolicore

>not knowing about cherry crush

its not just whispering bro youtube.com/watch?v=VEN2U3Jf2DE
and some stuff really helps muh anxiety youtube.com/watch?v=nPhRvp6WOQY&t=1829s

TIL ASMR is literally the most triggering autistic shit i have ever experience.