Hey Sup Forums help me think of a cool name for my new pistol

Hey Sup Forums help me think of a cool name for my new pistol

Jerry

The Dick I Wish I Had

Plastic Liquor Store Sticker-Upper

Gun
Pistol

Piss troll

blurry Smith and Wesson M&P Shield (probably 9mm)

Moist Bumcrack

Jangles the Moon Monkey

Gun Mk.II