If you had to go to prison for life how would you survive?

If you had to go to prison for life how would you survive?

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Ask the Aryans to protect me and start lifting.

I wouldn't not that I'd want to.

this

and i get alot of tattoos

Probably for the rest of my life

The only correct answer.

Feign insanity or suicidal thoughts.

i'd rather kill myself than be in prison for the rest of my life. there's literally no point in living in prison. your life is over.

If prison is just a way more hectic form of jail, I'd play a lot of spades, pinochle, and dominoes with my dorm bros, and read a lot of books. I guess I'd work out ever other waking moment of the day, too, and stay away from the niggers and mexicans because they'd hate my peckerwood ass.

Suck a lot of cock

I would stab the fuck out of some dude and get thrown in solitary. I never leave my apartment as-is, and basically the only human contact I have is when a delivery man comes with stuff I've ordered.

I'd be fine.

I don't know what it's like in prison, but the mental wards in jail are fucking gnarly and you don't want to be there.

join neo nazi or biker group

What else?

This. If you know for a fact that you're never getting out, might as well just end it.

Find the biggest meanest motherfucker, then proceed to be his bitch.

Do tattoos for other inmates 2 make cash.

Have friends/family mail me porn to sell (this will pretty much make you rich and untouchable).

Lift more often than I already do.

If I get put in a spot where I can't be safe or make money I'd just get put in the suicide watch.

Become the biggest black guy's bitch

kill the first person that looked at me, cut his dick off and fuck myself with it then eat his testicles.

That depends on where you come from

Could you imagine waking up everyday and thinking yup,not getting out of here.
Hope my asshole don't get plugged again...
Man,that would suck.

But your isolation is voluntary. It's different when it's inflicted by others.

i would just simply pay for protection. make a deal, kick the money weekly or monthly and live my life without no fucker messing

My friend claimed suicidal thoughts and they tossed him into a cell, naked, for a whole week. Do not threaten suicide, keep quiet and just go do it.

Underrated post

No.

*dies*

Do they have internet in prison? Cause if so I could just continue my life

Thats awesome
You have privacy and your dick is already out.
I'd be jerking it like a monkey

Prison could be fun with nothing to lose plenty of drugs and booze in there and hey maybe you might even escape one day.

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i would lift a lot

I guess it's a great way to get a free jerkoff vacation. Plus less getting fuckdd by the bigger fellows

hey its prison mike and your all my bitch!!!

no way i would go to jail

>Have friends/family mail me porn to sell (this will pretty much make you rich and untouchable).

this market is already sewn up: try to muscle in and you will need sewn up. probably a Y pattern.

long enough

usa jails no way papi

By being huge and knowing how to read.
Contrary to popular opinion criminals like smart guys. Plus I'm too fat to rape.

But I'm white

pay aryan brotherhood for protection like Gotti did. thats it

College educated,I would help them with their legal work,filing appeals etc. I'll be fine, I did it before.

Would try to join the AB.
I dont have any tats but since Im German maybe they will welcome me with open arms.
Also I would read any book I could get my hands on to not go insane.

I was very briefly in prison, but I got thrown out. No joke. There's a Wikipedia article about me. It's my claim to fame. I'm a community organizer with 25 years of experience, and I was arrested while doing some nocturnal direct action for the organization. (We found out in court later they had a police plant inside our group and there was a surveillance team waiting for me.)

The cops were delighted to get me because I also organized the local copwatch program. They tried to give me bail conditions which would have put me on a curfew and banned me from almost the entire downtown core. I told the cops to cram their bail up their ass, so they stuck me in prison to wait trial. My lawyer warned me I'd be there for a year and a half to two years.

Five days later, they dragged me back into court and gave me bail with NO conditions. I didn't even have the boilerplate about not owning weapons because they didn't want me to be able to refuse. As soon as they put me inside, I recruited the range boss and started organizing the other inmates to fight for better conditions as a group -- what I've spent my whole life teaching people to do. The inmates all signed a contract agreeing to riot if they tried to separate "troublemakers" so they had to deal with us a group, and I used my media contacts to get a front page story on the shitty conditions inside.

I caused so much trouble I was literally thrown out of prison. I don't think I'd have any trouble serving real time.

(Incidentally, I beat the original charges. I filed a constitutional defence and rather than risk me setting a precedent, they dropped all the charges.)

Learn to do taxes or teach a GED program.

Basically make myself useful. inmates respect genuine talent and skill, my brother went through prison just fine because he had mad drawing skills. The other inmates gave him pictures of their kids so he could design tattoos for them.

It's my fantasy to be prison raped by a huge amount of men

jail is great to learn new stuff...every teenage should go for some months

would join the Aryans

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Not really worried about it, would just go about my biz and not bother anyone. Long as no one fucked with me then no one would get hurt... pretty simple. None of them mexican beaners in that pic would make me scared. I wouldn't go outta my way to mess with them, cause that is just dumb.

I can hold my own. 6'3, 240lbs workout, I do MMA style fighting only for recreation purposes nothing competitive, purely for the fun of it. Pretty good. Most of them use numbers to ass rape. One on one I would fold them mother fuckers up quickly

Sure you do, buddy.

this kills the man

What the fuck makes you pale, pimply, alt-right fedoraplorables think the Aryans would WANT your fat asses?

Pro tip: Saying "nigger" on a Norwegian reindeer-swapping forum doesn't make you a whitepower hard-ass.

offer your ass to everyone

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get buff as fuck and mind my own damn business. basically the "speak softly and carry a big stick" approach. as far as not losing my mind from boredom i'd read a lot and try to be a good boy so i could have internet and tv privileges

>internet
son I am disappoint.

what is it the gay club

Get a hustle, I draw so I'd practice tattoos on oranges and do free ones until I was good then do gang tats in exchange for protection and cocaine

Suck dick for protection

BABY FUCK!!!

You'd be one of those kool aid lipstick fags
Doesn't matter if you're fixing radios, writing appeals, doing tats, or selling drugs. Get a hustle. Then you don't have to suck no dick.

It's awwwwwww-right!

underated post, unless your full of shit

Train to become a nigger Cockpuncher

If I was going to lie, I could think of a better claim than that. Pic related: me. If you really want to know who I am, you can use it look me up.

I want to though

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I'd hang with the "in" crowd.

Pic related.

Not a bad idea. Wonder how much that'll run you though

timestamp bro
that would pretty good, your story is great

Chill Andy

I would utilize the skills I have aquired from playing Hard Time.

I live a life of voluntary simplicity. That means no cellphone, no digital camera, no webcam. Everything I own can fit in a single backpack. So no selfies. Most of the pictures I have (like the one I posted) come from news articles about my activities. But here, I'll post another picture of me you won't find in a Google image search.

timestap m8ty

I'm all for it, make the hell of a bloody mess to get isolated from others

Been training Brazilian jiu jitsu for over 5 years, if its not like 3 on 1 someone is getting put to sleep or crippled.

We've had plenty of "tough guys" come in thinking being buff means something, they gas out and never come back when some skinny white belt shuts them down.

i'd kill myself.
but luckily i'm german.
ezpz our prisons are heaven compared to yours.

nice, and nice story

Fighting the good fight against the bourgeoise, are we? ;)

You know it. End the hate, smash the State!

>Prison could be fun
man please
seriously

>exchange for cocaine and protection

how to get your ass violated 101

Dude drugs and shit for a week until you go to solitary....imagine being in ADX Florence

Nope. I have a good buddy who was in prison three or four times and he's a littler quiet guy. He did this and didn't get fucked with.

Just craft one of these and you'll be fine ya bunch of cucks

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JBZ2eHpth2s

Probably learn to tattoo, make decent money too.

Wouldn't mind going to prison if it didnt fuck up my job prospects or stay there for longer than a month or two

How do you figure

No you're wrong

So how much monies do you usually get tarot card reading?

Ive always wondered who'd accept me. I'm a beaner and have a beaner ass name but look white as fuck. I guess I'd go with the beans

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They'd probably call you blanco and you'd end up in MS-13 getting shanked by the aryan brotherhood

good job really
but why are you wasting your time on 4ch & Sup Forums? bored? searching porn?

I work by donation. I'm very good at what I do, so I don't mind. I don't make a lot (on a good day, I'll do $60 in 12-14 hours; on a bad day I'll make $0, on my best day I made $220), but it's not hard work to sit on a bench and smoke my pipe in the sun while I wait for querents.

and mexiclan

How you gonna overthrow the state? Let me know if you wanna revive the weather underground, I have twelve pounds of C4

Inb4 FBI

>I have twelve pounds of C4
use that shit, don't brag about it