If you dont growl, play-slap, bite, and wrestle with your dog on all fours then you dont really love them

If you dont growl, play-slap, bite, and wrestle with your dog on all fours then you dont really love them

Nor have you ever truly had fun

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And if we need you, you'll be in your Lab, right?

I especially love when you both leap up at the same time and for a moment it becomes a slap fight

I sucked mine's dick does that count

Oh love, Ill be in you hopefully

Fuck /b am I in such a great fucking mood! I feel awesome! Who's got music for this kind of mania?

No no no, this is feeling alive. Not being a whore.

Couldn't agree more user, truly are mans best friend.

>captcha: jump sparta

My fucking boyfriend went to bed so I got no outlet right now for this shit.

C'moooon

Have fun with me Sup Forums let us chat

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My captchas have been sushi for a fuckin month and half the time theres no sushi

They were quite literally created in our image
Whatever we see in the dog is truly what is in our hearts


Thank you!

fuck dis shit just got sushi for my captcha

Youre a lovely person

dubs dubs

so are you anahn

Whats up with you right now?

Post your doggo

Stop being a degenerate and use leg captcha also type nigger as the second word.

I would not recommend play-slapping dogs as it encourages aggressiveness.

took a shit so massive
my forehead was sweaty
cock dripping with cum, opressive
hurr durr, mom's spaghetti

The words of a closed minded person, I bet you think all pit bulls are dangerous as well ?

I have no pussy for christmas, or ass. This makes me sad because I like pussy and ass.

You ever see two dogs play? Are you an idiot? Its how they fucking play you retarded ass nigger shit

What, you think youre dog making cute growling noises and wagging his butt in the air is "aggressive"

Do you also ask people to speak quietly and walk slowly?

I pity any dogs you have, thatd you so thoroughly castrate them. Fuck, why do you even want a dog if you dont want a /dog/

Dogs playfight. Its actually a very big way they bond.

I will co tinue to slap my dog and he will love me till the end of time, and Ill get nicks, bruises, cuts, and scars and itll all be because I was having a great time with my best fuckin friend while your pansy ass deprives a beautiful fucking creature of something intrinsic

came here to raply like an autistic fuck
doing this cause I'm bored and out of luck
what the fuck am I doing with my life
should lurk more but I'm here for laughs

Was just signing it too user

Dubs demand pussy or ass
I dont have that on hand but I do have some lying down titties
Merry Christmas

good pic, m.a.a.d. titties

Whats it stand for?

mass hallucination, baby

>I will continue to slap my dog and he will love me till the end of time, and Ill get nicks, bruises, cuts, and scars and itll all be because I was having a great time with my best fucking friend while your pansy ass deprives a beautiful fucking creature of something intrinsic

>beautiful user

mothers against anal delivery

I do this with dogs that arent mine

I even salute the dog before saying hello to the owner.

Most of the time I'll look at the dog but never make eye contact with the owner

God I love when they give you that face

: D

Means good times ahead

My first fuck was anal

I dont know whats wrong with me right now, feeling a little light headed an revved the fuck up but swear to fuck Im sober

This

Theyre the true comrades

my doggo is trembling
fireworks are habitual
he's walking his ritual
myself he's resembling

Checked, brings tears to my eyes

This is the inner soul of the doggo

Yeah mine was anal too, but she wouldn't let me fuck her in the ass.

sober or not i'll still reply
I'm not alone, I have my doggo
bad rhymes don't comply
that's becoming my motto
these bad rhymes should keep me

my body's thrumming but Im lying still
I feel like I could conquer the fucking stars
Im not sure why, maybe Im ill
But fuck one day Ill make it to Mars

If Id just reach out to take it
Everything inside of me could be mine
Teetering on the edge, about to fall out of orbit
But reality always fills me with a fear that tastes like brine

Real life is a poison to my soul
Because I know I could fly
Im not entirely whole
When I feel close to feeling it - its a lie

*filling not feeling

Kek

The sky is a tease
A seductive expanse
Tells me to walk on the breeze
And inside theres a frantic dance

Im struggling to see
How can these walls be real?
The wrongness of it all brings me to my knees
Its just a thin paper to peel

And behind the curtain I'll find
The real world waiting for me
Tear out my eyes and I wont be blind
Fuck, I want to cry, please let me free

United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great Sup Forums anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.

We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.

Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.