Trips decide my reaction to my first present tomorrow
Trips decide my reaction to my first present tomorrow
Spontaneous combustion.
Utter dissapointment, with standing up to leave the room, only to sit down and say "You know what? I could use this as a perfect buttplug, thanks."
You fuck it in front of everyone
Total and complete personal riot.
This isn't a XXL dildo you ungrateful shits!
Heil hitler
Thank you everyone for your consideration
Something like this
do absolutely nothing
look, whatever you get, it can't be as bad as what i'm going to get tomorrow.
>be me, today
>"I wonder what i got"
>carefully tears the corner or present
>sees "cheese & chives"
>wtf.jpg
>As i tear more, i see it
>They're crackers
The bitch got me crackers and wrapped them.
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i would have preferred someone bought me a nigger but thanks i guess
Fpbp and reroll
Rawl
Reroll yeA
Just say "my names jeff"
Roll
We have a winner.
Winrar
...
Maybe it's something that would be hard to wrap by itself so they just put it in a random box they found?
Reroll
Winrar
Trips, you fag