Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=KolenE1GCyg
youtube.com/watch?v=2fmHu0DSFTA
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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still here

Claiming Haruhi claimer~

Someone save me from this abortion of a film

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KITTY!

I have a slight idea.

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eat a dick

カラミチーマス

wut ?

>snek claim

I'VE REALIZED IT MUST BE STOPPED EARLY NOW!!

>sameji
Fuck meant for makoto

Oh. Sure i guess
>kurome
Claiming your self?

>plushie
You lead tbh :^)

>yuuki
Don't know that feel

>Laura
WEW

Do I have you confused for someone
How do you forget who's who in the span of 1 day

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have you seen a neil breen film?

youtube.com/watch?v=KolenE1GCyg

Idi Nahuy Cyka Blyat

Do you not shoot me because you love me, or am I not a threat?

i dont know,what Im doing with my life?

LET THE CRUSADE BEGIN!

>Me
>Watching movies
Lolno

youtube.com/watch?v=2fmHu0DSFTA
I got new headphones.

And off to work I go.

Well hello everyone, glad to see you all again
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Vivian James claimed. Well, sorta. I'm actually just dropping in to wish you guys a Merry Christmas. I hope you get something wonderful from someone you care about and/or someone who cares about you. I would stay, but I have a big day tomorrow. Anyway, Merry Christmas!

1 hour till christmas

None of them look like you how the hell was i supposed to tell. Not like I know you all by name.
Not even google translate gets anything from that. Also, please proceed.
You are no threat to the Reich please proceed,

Syndra = discount snek?

how do you not watch movies?

10 minutes you mexican

The hair is pretty much the same. It's pretty unique

Juvia! How you doing you sexy beast
wut?Syndra?

Are you this?

And it would appear I do in fact have you confused for someone else. Merry Christmas
Yes

It's because I put it phonetically, not the actual Russian words

Verpiss dich Hure Hündin

It's true, I tell you.

I am well, enjoying my vacation.
How about you? You sexy snek you.

I only watch anime movies :o

SUBBED

Very well

Seig Heil

Do people have a mental illness where they think the other person IS the girl he posts?

Thx
The same,trying to find more than 3 pics of christmas snek
yes suck my snek cloaca

Yes

maniac

of course

most anime fans watch sub

I'm not the weird one here :o

My sister's religious mother-in-law told my niece that Santa isn't real.

It's Christmas here in central time- hope everyone's had a good night, whether it was here, with others, or perhaps both.

Autizmo is best wifu

I watched dubbed because i'm not a fucking weeaboo.

Merry Christmas Houki
Nice. Glad to see her around here
And merry Christmas

i'm not an anime fan tho

send help, there's another 30 minutes to this film

You still try every time though

How i feel with juvia. All the Christmas pics i find are lewd
>pic related

I always forget the fucking picture. And yes I do. Just get out of my sight.

It doesn't get much sadder than this

it is pretty sad that you're here on christmas eve while your girlfriend is getting it on with that nigger in the other room of your trailer

What are you getting your cartoon wives?

maybe you just can't keep up :o
why are you on a waifu thread? .-.

True we need a hero to clean these threads.

>samefag

Merry Christmas!

Oh really? Kek you've deluded yourself into thinking only one person hates you virgins and thinks you're cringey as fuck. When in reality you illicit the same looks from people as a disease ridden cockroach you fat loser

You tried

Same to you Alice. We do our celebration with extended family on the 24th, tomorrow will be nice and quiet now that it's over.

I can only provide financial help unfortunately.

>30 more minutes

The madness is just beginning. What will you do to cleanse your mind afterward?

eh, I'm tired anyway

Waifu virgins ass when there's more than one of us

>full house checked
because reasons

i don't know this hurts my soul

>lelelel look i can post from my phone
eyebrows pls

>he pretends to be an animated preteen online with a bunch of other kissless adult virgins
>he pretends he's married to a cartoon character
Might as well call these pussy magnet threads

>he's this delusional

ANOTHER PURGE IS NEEDED!
Deus vult? Explain yourself and you may be considered Pure!

>he's still trying

these are the same people......

Cirno claimu!!!

you're bad at this

That short 5 minute clip hurt my soul. I think a full film would mentally implode me if I tried to follow what the hell was going on.

Same to you, hope it's been good.

When you try to call someone out on samefagging twice but you get proven wrong both times so you shit your adult diaper and pretend it never happened

Gonna need you to calm down. If you get out of hand I'll be forced to execute you.

Yeah, I kinda only have my moments here and there

Lol, u can't do shite

It's going good so far thank you! How's yours been?

You cant win against this snek

I wanna have sex with cirno:

forgot pic

no. she is mine

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I'm just here for a hat.
Also merry Xmas fags.

i've watched both these films 100% sober and even with three of us collaborating we can't figure out what the fuck is happening

Neil Breen committed the biggest mass genocide/murder in human history in this film tho, i can tell you that much

COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Manami, her smile melts my cold bitter heart.

are you even trying?

bring it, you baka-ass bitch

eh, so-so, I'm pretty tired and full of anxiety right now.
We just had a massive flood in the basement, no hot water, for sometime no water at all, and no heat for hours.

and we needed to wait for the plumber to fix it.

Thank God they made it today, though.

I'm kinda just winding down for the night I think

Best wingwoman

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NEVER MESS WITH AN SS OFFICER I HAVE ACCESS TO POWER! YOUR UNDER ARREST SURRENDER OR BE EXECUTED HERE!

comedy hour?

What's that, comrade?

Lemme just burn these quickly fields and fall back, while you stupidly follow me into the Siberian Winter

XD BAKA~!

MY RESOURCES ARE NOT LIMITED TO THE GROUND!

not now, about to get into a league game. probably after

i claim your mom op now go to bed faggot.

But, by indicating that you are SS, and SS occurred during WWII, and I have not selected a timeframe, I can now use the ability of Space Travel.

So, once again, you can't do shit.