Where were you on July 2, 1996?

Where were you on July 2, 1996?

home

Swimming in my dads testicles.

>Explosion happens before the main part of the beam even reaches

watching independence day opening night with my friends

Being 4 with my parents

In the womb.

In my moms womb
About 3 months past my inception

At the movies watching this with my uncle and his girlfriend

Probably playing basketball

Underagefags pls go

I was 6. Peeking through an open door at mom's co-worker banging her senseless, upstairs, while they thought I'm watching TV. She was moaning so loud and then just squealing like a pig when she was about to cum, I went there to see what's she so excited about. Passionate female orgasms are sure fascinating to watch.

I'd never do something like that to a kid, though. If you're such animals in heat, then rent a fucking hotel room.

1996 was 20 years ago

in the womb, 2 months from birth

>1996 + 18 = 2014

who would have looked out for your loser ass while they were at the hotel?

was [X] TOLD by

1 month a fetus

Rochelle park, NJ while my parents were probly fighting about something

This i wouldn't wstch imdepemdence day foe another 3 years with my dad on tbs superstation

Watching Babys Day Out

Wanting so bad to see this movie. My parents brought me to see The Hunchback of Notre Dame, because ID looked "too violent". I still get mad when remembering it.

i remember watching this with 6 friends and after the movie we were walking through the parking lot of the movie theater and we were all yelling at the top of out lungs "HELLO BOYS, IM BAAAACK" over and over, and we walked be a car the had the door open, and there was a woman, very attractive, looking at us, and we stopped, and she said "You are back, huh? Why dont you get in the back of my car."

We got silent and kind of looked at each other, not knowing what to say, did she mean all of us??? How are we going to get all of us in the back of her car?

She said "Get in" and we kept walking and we stopped saying anything, but I just keep thinking about if I would have got in her car, I could have lost my virginity at 11 years old to a beautiful woman.

I wasn't alive yet but my dad was on deployment getting drunk off his ass in South Korean nightclubs.

Do you have any hapa half siblings

Family gathering talking about how I saw Independence Day.

at my seventh birthday party, famalamadingdong
i think it was medieval themed

I dunno.
Probably playing street hockey or playing Sonic and Knuckles

Sounds more like you were close to being kidnapped, your parents losing a lot of money and/or you being dead and not posting. Better safe than dead, user.

Probably at home. I was only 4.
Children please leave.

See

She was too good looking to be a kidnapper, kidnapping one kid I could see, but kidnapping 7 kids? I honestly think she wanted a gang bang.

>20
>not children

kek

t. 20 year old pretending to be twice his age

24, little boy, and I've always been mature for my age.

6 months old and probably shitting myself

Nearly 2 years old

Well I was 12, so probably masturbating.

I could believe that she wanted to have sex with all of you in a gangbang. There's plenty of news articles where that kind of stuff happens.

>born in 1992
>calls other people kids
oh the irony

Nah bro

You're a millenial child who thinks he's superior to another millenial child because you're born 4 years earlier.
It's fucking hilarious.

Nigga you mad as fuck and i'm just chillin

6 months old and probably shitting myself

>mfw when my first thought was about why a fucking 10 year old was posting on Sup Forums and then slowly realized how old I am, that time moves ceaselessly forward, and that one day I, and everyone I love, will die.

Shit, man.

well I feel old...I was 12 years old

Watching this movie in theater.

As a 6 year old it was pretty fucking hype.

At the drive ins. I was 3. It's one of my earliest menories

You don't understand
The difference between 1992 and 1998 is 10x bigger than 1992 and 6 years prior to that
Generation Z kids will be children forever

This. Midnight showing nigga

And that's the truth. As someone born in 92 I can remember when the internet wasn't a massive thing that almost anyone had. Then AOL came along and made it easily accessible.

Wow, juvenoia strikes early I see.

No, generation Z exists and is real. The kids born into also have no good quantifiable qualities.

Kids that bridge the gap between millennial and gen z are salvageable but anyone who was born post 9/11 is a gonner

>implying the generation that says it's ok to be a brony isn't completely fucked.

idk probably playing baseball in the park.

>implying the vast majority of bronies aren't males in their 20s ie millenials

funny, the 1920s generation said the same thing about baby boomers

Did baby boomers have 8 second attention spans?

Well obviously babies and toddlers can't be bronies yet, you fucking retard.

far worse, they were hippies

then what was your post about, turbo retard?

They will say it's ok to be a brony. Learn to think a little bit before you reply.

At the movies with my 2 cousins watching this. Sucks now I think about it. It was a decent mall with a movie theater and an arcade. They airlifted and dropped a Walmart on it since then.

What the fuck does that even mean?
Dear god you're stupid.
>inb4 it was b8 all along

Looks like I've completely lost you. I guess logic is too hard for the average Sup Forums poster.

Saw it with my family. Good stuff.
NUKE THE BASTARDS

*tips*

HOW did this look so realistic compared to nowadays movies of destruction?

What the fuck happened?

Because it was an actual explosion? Durr.

Man, I don't fucking know. Probably elementary school doing some classwork.

Studio 28, theater 1, biggest screen in Michigan at the time.

In July, dumbass?