ITT: Unfunny comedians

ITT: Unfunny comedians

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Tom was one of the best parts of Parks & Rec you pleb

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wew lad

comedy is subjective you autist

Came here to post this shitlord

Here's a list of unfunny comedians

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_comedians

his stand-up stuff is meh.

>Comedy is subjective

Every female one.

George "Yell at the Audience Until they Start Laughing Out of Genuine Fear" Lopez

I actually enjoyed one of them, forget what it's called though. Not a brilliant comedian but serviceable.

Hahahaha

>comedians
>Parks & Rec
>shitlord

did it really take this long for someone to thoughtfully add the following to the discussion ... poo in the loo

LOL she's nonchalantly referencing sex EL OH EL

he's a shit standup comedian and overly pussified in the most pc way possible. fucking awful. the only reason he's on television is to fill a red dot quota. that said, one of my favorite scenes from parks, is when he is demanding a student to make art for him. he is a decent comedic actor, and seems like a nice person in real life...so, i like that about him. fuck his standup routines, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=SjWfjWbRMUs

>he defends discount tim & eric
wew indeed

>Parks & Rec
>best parts

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>Dude racism lmao

He's stale

He's so full of shit. It's cool if you can find something you like about his performances, but I cannot stand any of his bullshit.

nytimes.com/2016/06/26/opinion/sunday/aziz-ansari-why-trump-makes-me-scared-for-my-family.html

nytimes.com/2015/11/15/arts/television/aziz-ansari-on-acting-race-and-hollywood.html

nytimes.com/2016/05/29/movies/asian-american-actors-are-fighting-for-visibility-they-will-not-be-ignored.html

Fat greasy faggot who takes himself way too seriously.

all comedians because no comedian appeals to everyone.

any comedian you like, someone will call shit.

*tip*

Can anyone name one good comedian that is active now?

literally nothing like T&E

Oh shit. That was my shop. I can reginze the shitty editing in the eyes

nathan fielder

>DUDE LOOK HOW FAMOUS I AM NOW LISTEN TO ME NAMEDROP CELEBRITIES FOR AN HOUR LMAO
That was pretty much what the last stand-up special I saw from him amounted to. He seems pretty vain for a stand-up comedian.

Hannibal Buress

Bill Burr
Jim Jeffries
Sam Simmons

Am I wrong?

DUDE HARRIS LMAO

George Carlin

all literal shit

Forgot his name...

Filthy Frank
Dane Cook
Amy Schumer

Has Bill Blur always been a faggot that has to say the word fuck every fucking second? I agree with his stances on most things but holy shit, that cunt faggot needs to chill.

lol I tried to watch his tv show and couldn't get five minutes through it.

nope

He was funny maybe in 2011. Now all his stand up is pure hot nigger shit.

>Filthy Frank
>Comedian

for me every comedian is funny

either they are funny in the normal way, like they have good delivery and timing, or its funny how not funny the things they say are, or its funny how awkward and sad their live show is

Hannibal Buress is the only one I truly hate seeing in things on a basic level.

i agree he can be a bit over the top but his voices are funny

Tom Segura

no

you have to hate some or you wont fit in here.

>this triggers the user
youtu.be/r9B7BQWnZJs

any jewish comedian

Yea

What? Him and Donna were the worst parts

>complains relentlessly about lack of role diversity for people with asian backgrounds
>casts only white women as his love interests

Wow, an Indian man that lusts after white women, what an absolute shocker.

Kek

>adam sandler

into the trash you go

but I'm not.

All standup is awful. Comedians are only occasionally funny in a conversational radio/tv format.

If they are well known liberals on twitter, then they are guaranteed to be unfunny.

I think Aziz is a funny comedian but he seems like he would be an annoying little cunt to deal with.

Did she even do stand-up?

>watch master of none
>wonder why i didnt rewatch louie

he terrible

posting the GOAT

It's that goddamned liberal Jew media tricking people into laughing.

;')

His delivery on Eric Andre is so great

He's a mick descendant from Canton...of course he says fuck a lot.

Is that the guy from Homeland?

great timing, editing. the guy has made several standup shows, which is more than most. he's really talented.

>yfw even the outtakes from his shows are funnier than any comedy being made these days.

youtube.com/watch?v=O25Ybz7EBAg

i liked her in Spy

at least she's a thousand times better than Amy Schumer

That would imply he is a comedian.
Cosby is completely innocent, you Metafilter cuck.

Definite flavor of the month but everyone knew it

His biggest problem is the same that all older comedians have, and that's that their entire set becomes bragging, self-referential, and geared towards making the audience cheer for something that has nothing to do with comedy. That Hawaii special was awful, nobody cares about their shitty tourist businesses.

Also, I like Jim Jefferies, but his newest special on Netflix is exactly that as well, even though he does subvert it at a couple points.

> That Hawaii special was awful

this

man that fucking shit. Not going to lie though, his first special was funny.

Mike Birbiglia

>grimesfaggot
>rendering judgment on others

Did you forget what this thread was about, you retarded little faggot?

fuck off you piece of shit

Yeah man, they're all funny at first, but like I said they all succumb to doing sets that are reference past jokes and geared towards making the audience applaud non-comedic things.

It's like ever since Carlin came and went, people think that's a good and guaranteed path towards success, acting like some sort of wise cynic who deserves to use the stage as a soapbox. It's bullshit, and it happens to the best of them it seems.

>starts the thread with Ansari
>80 replies later and no Offerman
If you don't think this was a pile of shit than you don't get to pretend to be a comedy patrician, period.

Ron Swanson is pure meme comedy

Seriously, his jokes aren't funny. What's "funny" is the entire suspension of his persona which fades when he's not in a scripted TV show.

Seems like a nice guy though I guess.

Donald Trump

Go to bed David Cross

I guess my only answer is that I don't consider him a comedian.

He's just a meme man.

>Lol badass manly man, but also Feelings(?)

that was a pile of shit. so much so, that it wasn't even worth mentioning, until you, cunt that you are, brought it up.

cringe

>don't mention shit comedy in a thread about shit comedy
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

>whines about whites, white culture, white "racism" but exclusively dates white women

Typical poo in the loo shitskin

sorry. i'm being a bit of a cunt. carry on.

>attends James Franco's roast
>gets mad at all the gay and poo-in-the-loo jokes
Fuck that faggot.

DUDE SWEARING LMAO

Official Comedian Ranking

GOAT TIER
>Colin Quinn
>Patrice O'Neal
>Rich Vos
>Norm Macdonald
GREAT TIER
>Greg Giraldo
>Bill Burr
>Nick Dipalo
>Jim Jeffries
>Dave Chappelle
>Pat Cooper
>Bobby Lee
HAVE TO MENTION BECAUSE THEIR HOUSEHOLD NAMES TIER
>Richard Pryor
>George Carlin
>Chris Rock
>Rick Gervais
>Louis C.K
MEH TIER
>Jim Norton
>Artie Lange
>Bob Kelly
>Tom Papa
>Joe Rogan
SHOULD BE SHOT TIER
>Any Female Comedian
>Russel Peters
>Aziz Ansari
>Doug Benson
>Esther Ku
>Any comedian who thinks that being awkward and having a dry delivery is funny
>British Comedians


these were just off the top of my head

>I need to be PC to stay ahead of the trend guy

fastcompany.com/3013485/how-aziz-ansari-tests-jokes-with-analytics

One thing I found very interesting is how differently these conversations are among different groups of people. Single people between the ages of 18 and 25 view these topics in a much different light than, say, single people over 30. Or married people over 40.

This gave me an idea. What if I could set up small shows to talk to very specific groups about these topics? What if I could do a show with half an audience of younger people and the other half is older married people? What if half the audience was single women over 30 and the other half was single men between 18 and 25?

Stewart Lee

you

that is such a generic Sup Forums list.

consider going outside and laying down in traffic

>that is such a generic Sup Forums list
that's why it's the official list baby

Question.

Does liking The Eric Andre Show timestamp you as a teenager? I think it does.

You have a vid of that?