Gotta clean all this withdrawl sweat off myself, guard my fucking milk pls

gotta clean all this withdrawl sweat off myself, guard my fucking milk pls

Commence guarding.

Oh hell I spilled it. Sorry man.

trust me with it OP!

sorry user, i was thirsty

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It's still up. I've been waiting an eternity.

Iz ok i refill

>Drink the milk
>Diarrhea in the cup
>Eagerly await his return

FUCK!

Gee, what the hell did you eat son?!

Alright guys professional wizard coming through. If dubs I protect the glass of milk with an impenetrable force not even OP can get to it. If singles tho I cast it into the abyss

Oops

Wtf

op here.
cool thanks guys, O it wasnt for me.
Its for all the little girls who need govt protection from pedos.

Thanksfully for us that's not chocolate milk she's drinking.

IT'S DIARRHEA.

Oh, did you take my wizard card last night?

I got you bro, NO ONE'S GETTING TO THIS MILK

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Finders keepers losers weepers

Well, now that I'm gonna be getting my 10/10 gf, I probably won't be needing it.

Pic or it won't happen.

DIARRHEA I TELL YOU.

fuck chocolate milk

That was from the thread last night, if someone rolled (I think) 6 7's, everyone in the thread will get a 10/10 gf, and they pulled it off.
I just don't know how she's going to find me in this basement...

>inb4 mods ban this monster

>mfw mods are sleeping

HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

That's not milk you dumb nigger that came out of my ass. It's DI-AR-RHE-A.

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