Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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すごー乙

Ghastly easy to get laid in Peru, fellows. Scary easy.
I'd always thought of Peru as a somewhat conservative country, and to some degree it is outside of the cities.
But there is certainly something of a "White God" complex that exists deep within the women of Lima and Cusco.

Speaking of Cusco, this city alone has earned Peru my number one spot. It's as easy as showing up.
For many girls, the simple fact that you are a gringo will be enough for them to jump between the sheets.
Of course, they're not all that easy, but the number of decent-looking girls ready to be taken home will shock you.

点みたいな記号を目玉をギョロ付かせて覗き込むより、漢字の文章を読む練習をした方がいい。

スベってる。おもしろくない

For those of you worrying that I'm sharing too much info about my hosts, his mindset have completely changed. I worked a little magic, and I've gotten him energized on living his life again. We're going girl hunting in the city soon.

whoa

Hey Dan, do you speak Japanese?
Why did you decide to travel across Japan?

ロリンピックの後はやはりホモリンピックかな

おつ〜!ヌコ可愛い(・ω・)

ホモ:禁止
百合:許可
ロリ百合:最高

Can you stop spamming thread with your shitty troll "Let's talk at random" ?

ユリはホモ

性欲を抑えなきゃ

うざいよね

ショタリンピックは?

I'm sure she will be understanding of any accidental 下手クソ.

Who do you hate more?
OP or (new) me?

Yeah I know when Japanese girls make mistakes with english I block them and call the police.

Why are kotatsus so popular when you have like 3 months of cold weather max?

except you find out it's national sorry day so the police arrest you instead for not saying sorry to your friendly neighborhood nip

cause not decent heating and cold winter

They are top tier comfy and they make all the difference in Japanese homes and apartments which have very little insulation.

A portable heater is like $50. Their rooms are sure as shit small enough.

You don't have to try so hard mate.
ゆっくりしていってね

I meant no central heater and poor insulation in traditional houses.

What the hell is a central heater?

He already left, had a women's march to attend.

you have one heater in the house and from it you get both hot running water and hot water for the radiators.

desk kotatsu

>pretending you don't sit on the floor all the time

I lie in bed all the time.
ベッドこたつを一つください

Isn't that just an electric blanket

夢を壊すな

長方形のコタツとのコタツ用ソファ(?)の組み合わせでコタツベッドの出来上がり。
comfyすぎて駄目人間まっしぐら。

we had better use several kotatsu.

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炬燵は綿入れ半纏と一緒に着ないとな

丹前を着ると暑いくらいだから、極北以外の日本にcentral heatingはいらないと思う

Why is Japan the only country with decent game centers? We barely have any and they're all brightly lit and targeted to kids. I miss the dank yet clean cigarette smoke filled fighting game basements in Tokyo so much.

値段は?

In high school I was in love with an Italian girl.
She had such beautiful eyes and her face was perfect like no other white girl I knew
One day I had enough and didn't just want to stare at her everyday
So I asked her out. I was so excited and I still remember that moment
She said no. I went home and cried. I was 14 maybe
I thought a lot about love and life and I realized that all girls are assholes
They will always hurt you and don't care about you.
I found one girl who was perfect. She wasn't Italian but Korean.
She made my depression and sadness go away.
Then one day some French asshole decided to destroy my life and scare her
That was the second time my heart was broken
and it made me realize that all men are assholes too

こういうゲームは海外でも多いんじゃないの?Star Warsは子供向け?
youtube.com/watch?v=f0kyZiiQHqs

パソコンデスクを炬燵にする
炬燵PCの快適さを教えてやりたい
にゃん
>We're going girl hunting in the city soon.
通報しました
そうだ、百合スレにしよう
赤外線ランプ等
炬燵本体は2万円くらいから
こたつ布団やコタツソファはピンからキリまで

senility dementia patient obsessed with thoughts of sex must die soon

ありがとう

あなたのPCStation(日本語でどう?)は凄いぞおい
かっこいい奴だよ、あなた

約7割が、外国人が多くいるマンションに住むのはためらう
zasshi.news.yahoo.co.jp/article?a=20170225-00010002-dime-soci

autism

それ見たことない

you think sex when you look at a boy.
that is to say, you are senility dementia patient obsessed with thoughts of sex.

「ゴミ捨てのルールを守らない。移動中のポイ捨てをする」
外人がゴミ捨てのルールを守るようになるまで何年かかるかな

why?
よくある話にみえる

>scared of X
>therefore, I run away from X

this is why japan is failing, when you're afraid of something, you should confront it head on.

Typical stupid japs

外人によってだと思う
本来するのはトラブルを作る理由じゃねぇ

日本に先進国の人間が大勢すむ一般住宅なんて今のところありません。
EUがイスラム圏の人を大勢住まわせているのと同じことだと思うけど。

はじめに、
「日本国内で、外国人とトラブルになったり、
外国人に対して困ったことはありますか?」という質問をしたところ、
「トラブルになったことがある」と答えた人が8.6%、
「困ったことがある」と答えた人が15.1%、
「ない」と答えた人が78.1%だった。

3/4 of gaijin are english teachers, and hence don't speak japanese(obviously not jap's fault), but still, how can they follow rules they don't understand?

It's like a korean landlord writing rules in korean, then getting mad at his jap tenants for not following them

まあ俺はそもそも外国人労働者より酷い所に住んでたことあるからどっちでもいいけどね。
君たちの方がよっぽど上等な所に住んでると思うよ(笑

EUはイスラム教者がちょっと偏見がある
日本は外人全部についてみたい

元飯場の安アパートで生活保護かよ、寄生虫

>知り合いが外国人とトラブルになった事がある99%

泣かさないで
いい外人になるから

white color の外国人であれば気にしないかもしれないね。でもそういう存在がまだ少ない。
飯場なら働いて税金払ってるんじゃねえか?
それすら無いなんて、お前は本当に社会の屑なんだなあ。日本語も駄目だし。

as long as I see foreigners from other areas, they seem to me that they have no intention to follow Japanese way and rules in the first place.

>white color の外国人であれば気にしないかもしれないね。でもそういう存在がまだ少ない。

白人だ

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

アジア人とか黒人にもだろ
そもそもヨーロッパ人が白人以外を人間として認めてきた時代なんて100年も経ってないんじゃないかな。

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住居を買ったり借りたりする時には、自分自身だって厳しい審査を受けるんだ。
だからそれなりにいろいろ考えると思うよ。
日本にいる外国人って、彼()のような質の悪い者がまだ大勢いるんだ。

大丈夫
イタリア人が日本で問題を起こしたNewsを聞いた事がない

個人的に池上遼一senseiのサインが欲しい
ご年齢的にも

>そもそもヨーロッパ人が白人以外を人間として認めてきた時代なんて100年も経ってないんじゃないかな。
今日も完璧ではない

>住居を買ったり借りたりする時には、自分自身だって厳しい審査を受けるんだ。
すまん、よろっぱの事か日本の事か?
分からなくてすまない


>イタリア人が日本で問題を起こしたNewsを聞いた事がない
本当
いいニュースだ
ジロラモ万歳!!

やっぱり生活保護で入れる公営住宅は底辺ぞろいなんだろうな

燃えるごみのゴミ袋が高すぎる
外人にはプラスチック容器・包装の区別は絶対にできないでしょう

女子高生に突然キス、イタリア人の男 強制わいせつの疑いで3回目逮捕 周辺で〝キス事件〟相次ぐ 和歌山
sankei.com/west/news/150406/wst1504060014-n1.html

これこのスレでも結構話題になってたけど

日本です。。
ヨーロッパはよくわからないけど、多分日本は厳しい気がする。
なにを言っとるか知らんが、確かに公営は禁治産者?のような人が入ることが多いものもある。
外国人もよくそれに入る。
で、なぜお前がそれを知ってるの?

you understand that they will never reply to you right ?

公営は結構金掛かっていい建物だったな。
だから一般人の不満が多い部分もあるわけだ。
弱者権力ではないか、ていうね。

You just did

>ヨーロッパはよくわからないけど、多分日本は厳しい気がする。

俺ってバカな
すまん

ヨーロッパにもイスラム教者は睨まれている

>で、なぜお前がそれを知ってるの?
生活保護受給者のtakahiroという人が実体験を語ってたから
あんたもナマポ族だけあってさすが詳しいな

>俺ってバカな
いや、君のせいじゃないよ!
名前欄にnihonとか入れてる日本国旗の日本語は、日本人でも理解不能なことがあるくらいだから

私にはわからない
日本が主題だと思ったけど、知らないと聞くほうがいい
ありがとう

1パーセント以下気持ち良いぞ

they're looking for wealthy countries
not planet of the apes

Hey The F. how are you?
Why don't you come here anymore?
I didn't post for a month like you said I should. Do you like me now?

日本人自身が引っ越すときに審査があります、ということ。
私もここで書き込みしてる他の人も、転居した人は審査を通して住居を得ている。
一般の人間は引っ越すときに街の住居を調べるんだよ。
また日本語間違ってるぞ。

>日本人自身が引っ越すときに審査があります、ということ。
>私もここで書き込みしてる他の人も、転居した人は審査を通して住居を得ている。

知らなかった、ありがとう。

he is not Japanese.
typical problematic foreigner.

99% moor population is worse than 7% muslim population though

you're welcome. :)

I believe that for westerner the outside of the western world is nothing more than "savage", "uncivilized" and "barbaric" zoo.

so more half of them even don't think at all that they need to respect to Asian or African ways there because our traditions don't deserve to be cared for westerner.
even while they sincerely show great care and respect to the other cultures and society in the western countries.

Why do you always attack foreigners?
Why are your comments full of hate anytime? (´・ω・`)

今度悪い事する時は
”イタリア人”と言おうよな

because you always lie like that.

It could be a stupid question, but I want to know more about Japan and their anti piracy law and all that shit. I know that some people got arrested for seeding anime and manga, I only use torrent for software (Photoshop, Avast, Office), western movies and american TV shows like Mr. Robot or Lucifer.
Am I safe if I dont download manga or anime?

peru? are you ok? peru?

WORRIED

I want the foreigners who are from advanced countries and work in white color like people in this thread to come to Japan soon.
Present anti-Japan foreigners in Japan are not required.

Can I come?

of course.
hurry up