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Azor Jon!

kys

Why is cuckolding so hot?

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why is some autist making two threads to ttry to get /GoT/ banned?

I have the strangest feeling that this is a bradamante thread

Oh yeah, cause it is

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One sad fucker

This one was created first though

>(...) lady stark looked over. for a moment she did not seem to recognise him. finally she blinked. "what are you doing here?" she asked in a voice strangely flat and emotionless. "I came here to see bran," Jon said. "to say good-bye." her face didn't change. her long auburn hair was dull and tangled. she looked as though she had aged twenty years. "you've said it. now go way." part of him wanted only to flee, but he knew that if he did he might never see bran again. he took a nervous step into the room. "please," he said. something cold moved in her eyes. "I told you to leave," she said. "we don't want you here." once that would have sent him running. once that might even made him cry. now it only made him angry. he would be a sworn brother of the night's watch soon, and face worse dangers than catelyn tully stark.

>(...) from here, we saw that she behaved the same way before with Jon.
but... it's get worse:

>(...) her eyes found him. they were full of poison. "I need none of your absolution, bastard."

>(...) he was at door when she called out him. "Jon," she said. he should have kept going, but she never called him by his name before. he turned to find her looking at his face, as if she were seeing it for the first time. "yes?" he said. "it should have been you," she told him. then she turned back to bran and began to weep, her whole body shaking with the sobs. Jon had never seen her cry before.

> "it should have been you"

Based Preston!

Cast her /got/.

because knowing that you will never satisfy your gf/wife unlike the bull that's gonna fuck her is pretty hot

This one was linked first, stop making them so early. Who really cares if somebody uses a thread you anonymously made?

We see you Bradamante

Some random whore so she can show her tits.

>Who really cares if somebody uses a thread you anonymously made?
/got/ is my life.

Do people really see themselves as the guy getting cucked? I find it hot to imagine a queen cheat with me, not getting cheated on

Cat is such a cunt, even pre Stoneheart. No idea how some people like her

Why is she always having that same squirmy look?

as a guy who's into cuckolding, I love watching my gf getting fucked by another man, or even woman. Honestly it's even better when it's a woman. Not just gf, I love watching people I know getting fucked hard, only just females though.
I don't have that big of a schlong, so I know I will never satisfy most of the women I know.

no i think youre just moving the goalposts and exaggerating what probably wouldnt be a big deal if the lords already like house stark

Bran
>Trueborn son of Ned Stark and legal heir to Winterfell
>Can spy on his enemies in person, in both the past, and possibly the future without ever leaving the safety of the Godswood
>Can send psychic dreams to communicate with his allies and mislead his enemies
>Can destroy the minds of his enemies and forcibly bend them to his will
>Is an extremely powerful warg, and possibly the only line of defense against Danaerys and her army of eunuchs and rapists and sellswords
>Can traverse history regardless of distance and can retrieve the secret of Valyrian steel
>While it is possible (though far from certain) that he lacks the ability to produce an heir, he still has living relatives for the throne to pass to in the event of his death. Kings can also legally declare an heir in their will
>Moot point because it is likely he can attach himself to a heart tree and live forever

Jon
>Can walk
>Has experience leading a small group of men. They hated him so much they murdered him.

How would you feel if you had to look after who you thought was your wife's son (due to cheating)?
Consider that her favourite son is now a cripple too.

She hates everything
Work on your fingering skills mate

Branfags
>biggest shitposters in offseason /got/

Everyone else
>trying to have conversations

Please stop posting, you fucking deviant.

I wouldn't take it out on the kid, that's just a cunt move

Cat bitches about Edmure saving the peasants too, she's an entitled fuckwit

JON SNOW AVENGED THE RED WEDDING! HE IS THE WHITE WOLF! THE KING IN THE NORTH!

I hope Preston-chan uses my Q&A question :3

I can satisfy my gfs, but I also love watching my gfs getting fucked by another person, so it's not something she proposes, it's something I propose. Also I'm a manlet, so any regular chad is a step up from me.

>I wouldn't take it out on the kid
How do you know?

"Actor Most Familiar With Character 'Bran' Tells Cultists to Settle Down, He's Not Going To Be King"

>If Bran makes it back to Winterfell, he's the true-born son of Ned and Catelyn. Would he want the title of King in the North?
>I don't think he would even be interested. I think he knows it's not for him. He's not a leader, as such. He's like an uber maester, as it were. He has all of this all-knowing power, knowing everything about everything. I think he would be a fantastic hand or assistant to Jon, but I think the second he got there, he would say, "Look, whoever's the leader? It doesn't matter, as long as we can coordinate ourselves to sort ourselves out before this massive ice king comes to kill us and the dragons start messing us up."

hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game-thrones-finale-stark-realization-906437

The show turned to complete shit 2 seasons ago.

preston is busy preparing for the assasination of D&D, and then poisoning grrm with poisoned salad dressing

>I didn't say it would end the Stark Line, I said it would lead to a succession crisis. Any time a title doesn't pass directly from father to son/grandson it leaves open the possibility of disputes between branches of the family, even if there's a clear legal outline of what should be done (there isn't in this world).

Yes it does. Ned and Robert clearly drafted a living will naming Ned protector of the realm in season one. It didn't work out because Robert was dead before anyone actually saw it other than Ned and Cersei, and Cersei is a stupid, stupid cunt who ruined literally everything. If Bran were to draft his will long before he died, and sent copies to every Lord in the North, it would be right fucking hard to dispute.

Guys

What if

Get this

What if Bran is actually the Lord of Light?
I'm fucking calling it now.

Wow, it's almost like nothing you said actually appeared in the article. Do you think Isaac got a nice pay bump now that he's not only acting in the show, but writing it as well?

Cuck cuck cuck

>preston's face when he gets to finish GoT

>show gets worse the longer it goes
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Which /got/ related youtubers you guys follow?
All I see is normie appeal and clickbait regarding ASOIAF, I wanted more substance.

>JON SNOW AVENGED THE RED WEDDING!
Wow. Just...wow.

He didn't kill a single person that had ANYTHING to do with the Red Wedding.

Not an argument

He is so smart he could probably write it better than dabid would even though hes a showfag

Well lads?

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He led northmen against the Boltons.

I used to watch my nigga larry.

RIP

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He killed Tywin

THE KING IN THE NORTH! THE WHITE WOLF! THE WISE WOLF!

Time to swear fealty, /got/-

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Branfags
>post irrefutable facts

Jonautists
>whine because they know Jon is not the best choice for king

Can you disprove a single thing written in that "shitpost?"

Triggering Branfags is a favorite passtime of mine

>tfw I'm slightly drunk 24/7 and getting fatter every year
I'm just like Cersei!

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none of the above.

Season 5, they started to stray too far from the books and their original content is shit in comparison

He captured Winterfell from a Bolton

To the Northmen that is avenging the Red Wedding

It's poorly written in the show, it'll be better in the boosk

I think the issue is that they cast a Manderly to do a "The North Remembers" speech then decided Bella Ramsey (Lyanna Mormont) would out-meme him so they just gave it to her and gave Manderly a shitty little response speech

>Cersei
>Fat

She's just gaining some booty

I liked Dany in S1.

Preston Jacobs
Alt shift X
History of Westeros
Radio Westeros

Jon is literally the King in the North. Jonautists aren't upset about anything in the actual story. Branfags are sperging out because they're salty.

Against Ramsay Bolton. Ramsay had nothing to do with the Red Wedding. And really, Littlefinger won that battle. Jon was dead in the fucking water, which makes it all the more absurd that the Northern Lords made him King. It makes no sense at all.

Fatter=/=Fat.
I still have a thin face, arms and legs, but I didn't have this much belly 5 years ago.

Thats because it's not up for discussion.

The best villains are dead or cucked.

Tyrion reduced to nothing more than an unfunny extra.

I literally have to skip every daenarys scene due to her acting and the fact its total cringe.

Bronn gets 5 min screentime the whole season.

etc etc etc

I think I used to like her, but I don't remember. Everything from Dany's storyline before ADWD is a blur to me. Her character was so thoroughly awful in ADWD that it ruined everything prior.

Greenwald ruined this show, couldn't make it past episode 3. He's not bad on the podcast but fuck on the show he couldn't go 2 seconds without making a quip or interrupting someone to say something no one found funny.

Exactly

>Listening to Andy Cuckwald

>all those Danyfags

This thread is lacking Conleth Hill

Still was a Bolton.
Jon was still the one that rallied the North. Whatever, the show is shit anyway, but nitpicking wont make it better m8, will just make your soul bitter

I want Cersei to cuck me

Varys reaction pics will always be my fav

Not an argument

i mean, she's fking people that aren't you.. doesn't that count?

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Not if I can't watch

>Branfags are sperging out because they're salty.
Branfags are sperging out because it's terrible writing. Jon is not the heir to Winterfell, no matter which way you split it. You can try saying he "proved himself in battle," but that's a fucking lie too. He led three thousand men on a suicide mission, and the only reason he is alive is because Littlefinger showed up. And the last time he was tasked with being a leader, his people hated him so much they stabbed him to death.

He has no idea how to handle the White Walker situation, he has no idea how to handle Dany and the dragons, he has no idea how to actually run the Night's Watch much less the North, but oh boy, a ten year old girl made a rousing speech on his behalf. Let's all bend the fucking knee.

It's retarded as shit.

You realize the same thing will happen in TWoW, just better written and with events in slightly different order, right? D&D aren't going to change something as significant as a co-main character becoming a monarch.

When did the series go wrong?
And how would you have prevented it?
>inb4 from the start

Shirtless Ramsay

So, I'm assuming since the remaining seasons are shorter, there is gonna be less filler, right? Right?

kek

If he ends up King in TWOW, it will likely be because of Robb's will. Catelyn warned him not to name Jon his heir, and she was right about that just like she was right Theon and Jeyne Westerling.

I would love a grid of all his reactions

This tbqhwy

>you will never be King to Queen Margaery
>she will never cuck you into oblivion publicly

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and now you know where your cuck fetish came from. watch less porn m8

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Varys got on the boat

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Season 4
Everything up through the Red Wedding was good, if some parts a bit non-sensical(Why was Jeyne Westerling changed to a random bitch from Essos? There's more but I can't be arsed right now.)

After that, though, they started taking liberties and changing the context on stories and it just all went downhill.

> it will likely be because of Robb's will
I agree completely and don't understand why the show cut that out if they were reaching the same goal.

>Catelyn warned him not to name Jon his heir
To be specific, she warned him not to legitimize Jon because Jon's descendants might revolt against Robb's descendants. She said nothing about the Lords of the North deciding he should be next in line without him pushing the idea

I don't mind it

She also released Jaime Lannister and fucked up his southern negotiations, lol.

Everyone always try to say Robb was an idiot, but most of his downfall was listening to his stupid fucking family.

Edmure and Cat pretty much cost him the way as equally as Theon and his cock did.

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Does anyone else feel like theres no fucking way the rest of series can be finished up in just 13 episodes. in the last two 10 episode seasons nothing fucking happened until 3/4 of the way through. Now it feels like its all finally starting to get to the good part and yet its ending. They need to do two more full length seasons and the jews at HBO should just give them a bigger budget.

Season 2 dany full rewrite
Get rid of Talisa and include the real reason robb lost the North, including westerlings and jons legitimization and mallister/mormont letter
No sandsnek. At all. Rewrite Jaime and bronn down there (i kinda like the premise but the delivery was shitr)
More emphasis in Cersei being crazy and Stannis being dutiful and honorable.
I also would have kept mance being a hostage at Winterfell just to have some dialogue with Roose, and maybe Ramsay could blame his father was killed by mance trying to escape or some shit.
I also would have axed the kingsmoot to a complete military takeover by Euron. I would never let theon rejoin asha and go to dany, he would be back in Winterfell with Jon and Sansa.

Why didn't they cast someone hot for Cersei?