Be Australian

>Be Australian
>need to have 12 bottles of anti-venom lying around the house

is Australia a meme?

>Be Brit
>can't even kill it with a knife without being arrested

stop bullying Australia they are good pls thank you

hope they didn't kill the poor fella just defending his shoe

Sydney cucks will defend this

>Be Sudanese
>Too poor for antivenom
>Die of starvation before the spider's venom is able to fry your nerves

>all the legs and everything crawled around my finger and I couldn't get it off
fug

>Be Dutch
>inject yourself with the venom to get high after maxing out your cocaine tolerance

When I was a kid and we were putting new wiring around the house, my old man made make my brother and myself get under the house and set up all the cables, as well as the wiring in the roof. The cunt was too cheap to pay an actual electrician to do it and when I complained about red backs he told me to stop being stupid.
What a cock. Also, fuck spiders. I'd suggest nuking the bastards but that'd only make them bigger.

>Be British
>Dont have to kill any spiders with a knife because we have no life threatening spiders