Alien invasion movie

>alien invasion movie
>they travel billions of light years to get to us
>they want our resources
>the same resources can be found on just about any planet in any solar system

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FUCKING THANK YOU!!!! This always fucjing bothers me while watching these movies. Just take our women our eat us, something besides our fucking resources.

>aliens travel billions of light years for our resources
>we have almost none left

>he treats Sup Forums like a friend simulator

Oh boy. Thanks James Cameron

proximity? Plus it's probably like a safari for them.

>Aliens travel across the galaxy
>Killed unknowingly by bacteria, the first stage of all life

>they all die
>yet their bacteria is harmless to us

>Alien invasion movie
>Ayys travel uncountable light years to get to us
>They start a genocide for no reason
or
>They want to enslave us when it would be extremely more worthwhile and safer to just use robots

>aliens travel across the universe
>don't play practical jokes on everyone

Prove it

Earth's liquid water on the surface is pretty exclusive to it.

why dont they still our pots and microwaves

>implying you guys aren't my friends

>alien invasion movie
>travel a couple of hours
>they want our meat holes (tentacle porn)
>holes exclusive to this solar system

Not knowing any of this.

>aliens travel to earth
>Prometheus

Easier to harvest ice from comets that have a minuscule fraction of the Earth's gravity.

>implying aliens arent imperialists

>alien invasion movie
>it aint me starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=i5F9S3-GrUw

>Aliens master intergalactic travel
>travel to our solar system to knock a bunch of shit over and kill us

This is like Columbus going to the New World with the purpose of stepping on ants

Why do you think Columbus went to America?

>Aliens think our race is belligerent
>they decide to destroy our planet

Do you think Aliens should invade earth to find a trade route to Asia?

We can all agree District 9 was the only realistic alien movie right?

Don't see why not

>WE are the resource they want

>aliens have FTL travel
>build humongous ships
>they want our oil

>aliens travel zillions of distances
>they don't make fun of our small penises

yet to see an alien movie where they come to steal all of earth's life forms.
instead of killing people, they capture them and put them in zoos.
would be a mix of a alien invasion movie and a breakout of prison movie with lots of sci-fi and humanity fuck yea moments

No.

>ice filled comets are common as hell
>elemental hydrogen and oxygen are even more common, so you can just fucking make your own water and even get energy in the process

The moon and sun appearing as similar sizes in the sky is also pretty rare.

Ayys could be tourists for solar eclipses.

Yes, in a universe of literally incomprehensible vastness, this planet is the only one with liquid water on the surface.

>Get energy in the process of combing atoms together to form water
"no"

>aliens vacation on earth
>they don't fall in love with puppers

Are you mentally deficient?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuel_cell

>alien invasion movie
>they are just here for the dank weed

dude get on it seth

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I'm not gonna read through the thread to see if this point was already made or not, and if this point wasn't already made then everyone involved is a failure.

But yeah, any living being that has the technology and/or capability to travel across the galaxy to meet us would also have the capability to wipe out the entire human race and the planet we live on with little more than a literal, actual thought. As in the blink of an eye, if even that slow. Our deadliest weaponry would seem like grains of sand and our species would seem like air particles, only more fragile.

>space movie
>they actually go in space and don't just fake it in the Nevada desert

>alien invasion movie
>the earth is round

>Alien invasion movie
>giant sentient robot-alien stays in orbit
>wants earth seawater to fuel it's giant reactors
>has massive robot army
>instead chooses to clone a common soldier to defeat the armies of earth

Welcome home, Jack.

>he thinks that he can rely on his "friends" to be there for him more than baneposters on Sup Forums

>War with a hyper advanced alien civilization
>Aliens don't wipe out humanity with a super advanced weapon in 5 seconds

That would probably be the case, if we ever come in contact with an advanced alien civilization. No silly ground war, no large space ships coming down to blow up our cities. The could just knock and asteroid from it's orbit and we'd be fucked

>aliens invade
>it rains and they die

>baneposters, shitposters, and funposters are more reliable and mentally stimulating than IRL friends.

You guys are alright.

>aliens travel trillions of light days to Earth
>they land in India
>they think it's OK to shit in the street

user intelligent life is sadistic it means it gets off the suffering of others, if the aliens traveled all this way to get our resources then this means the war they are waging with us is just a game to them and they are having fun destroying all of our cities and seeing us scatter like cockroachs at their unstoppable presence.

>aliens fly to earth
>they fly around earth backwards to turn back time

Thanks Aquaman.

>they capture them and put them in zoos.
im sure ive seen a movie about that, or maybe it was a tv show. but this rings a bell

The "natural resources" in shit like Speilberg's War of the Worlds was organic life, which is quite rare in the universe.

Slaughterhouse Five had a section with that idea,

each civilization necesarely increases the entropy of the universe by processing information, so the smart thing would be stay as far away from us as they could

or rather, kill our entire civilization before it creates too much entropy to affect their own, which is the explanation that hollywood hacks would use if they weren't complete retards

Nah, the Martians just wanted a new home on Earth, they were actively trying to replace Earth life with Martian ones.

>necesarely
couldn't take you srsly after that

>creates too much entropy to affect their own
the universe is so vast, theres absolutely no way we could affect their civilization in any relevant way

Little learning is a dangerous thing.

I've read some retarded things in my time on Sup Forums but I think this one is pretty remarkable.

They came for our memes

>not leaving the fellow lifeforms living a ludicrously immense distance from you be to use their own brand of thinking to search for solutions to being-threatening problems that your own way of thinking may not be as conducive to, despite the probability of them ever doing anything that'll ever affect you being absurdly low

we must band together against the unfeeling universe, user

> aliens invade earth
> local military doesn't know what terraforming is

>aliens invade earth
>they aren't racist

Just gonna ask here instead o creatinga new thread...
Being in the mood for alien horror movies for quite some time now, but i've being having trouble finding an actual good/scary abduction one, any suggestions? Otherwise anything alien/horror wise goes.
>Area 51 was pretty meh + gave me motion sickness,
>Alien Abduction Incident in Lake County was plain annoying: Something mildy insteresting is about to happen, lets put a boring interview right in the middle of it, it's not it was going to be actually insteresting anyway.
Alien and The Thing are my favorite Alien horror movies by far, will probably watch Invasion of the Body Snatchers next, but i still want a scary abduction film.

>scary abduction
is that actually possible these days?
Communion is pretty creepy.

Some parts of Extraterrestrial are genuinely creepy.

Cool, will look up both, thanks guys.

literally just hydrogen and oxygen atoms hanging out together at the right temperature.

Flight of the Navigator?

>Rarest thing in the Universe is life
>They came here for us

>Why do you think Columbus went to America?

Columbus was a Jew.

He LITERALLY went there to found New Canaan.

cnn.com/2012/05/20/opinion/garcia-columbus-jewish/

Not Zoo, but the Alien Gladiator arena is a general ongoing idea in Sci-Fi.

Attack of the Clones
Ratchet Deadlocked
Ben 10

Probably a bunch of older shit as well.

Only Zoos I can think of is Superman TAS and GotG.

>opinion
his old man was a jew who converted
he went there for slaves and gold

>Aliens bomb one of our biggest cities
>We launch an invasion in retaliation
>Turns out the aliens are all retards living in caves

Really makes you wonder...

Wew no

Europa has more water than Erf and is largely uninhabited

Image source is NASA

To find a route to china faggot face

Does that mean Americans are God's chosen people?

No. It was to stomp on ants. Fucking idiot.

Meme magic is real.

source?

>blow up mothership
>ground forces unanimously give up/die

NASA

You silly boy.

Or alternatively, just combust hydrogen in the presence of oxygen (as the term combustion implies).

This is not how you apply the 2nd Law

>alien invasion movie
>they have the tech to travel millions of light years to get to us
>we fight them off anyway

Nah. Seriously, source.

Why would they need a super advanced weapon? They could just propel an asteroid toward our planet and call it a day.

Step 1: attach pre-programmed thrusters to asteroid the size of a small continent
Step 2: activate thrusters which will automatically steer the thing right at Earth
Step 3: get popcorn and turn on the radio scanner because this is gonna be gud

Martians didnt have bacteria. That was the tweest