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Reminder Bobby is not Hanks and that's why he always refers to him as "that boy" or "the boy"

is Naked Ambition a perfect KotH episode?

Yes yes it is.

peggy is best character and any other opinion is shit/pleb/reddit

>It's a Hank gets raped by a dolphin episode

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It's Bill's.

The BEST episode of KoTH is the one where the azn neighbors move in (not even going to try and pronounce their name) and Hank thinks they've chopped up and are eating Ladybird.

And "so are ya Chinese, or Japanese?"

>not even going to try and pronounce their name

Exactly, Peggy already lied to Hank about being a virgin and Bill was still in his prime back then, it also explains Bill's obsession with Peggy

I meant to say spell haha...

Cuck of the Hill... It all makes sense now...

The Billdozer (Bull dozer... BULL)
"That boy"
Narrow urethra
Suddenly Peggy is magically pregnant

>Bwaaaaah blurble blurbb

Tell me about Hank, why does he wear the mask?!

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The propane rises brother!

Hank secretly wanted it.

>Peggy's niece not Hanks

I would've nailed her if I was Hank.

Clearly Cotton's kid.

Bobby marries her for fucks sake

Did that count as incest? Nice Southern stereotyping.

What are some other shows that hate (((NYC)))?

Dale episodes are the best

How did two brunettes create a blonde Bobby? Either way Hank's a cuck.

God, it annoys me that they cut out his wife and GH from Cotton's death episode. Made it feel so rushed.

Watching the boxing episode on Cartoon Network right now, feels great watching this show on the 4th of July.

Congratulations on watching KotH, it is one of Earth's proudest creations IMO.

You should watch a July 4th episode. The one where the neighborhood argues about fireworks.

Yeah they are related by blood through Peggy.

The episode was about her getting back at Bobby for replacing her birth control with candy and "he gets her pregnant" as her form of revenge.

What episode with the turtles?
Funny as fuck

Fuck I forgot they cut DD and GH out afterwards same for Japanese Hank never brought him back at all either.


Cotton is my hero dammit.

>IM A SKOAL MAN DOO DO DOO DO DOOO DO DOOOO

Anybody know the name of the episode where Dales prank calls the Federal Reserve and the receptionist greets him on the phone?

LMAO

He's clearly
C L E A R L Y
Buck Strickland's child

You fucking retards

the best episode is when Hank caught his mother and her partner having sex on the kitchen table, causing him to go blind. some real paternal emotive shit went down.

I tell ya I hate nancy its a beautiful day-yay

Sunday Sunday SUNDAY and saturday its the dallas mower expo opxe rewom sallad be there-ere as the biggest names mowers hedgers and clippers

Barely any interaction with Peggy at all.

I remember the episode, I watched KotH religiously. It's probably my favorite TV show ever.
Japanese Hank was good as a one off.
So Buck cucked Cotton too? GH and Bobby look identical.

>the episode where Dale loses presidency of the gun club
10/10

Exactly. Like, we know dark hair can skip a generation, which is how Joseph inherited the hair, skin, and eye colour of his Jamaican great grandfather, but blond hair can't do that.

>I hate Nancy

I'm pretty damn sure nobody says that.

>Episode when Hank wants to fuck her on a hot grill

Well Cotton was brunette in his youth too. Now I need to go look at Peggy's mom. I believe there were TWO different mothers for Peggy which bothers me A LOT.

That wasn't about Nancy it was about Hank wanting to fuck propane

both my parents have brown hair but i have blonde hair

when my dad was younger he had blonde hair though

Japanese Hank was a good one off but a line or a letter every now and then would have been perfect.

Whole episode about Cotton being buried in a memorial cemetery then they cremated him.

They fucked up.

Keep telling yourself that Hank

Yeah that's a good one. These two are the best ever:

1) Westie Side Story
2) High Anxiety Part 1 & 2

>my dad
You mean your mothers husband

QUICK EVERYONE IMITATE BOOMHAUER

Dingol dangul big guy diggul for yew mkay

Uh oh, cuckoldry detected.

>not falling asleep to the sweet sounds king of the hill

it's great

Hello. My name is Boomhauer. I'm not very good at typing, but I am learning.

Luanne's a natural blonde, right? So even if Peggy's parents aren't blonde (I think Doc might have been, given how white his hair is), we know at least one of them carried the gene, to pass it on to Hoyt and Peggy.

Was High Anxiety the one where he meets a guy just like him nd has to go to anger management classes?

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Nah it's the two parter where he gets high by accident and thinks he's murdered the girl Buck was having an affair with!!! It's so funny in so many ways. It's hilarious watching straight-laced Hank try to deal with that situation.

Why the fuck did I lose it to this.

Debbie!

She shoots herself when she climbs in the dumpster like an idiot.

>not watching the true kino that is aliantos

he changes the whole tone of the show

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Same.
Yeah, it was so good, that even with two episodes, I was sad to see it resolve so quickly.

DUSTY OLD BONES, FULL OF GREEN DUST! Hahahaha... Old MAN!

Whole episode about Cotton story being shotty so he's scrutinized out of being buried in a memorial cemetery then Peggy helps him and they just cremated him for no fucking reason after making a point of it in that episode.

I'm not the only one who noticed this right?

>tfw no cadillac car

>the episode where they burn down the fire house

>Dang it Caleb!

That episode is our future but worse...

I hope Connie and Bobby end up together

Ace Attorney KoTH.

>That episode where Hank gets addicted to watching porn and finds his way out of paying a massive late fee.

i always related to hank because i also have a narrow urethra

>Hope

Have you finished watching KoTH?

>That episode when Joseph almost cucks Bobby

Pottery

Holy fuck more gold. KotH is the gift that just kept on giving, for 13 immaculate seasons.

That was another episode I was sad resolved so soon. It was such a hilarious concept.

from what I remember they break up but they end up being friends right?

Dude they fuck in the motel.

I hate Peggy but her saying she was pregnant from kidnapping Lupe in court is the funniest shit.

I don't like Peggy but I enjoy every episode of KoTH regardless.

Hello, this is Mr. Big

(Hank is...) Breaking Bwah'd - King of the Hill YouTube Poop (YTP ...

Pure pottery

What was the context behind Mr.Big again?

>Episode where Hank is so retarded he doesn't realize he is a pimp

I don't like Peggy's personality, but I enjoy her as a character.

In terms of personality, Peggy strikes me as self-important and self-absorbed, narcissistic and overemotional, immature and petty.

Remember she got pissed because Bobby was doing better at tasks around the house than she was?

ALABASTAR

Durhamrockerz was a god

Was that when he joined home ec?

Episode when Peggy gets swindled by a con artist then cons him back with retarded Jimmy who works at a horse track.

Yeah that's the one... Peggy is a real childish bitch. The sex feet episode was fantastic though.

Her foot size is actually circus freak tier. I find it unrealistic that there was a store carrying her shoe size in women's styles. Or was that the tranny store, I hardly remember which eppy is which.

I don't recall tranny store but I remember the fetish episode. Peggy is actually retarded, makes me wonder what she taught those kids for Via Con Dios actor's kids.

Paddling Peggy is pretty funny imo.

>You hit me

Dooley is so funny with how stoic he is.

>mfw Rusty Shackleford was a real person

>Careful Hank. Alabaster may be little but he's tough.
>No offense but he's from Oklahoma

>How much you want for that jasper brunette?

>That's my wife

>Worst mistake a pimp can make is marrying one of his hoes

What happened to Tammy? She was nice and pretty to boot.

Guys i wanna watch king of hill and i dont know where to start there is so many seasons

Blonde is recessive.

Dont ever talk to me or my son ever again

Start from the beginning obviously.

>He's my boy he ain't much but he's all I got!

Bobby can be a little asshole but it's funny when he is.

Usually starting at season one is a good choice.

>hey kotton, these are our japanese neighbors
>HES NOT JAPANESE, hes laotion

did the KOTH character got their names changed in your respective countries?

here in argentina (latin america)

Hank Hill: Héctor Reyes
Bobby: Beto
Peggy: Peggy
Dale Gribble: Diego Gómez
Luanne: Lola
Bill: Blas
Boomhauer: Benavides
John Redcorn: Sancho Mazorca

I wish they had more interactions.

Ripping on Hank and Hank's wife would've been the best shit

WTF man I thought names stayed the same in some languages.

I can't comprehend this at all.

>Bill: Blas

I need to know each side character name also.

Susinoosinphong.

I probably got it wrong but I tried

French canadian here. They were here too

Hank Hill: Henry Hill
Bobby: same
Peggy: Paulette
Dale Gribble: Dan Grenier
Luanne: Johanne
Bill: Boule
Boomhauer: Papineau
John Redcorn: John Septgrains

They also changed the name of the cities and all the pop culture references. I guess the concept was to show that the ''rednecks'' are everywhere. Not just in texas

>Hank could have fucked Debbie and Buck's wife
>Buck's wife would have made Hank regional manager