High as fUCK, let's pull some tarot cards. Ask a question and i'll pull 3 cards for ya. Up to you to fuckin' look up what they mean or interpret yourself or whatever that's more work than I feel like doing but it's Christmas so i'll give back minimally while i'm awake.
Also here's cheeto dick.
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Fuck it, its Christmas
Does she love me?
Merry Christmas user
Ace of Swords, King of Cups, The Devil.
Good luck buddy.
Sounds like I'm gonna need it...
Merry Christmas anyway user
Waht will happen when we met tomorrow
Do i fuck her or her slightly uglier friend that likes me more,b tw i've got no idea what cards mean
10 of Cups, 6 of Wands, Page of Cups
Apparently rad shit, user. Looking forward to it.
what sort of person will i become in the future?
Merry Christmas to you man
Your doing God works
Queen of Pentacles, King of Wands, 8 of Pentacles.
Go with the one that'll make you smile.
The High Priestess, Knight of Swords, Queen of Cups.
Don't rush into anything, you'll fuck yourself.
Will this triad relationship that my gf and I have just entered in to work out?
That doesnt help much but thank amyway
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How am I doin?
Should I blaze even though I'm sick ?
Will my projects work, dear magic OP ?
Two of Cups, Queen of Wands, 8 of Cups.
Consider how nice it may seem now versus whether it'll be as fun later down the road.
yes, tarot cards are not needed for this question
The High Priestess, Wheel of Fortune, The Hermit.
Only you know, dude.
Page of Swords, 2 of Pentacles, 6 of Cups.
Regardless, blaze that shit and hack it up in the shower.
Tell me if theyre inverted or not
WIll my love life improve over the next 21 days?
7 of Cups, 3 of Wands, King of Cups.
Don't last minute that shit, plan and prep it all.
Surprise me OP
Should I stay with my girlfriend
The Hierophant, 6 of Cups, The Devil.
Ech.
I wasnt asking for another but lets see what that is anyway
Though, can you tell me how my partner is doing?
King of Swords, 5 of Cups, Ace of Pentacles.
You'll get something out of bad times.
Has anyone ever been as far as decided to go do even look more like ?
will Donald Trump die before his first term is over?
kek
The Tower, King of Wands, 8 of Swords.
DON'T START A BUSINESS.
What will become of Western society?
will i keep my job? im in the verge of losing it.
if tarot tell if inverted, and thanks in advance mighty witchanon.
all i want is adventure
am i the one?
Queen of Wands, Page of Swords, 4 of Wands.
YES. Couldn't emphasize yes more.
6 of Wands, Temperance, 6 of Swords.
Good, if you give them their space.
Were they all upright? Were any upside down?
6 of Pentacles, The Devil, 9 of Swords.
Too far, some would say.
Thanks OP, I will let them breathe. Lately I have been a bit all over them, but maybe that's related to me finding that deeper connection/purpose, eh? Just fucking love them so much. Sorry, hard to not talk about it : )
9 of Pentacles, 4 of Swords, 2 of Pentacles.
If we go down, at least it'll feel nice.
thanks guys, I really needed that extra motivation
have some cool music
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A lot more optimistic than I had hoped for actually
Page of Cups, The Hermit, The Hanged Man.
Figure out if you WANT to keep it, i'd say.
Also to AND you...
i'm a dunce and mightily blazed, I spaced on the inverted or not shit. I've got my deck all upright for now, I shuffle them completely if i'm doing more in depth readings but for now we're keeping it simple and easy to crank out for you guys.
Is it a pipe dream or legit
Justice, The Hanged Man, The Hermit.
Go forth and do what your heart tells you is right.
oh shit that combo hahaha you have to kill your boss or something wow
The question for me is "today or not today?"
do you pussy!
How will i progress financially and career wise this year?
Is AU-PR going to happen
I hope for happy times and prosperity for you both, Merry Christmas user.
Where is my life headed in terms of work/trade/skills. Am I going to branch off and do/learn other things? Will I be happy with what's to come?
What are the chances that I'm the chosen one and my decisions are actually going to have a big impact whether I want them to or not?
Does the serial killer ever escape? Please tarot card on this question. Also what chu high on?
WHOOPS I TOTALLY SPACED IT, my apologies on such an important matter.
The Empress, 10 of Wands, Knight of Swords.
Whatever happens, no one will be surprised.
will my throat get better next year?
will I be successful and enjoy my life
10 of Pentacles, King of Pentacles, 2 of Pentacles.
If it's loosey goosey, bail. Needs to be sturdy.
Doesn't this one mean that Trump is going to be Putin's wife.
Was my girlfriend telling me the truth about last night
The Sun, 8 of Swords, King of Wands.
I'd say wait?
>goosey, bail. Needs to be sturdy
nicely stated, thnx
Knight of Wands, High Priestess, The Emperor.
Enjoy things in the moment, plan for the future.
Probably the most truthful answer to this question that anyone could ever have been given
But OP, being high as fuck you should be able to tell their meanings so much better.
Please, would you open an exception and pull me 3 cards AND do the interpretation for me? Plox?
5 of Cups, Death, The Empress.
From death comes life and change.
No, I'd say if it's the 8 of swords then the edges won't touch me.
The sky is bright and the potential is real. Today is a day to be awake.
Getting high does not give superposers
5 of Swords, 2 of Cups, Queen of Swords.
If you see a clear opportunity for something new, grab it.
Sorry, forgot to make a question.
Am I gonna be OK by my own means?
Jesus fucking christ op. I wasn't expecting actual cheetos.
King of Swords, The Chariot, 9 of Pentacles.
Believe in yourself, it'll take you far.
The World, 2 of Wands, Ace of Cups.
Plausible.
Also, the fuckmate took bong duty all day. Christmas pot is always sweeter.
The Moon, Temperance, 6 of Wands.
I certainly hope so, user.
4 of Swords, The Hierophant, Judgement.
Keep it simple.
The Magician, The High Priestess, Ace of Swords.
Does the truth matter, or what you want to hear as truth?
Am I gonna go crazy?
thanks witchanon, is not easy but i guess in the end the answer is always the same.
Have a good and high christmas btw!
thank you kind sir
Strength, 7 of Cups, Ace of Wands.
I think you're probably ready to move from whatever or however your life is into something new, and you know you're ready, but you have a lot of preconceived notions of how it's going to be. Keep an open mind, life is weird and nutty. Just roll with it, see what's out there and let it lead you instead of trying to make it up on your own. You got this, user.
4 of Pentacles, Page of Wands, King of Cups.
You're ok, and you'll find comfort in being ok. Things are gonna be fine user, in time.
AND WITH THAT, I'M KNOCKING OUT FOLKS. It's been good, i'll be around. Keep an eye out for me, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays anons~
Will I have a happy new year?
THANKS OP!
Cheers! Merry Christmas user
Not knowing much about tarot, I looked into each of those cards. Reflecting on my current situation (dissatisfied but also hesitant to change, putting the interests of others before myself, being strongly rooted in what I believe, and the fact that my car got stolen a couple nights ago) I'd say you're absolutely right. Thank you so much for the reading.
God luck and good speed m80. Have some tits.
Will I ever become successful creatively or will I grow old in a job I don't like like everyone else?
awww yiss
is my aunt really gonna give me a fucking blanket for christmas?? its fucking texas, its only cold 7 days out of the year and when it is cold i just turn on the heater? why couldnt she just give me a vanilla visa card like every year, wtf diane??
this means that you have to become her primary caretaker before she will even consider you a potential mate, show her you have money, are well endowed, and capable of protecting her
Will I marry for the fourth time?
4th dude what happened to the other 3 holy shit
Good thread. Wut u high on??
same question as other user. does she love me?