YLYL: Christmas Special

YLYL: Christmas Special

Bringing out the best of what I've accumulated here over the last decade.

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Aww so cute

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that Kevin James is such a racist bastard....

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Does that dude in the background sitting on the couch have a hitler mustache?

Too soon?

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Annnnnd on that note, I'm outta here for awhile. Keep the thread alive, Sup Forumsros.

XD

Should i use half a stick of butter or the hole thing?

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

well, better reply then

Stop encouraging him

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Kys

Oh Christ, I'm watching The Drunken Peasants right now. Thanks for that TJ/banana individual situation.

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm..reply or you will...sniff...never have a girlfriend….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Ok

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die

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Fuck you

Wow Filthy Frank has hit a low..

Fag

Well shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=063wANsIjmE

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Damn damn damn

Got me

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Does anyone have a webm of a guy licking chickens vagina?

I'd like to see this also

kek

I made this for you all.

fuck

I know you've been here too long when I know exactly what you're talking about

sdfszxfvchnjkmhbfxcsz

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Sign me up!

Why not

I WILL NOT

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not taking any chances don't want to be alone forever already spend most of my nights worrying about that even though i don't have a hard time with girls i guess it's just a fear of never being able to connect emotionally with someone or falling in love with the wrong person

what happened

Based on the movie within a Simpsons episode

I have never seen this 1 before, is it new?

not newer than you.

H

Genetics

Kekekekkekekek

gotta b safe

OK got a pretty funny story that happened to me last week:
>be me
>21st birthday
>get home from work
>unlock door to my appartment
>all normal as usual
>birthday_fap.jpeg
>already open pants on way in
>suddenly friends appear everywhere
>tfw surprise party
>all scream in chorus: "reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

kek

Better safe than sorry.

ET phone home?

Fuck

2 off

Hey, that shit tastes good.

Wow nice one

Fuck you fuck boi

Shit

Feels

fucker

Thanks Lori

Might as well...

You got me this time fgt

replying in unision

oh

Aww fuck