What if you could have my wife for a night

What if you could have my wife for a night
What would you do?

tell her to lose weight and bleach her shit skin

i'd call her a cab and tell her to lose the weight

I'd hate fuck her

Take her out for coffee and let her unload the psychic pain in her marriage. She looks like she just wants to hold and and fall asleep with her head on my shoulder. OP is a lucky man. (Or at least I presume you're a man. My apologies is this is a gay marriage.)

make her swallow and gag on my cock until tear were running down her face before turning her over and fucking her long and hard in her fucking tight little ass hole until she loved it then pull out cream on her face and when im done shove my cock down her throat to make her clean it off

I'd have her deported

weed/netflix

Feed it

Have her pull me around town in a rickshaw

I'd throw her ass on a treadmill for hours everyday and feed her a low carb diet.

Pretty much just blowjobs where she would suck all the cum out of my cock and keep my cock in there for when I'm ready again.

OP must be an expat with a young fillpino or indo wife.

Pop a couple Viagra and tell her she gets 200 grand if I can manage to knock her up. Let her do the work, but it the jokes on her. I'm sterilized AND poor. The only thing she'll get out if it is a thick 6 inch cock and a pussy full of dick snot by morning.

Cut off trapdicc and fill that sweet boipussi with hot white mess. You're not fooling anyone OP

have her deported

I would put a collar and a leash on her and start beating and brutally fucking her all while referring to her as a monkey.

Fucking gross average Mexican girl Lamao

Start a fire.

I would breed her using dark magic, start an army of his kind and conquer all the middle earth to do my Lord's bidding.

Hail Sauron

I'm kek'd so hard with this.

Moar plz any boobs

I'd have her clean my house, do my laundry and iron my clothes. Then she can leave.

The voice of Christopher Lee sounded inside my head, that's magic, nigga!