I need your help Sup Forums. I'm going to hire a prostitute and I do not know how to act before having sex with them...

I need your help Sup Forums. I'm going to hire a prostitute and I do not know how to act before having sex with them, but to tell me that I'm pretty embarrassed. Someone could tell me how to act in this situation?

Open the door without a word or smile. Walk across the room, drop your trousers and wait for her to put her feminine dick in your ass. Thank her when she's done and spend the evening crying and remembering that uncle who's girth you can never quite forget.

Remember to kiss her softly to make her feel loved

I hired a prostitute once, it was one of the places outside of vegas. Just be honest with them, if you're a virgin then say it. They can accomodate, make note of if their backpage ad denotes that they take care of you. Remember, you're a paying customer, they'd be running out of customers if they made fun of you.

You're going to get herpes you know. Go to an amp

side question, how do you know which amps do happy endings? and how do you ask for it?

I need what to say and how much i should pay. I have pics of the hooker if anyone is intered

how did you learn about her?

If they advertise in shady places you are good to go.

Dude, you need to do some STD reading.

>I have pics of the hooker if anyone is intered
drop them

> pay
Ask he up front and asses Fri how long you want her or if possible check online where you found her.
> what to say
I wouldn't know, just be normal about it. Go about it as I'd you were gonna Fuck normally. Are you getting an escort or prostitute?

Look in a page of contacts and it was the one that looked better with what I could afford

Embarrassed? Nigga fuck that. You're paying for the pussy. That's alpha as shit.
Normally guys will have to invest money and countless hours into getting their dick sucked but you're jumping the queue.
It's your first game, first time on the plate and you just smacked that bitch out of the park. Home run on your first hit.
Shit is going to be messy and a little awkward but just have fun and don't take it seriously. Sex is only sex and not nearly as great as media (porn) makes it out to be.

Be friendly, pay upfront, state what you like and what you'd want to happen, do the deed, thank them, leave.

after you fuck them you gotta ask if they have aids or not

Oh ya, that tat wreaks of hep c. Have fun op...5 minutes of awkwardness followed by a life time of never having a gf because you are forever contaminated.

Kind of depends on the type of whore you're seeing and the location etc.

RULE #1: Leave ALL your valuables behind. Only take the money you are paying her with you. Do not take your watch, do not take your wallet. Do not take your credit cards. Just the cash you need to fuck her.

I'll assume you're going to her place. I'll assume you're getting a good whore, not some jaded rip off artist.

She'll greet you warmly to make you feel welcome. She might kiss you right away, maybe not. Just kind of follow her lead on that since this is your first time.

Say something nice like "so glad to see you". Discretely put the money on the nightstand or whatever.

She will probably keep things going with her script. She might come in and start kissing you, she might ask you to take a shower or offer you a shower. if she does, take it (see Rule #1 above - you don't need to worry about her going through your stuff while you're showering if you don't have any stuff to go through). You take the shower if she offers is that it means she prefer that you shower first because she doesn't know how clean you are or not.

If she's asian, she may want to start with a massage. I say always follow the script if you're a first timer.

Everyone knows what you're there for. You're the paying customer and the customer is always right. You can walk over and put your hands on her hips to break the ice. Unless she's some freak and has ridiculous rules you basically get access to her body. You get to touch her tits. You get to squeeze her ass. You get to play with her pussy, at least from the outside. Some don't want your fingers in them, especially Asians, especially in just a massage parlor setting.

Enjoy. Beware, it's an addicting hobby.

Just don't take your wallet. Or if she's coming to your house or hotel room, which really isn't the best idea to start with, have all your valuables in a very safe place and don't let her wander around unattended.

>after you fuck them
how new are you?

you asked them if they have aids way earlier, like, right after you kiss them

I fuck lots of hookers. At least 2 a week. I'm an American living in an asian country atm.
I've never caught an STD/STI. If you use protection/check the product before consuming, you'll be fine.
Don't talk too much, they don't want to hear it. Don't tip. You've already done that.
Don't believe what they say, because they're lying to you. That being said, don't get mad at them for lying. They're just being nice.
If you want them to leave and they won't, threaten to call the police. You're not gonna, but they're more scared of the police than you are.
If you want to do something like anal and they don't want to, you'll probably end up not doing it. Money helps, though. So does good condoms and KY.
However, the number one advice when it comes to prostitutes, is don't limit yourself. You're paying in a capitalist market where they're all trying to outdo each other. If you think a different whore is prettier than the one you have and you don't speak up/do something, you're gonna end up fucking the ugly one.

its rude to ask beforehand user

learn some fucking manners

faggot

that's why I said after you've kissed them

because you are on good footing then, and it's ok to ask

oh, and OP, Merry Christmas.

> alpha
> pay for sex

and yea, some people dont even pay and get sex for free

since when has anyone ever been interested in pictures of women on Sup Forums?

Faggot.

Fuck off. Shit or get off the pot. We don't need your attentionwhorebullshit. If you have a picture and want to post it, post it. Don't get people to beg for it.

FUCK OFF FAGGOT OP.

Please don't get trolled by these people op. Google STD from oral. STD from oral with condom.
You will get one op. I promise.

I go to a private house so there will be no problems. With the valuable things I have no choice but to carry the phone. Any advice on where to put it?

Where do you live? This girl is smoking hot.

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just put the phon ein your pocket. i won't see a whore unless I can verify her using review websites like tnaboard dot com or ecci. backpage is full of pimps and robs

oh, put the phone in your pocket...where the fuck else would you put it

Gross

virgin here who can probably fuck this whore.

am i just paranoid or are std/sti much more common. id hate to get one before my sex life starts.
> 20

AMP: Asian Massage Parlor

there are deeper meanings and flavors in some circles, but we'll just leave it at "massage parlor".

Find a site that reviews AMPS in your area. Rubmaps.com is one. There must be others. Find one that has critical mass in your location. Read the reviews to see if "extras" are offered.

If they do offer "extras" each place and each girl are going to have their own rules. Many places will allow "tug" only (hand job). Usually every girl has pretty similar basic menus (HJ only, HJ and BJ only, HJ BJ and FS (full service=fucking).

Respect the house rules and respect the girl's rules. You're just not going to get to fuck the girl if it's a hand job only kinda place.

If they ask what you want, that's a good sign. Usually means more than a hand job is offered. Best to answer with hand signals. If you want a blow job, point to your mouth with it open a bit in a circle. She'll know that means she blows you. If you want to fuck, do the thing with the two hands where you make a circle with one hand and you fuck that circle with a finger from the other hand.

Stepping back a bit, on a first visit they're probably going to ask questions to see if you're a cop. Be ready to answer basic questions like "what kind of work do you do?" You don't have to tell the truth, but you do have to have an answer ready to go. If you are evasive, they'll think you're a cop and you won't get offered any extras. Try small talk with them too, to help put them at ease. "how long have you worked here?" Since we're talking specifically about Asian massage parlors, you can ask when she came to America, if she likes it, when was the last time she went back home, etc.

Here's the secret handshake that will get you what you want. Drape your arms down off the table. When she comes within reach, gently touch her leg. This will tell you everything you need to know. If she stands there and lets you, extras are probably offered.

cont

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This is the whore

If you mess around with a hooker you will get one. Then that's it. What do you think for future partner is going to look like if you get an STD. Honey boo boos mom?

What are you going to do if you get an STD? An hero??

continuing...

so if she lets you touch her leg, she probaby offers extras. It's also your signal to her that you're not just some schmoe who walked in off the street because your back hurts. So if she lets you touch her leg do more of it. Start to let your hands wander. Work your way to stroking up higher on her leg. Again, she will either allow it or she will pull back or suddenly move. If she doesnt' allow it - extras are probably not offered. Don't be obnoxious and just keep groping. It's not a game of cat and mouse. If she's down, she lets you. If she doesn't let you, respect the woman.

Now that she has let your hands roam all over her legs you can go for the butt. Same rules still apply. If she lets you, you KNOW extras are available at the end. If she doesn't respect her.

While you're going the leg thing she will probably start doing simlar with you. Maybe a quick swat on your ass. Maybe getting really really really close to your package. Maybe even touching your package.

It's a dance. You give a little hint you want more. She gives a little hint that more may be available.

I'd just rather not deal with it.
You know?

She has been fucked by someone with every STD in the book at some time. Don't listen to me, look up the stats. She DOES have several. Which ones will you get?

How? By being celebrate or finding some trailer trash?

Great tits dude, nice face!

Do it,
For your safety:
1- Dont shave your balls and dick before fucking her
2- Bring your condom, you put it, you took it off ... not her
3- If you wanna suck pussy or butthole, cut a condom in a half and put it in the pussy and suck it
4- BE DIRECT, ask her about STD's, ask her when was the last time she checked, when, where, who made the test, what kind of test it is, asking directly you will find if she is lying ...

>BE DIRECT, ask her about STD's, ask her when was the last time she checked, when, where, who made the test, what kind o

My fucking god dude you expect integrity from a fucking hooker? Kys

I meant a whore. Not a prostitute or escort. Just some chick.

And you're being rather negative user.

looks like she could be fun.

Most important question: can you access reviews of her?

You should never see a whore unless you can read her reviews. Find a site that has ads and reviews together. nightshift.co and backpage are good.

You want to read the reviews because they'll help you avoid the bad shit out there including:

* pictures aren't her
* pictures are her, but really old, she's fat and ugly as shit now
* there is no girl at all, you'll be greeted by 5 guys who steal your shit and maybe rape your asshole
* she's just a bad whore, good times were not had by all
* she may have many rules (can't touch her face, won't kiss, won't let you touch her pussy)
* she may have a really bad atittude
* maybe bish is cray cray
* she might not offer what you want. Not all whores will blow you until you cum in their mouth. Whatever your thing is, you want to know it's on the menu before you go and waste your money

Well a whore may have been with what 20 guys? A prostitute could do that on a day.

Ya I am, it's a big deal. My cousin just got the hero from getting eaten out by a guy with oral herpes. She has it for life now.

Crazy man, you gotta think about the consequences...

It's worth the risk in that case but you gotta talk about it man. I'd rather ruin it by talking about it and visuly looking than fuck my shit up for life.

Go fuck her user.
You got good advice in this thread.
I'm going for new years

reverse image search pulls up spanish language ads in Puerto Rico.

if you're not in Puerto Rico, pix might be fake. Though some whores do travel the world.

See what I said about review sites above.

Believe it or not, there is much deception in the whore business. You often don't get what you think you're getting. That's why you only see well reviewed whores so you know what you're getting and whether she's jsut a fucking rip off.

Rip offs are so common, there's a name for them: ROB rip off bitch. Way too many ROBs out there. Find a way to get reviews. If you cant' get reviews on this whore, find a place with ads that do have reviews. Move on. Too good to be true? Probably is. 350 pound guy named Mongo instead who wants to steal your phone and rape your purty mouth.

Herp... Auto correct

Asking series direct and specific questions can help to know if she is lying, idk.. it is a technique that I usually do to know if someone is lying ...

Ya no....Those dead eyes will look right through you. She has to lie to her family you are garbage in her eyes.

>For your safety:
>1- Dont shave your balls and dick before fucking her

CORRECT. Big time. Shaved balls and dick are a huge gaping open hole, literally, for STDs to get in. People who shave have a 60% higher chance of catching an STD for that reason.

NEVER EVER have a fresh shave for a whore.

Worried what she'll think?

Fuck her. You're the customer. All she sees is green. This isn't a little coed you give a shit about what she thinks about you. This is a whore who wants your money and gives you sex in return. She knows the deal.

you get the herp, then you hero

It's 50 an hour. Is it worth it with this bitch?

yeah, that always puts them in the mood.

not saying user is wrong. you should do that. but don't expect her to be happy about it. don't expect to get a passionate session after. she'll be going through the motions all the while thinking how much she hates your rude ass and wants it to be done.

just saying

better game plan: use protection, be safe. it's very very very rare to get an STD while using a condom. (fits right, hasn't been in your wallet for 4 years. high quality)

Lol yep. Here's another little known tip. He had it on the mouth so he can never get it on the junk. She got it on the junk so she can never get it on the mouth. That's what the Dr told her and I looked it up, it's true.

So ya...She be this guy's slave until he's done with her....Then she'll have to find a dating site for diseased freaks I guess.

>t's very very very rare to get an STD while using a condom.
Wrong!

It's rare to get the blood ones. Very common to get the others.

>I meant a whore. Not a prostitute or escort. Just some chick.

Was this OP? What, you think she's not a prostitute?? you're wasting our fucking time?

fuck you faggot OP.

Reverse image search the pix. she's a prostitute type of whore.

> kiss
> prostitute
gtfo this site faggot

Post the ad homie.

faggot, it's very rare

I've fucked hundreds of whores. I've gotten blow jobs from hundreds of whores. I haven't gotten a single STD from a single whore.

Hate to scare you faggot, but I even banged some of them without a condom.

Hate to scare you faggot, but nearly every one who blew me, did it raw - no condom. I've blown my loads down hundreds of whores' mouths and not gotten a single STD.

So shut the fuck up with your scare shit.

Use common sense. Be safe. You'll be fine. Faggot is a fraidycat pussy

Don't worry. She is a professional. Just tell her that you are "inexperienced" and need some help. She will know what to do. Treat her right, and enjoy the sex!

>Sup Forums - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Don't be trolled by this fresh new meme op. Do your research

Don't judge a book by it's cover. There are some pretty nasty-looking women who can give you some pretty awesome sex, because they do this for a living.

>Very common to get the others.

what others (non-blood bourne) faggot? crabs? nothing is going to keep you from getting crabs and she isn't going to tell you she has them.

The herp? while it is theoretically possible, it is highly highly highly improbable under all normal circumstances. If you get the herp with a condom on, shit was going down - she had an active outbreak that minute, there was a tear in the condom (see what I said about using a good, reputuable condom in good condition), you had just shaved your dick and gave plenty of openings for minute amounts of virus to infect your skin).

Just tone it the fuck down Sparky.

I'm saying be safe and you will be safe.

She's very pretty, user. I'm actually kinda jealous.

If you have to take your phone, you'll be fine, just be aware of it and if you think she's up to something shady.

Like if she gets you naked then tells you to go take a shower she might be trying to separate you from your valuables. If that happens just grab your pants and take them into the bathroom with you.

If it's a total ROB situation where there is no girl and instead it's a guy with a gun, you're going to get your phone stolen. That's why I never take anything more than I need to fuck her.

Speaking of phones, don't use your "real" phone to call a whore. Get a burner phone. $20 at any discount store. You use the burner phone to call whores. That keeps them from searching you, keeps them from texting you when your wife sees it and wonders why "Tootsie wants to suck your dick again".

People in the hobby call it their "hobby phone".

>Statistically significant reduction.

Quite reassuring. You're right user. Technically there is demonstrably less likelihood youll end up permanently diseased with genital warts or herpes. Party time.

yes, do your research and you will find that if you wear a condom and practice common sense safe sex you're probably not going to get an STD.

user is tripping.

see

look, if you're afraid of the STDs, don't do the deed. End of story.

if you want to frequent whores, use common sense and be safe.

Sorry, I'm not OP.
Just another fag asking.
I doubt she's been with 20 guys, maybe 7.
But I'm sorry to hea man. Really my only reason for lack of sex is that. Afraid of life long commitment to stds

Thank you user and thank you all Sup Forums for your advice. Merry Christmas to all!

What can I tell ya? Condoms do fuck all for several incurable diseases....Just find a gf man...One you've been together for a while it'll be cool to talk about.

If you are going to be the guy that fucks whores you are going to be the guy with the STD.


Don't listen to these ignorant faggots. Do your reading. Misery loves company.

if you want a 0% chance of getting an STD, just have 0 secks.

this is good advice here, and I'll add to it. If you can't afford to pay for P411 and/or TER, then you can't afford good hookers who pride themselves on staying clean.

Second this motion except for banging hookers with no condom. I know lots of guys do it, and for the ones you pay good money for it's less risk, but FUCK THAT MAN. To each his own I guess.

Bare back blowjobs all day, way too fucking rare to get STD from a BJ

Just because you don't like the advice doesn't mean it's not valid. He's giving good feedback, you're posting from the basement.

well youre not wrong.
maybe i shoudl give it a shot.
thanks ankn

I went to the website and there's a couple near me does this mean they all at least give handjobs

LOL til the wife finds the burner.

I just use google voice to keep that shit separate, less likelihood of being found, same level of security (other than physical phone).

yes, but it may take you going a few times before they'll open up. You have to get them 100% comfortable that you're not LE.

Try leaving your work badge (if you have one) casually laying on your clothes so they see it when they walk in, leave a bit of cash sticking out of your pants pocket on the chair, that kind of thing.

Not overt but leaving signs that let them know you know whats up.

Good luck user. I don't do the parlors, I can afford the good stuff on P411 and TER and I travel so I can't waste time with pleasantries.

>After you kiss them

Are you a fucking degenerate?

You ask them way earlier, like, after you make eye contact with them

No one would tell lies on the internet...

Do some reading.

If you're are destined for wizard mode do whatever I guess. But if you have a chance for a decent future you are insane to stick your dick in any hooker hole covered or not. Fact.

>but I even banged some of them without a condom
>Use common sense
Ok

Escorts (at least actual professionals) are much less likely to have an STI/STD than some random at a club.

This is their career. They can make a few hundred dollars an hour just by spreading their legs. If they get something and can't work, that's a lot of potential income. And no, they won't just work anyway, if some guy gets the hep from them and word gets out in the community, she's pretty much done.

A good professional escort will always be careful about that shit. They're not making you wear a condom for your protection, it's for theirs.

You are living in fantasy land. These girls are all drug addicted train wrecks. No normal person has ever chosen that profession.

you have to read the reviews and comments. rubmaps keeps a lot of it blocked, but you should get a sense of what's going on. if there are 30 reviews for 30 girls at a massage parlor on rub maps, it means you'll get at least a hand job. You will see very few reviews if there are no happy endings.

Also, rubmaps classifies a places as "Erotic" or "Non-erotic" Non-erotic means just that. No happy endings ever. "Erotic" means you'll get at least a happy ending.

"Comments" are free on rubmaps. Read through them and you;ll get good info for free.

good point. I keep it in my car and say it's an emergency phone in case I'm stuck and don't have a phone for any reason. "it's only $20 - good to have a backup". she bought it.

used to keep shit like that in the compartment in my SUV that the jack and other shit was in. She never drove my car and would never open that up. no guarantees in life, but it worked.

You made my Christmas. Bless you user

You watch too many movies. Plenty of girls get into it for the money. Maybe if you're talking about 50.00/hr slags off BP, sure. Good, high-end call girls? Nope.

Is that really what we are talking about user...Or are we talking about backpage here?

Well, for me it's high-end girls. I would personally never see a girl that was less than 150/hr and either works for a reputable agency or gas her own, professional-looking website.

Dude, those $150 girls are total train wrecks.

Not really. And that's my absolute baseline. Most of the girls I see regularly are considerably more than that.

Read about how ubiquitous STDs are in the porn industry. These people don't have 1% of the partners a hooker does and they are thoroughly tested.

and a Happy New Year!

Yup. And after they get spit out the bottom of the porn industry with an STD they end up as hookers.

I am aware, but it's a very different situation. Hell, one of my regular girls actually did porn for a while and quit specifically because of the STD issues and because they wouldn't let her fuck covered. It's not hard to stay clean if you're able to self-regulate and are responsible.

Right user...You're special. You've found only the clean hookers.

Then explain why in the over 10 years I've been doing this, I've never caught so much as a cold from any of these girls.

>Sup Forums - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
LARP

Last year we made anons put their phone in the microwave. This year we tell them hookers don't have STDs. Oh the lulz

Sure. Tons of guys fuck escorts regularly and never get anything, but yeah, I'm a troll. Cool.

Not true.