Where is Merry Jizzmas 2016?

Where is Merry Jizzmas 2016?

He died

Really?

no fucking way

You mean this.

yup, dehidration is a bitch.

I hope he got some help tbh...

He cums on the 26 of December

Boxing day. Look on the timestamps, retard.

elaborate...

He lost most of that collection because of his (now) ex-girlfriend. I hope he makes a cumback.

yall know that he didnt cum last year, right?

Filthy whore couldn't help but chug all that?

It doesn't have to be the real him you could become him if you just had a little dedication

lol i have actually thought about doing that

Can someone do one of those "1000 Degree
Knife Challenge" on one of those jizz bottles?

He realized Sup Forums was just a bunch of unfunny, uninteresting edgelords and stopped visiting. Not sure where he is now.

How is that a challenge? Why do people just jam challenge at the end of everything?

There's enough material there to start your own
Jizzumnasium

"Ams dat Jenkem?"

I don't live alone, and the people who live with me wouldn't like my cummies going into long term storage bottles instead of theyr mouths

"Fo' Shizzle Muh Jizzle!"

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Yea, he got caught by his wife and probably got rid of it. If he comes back it wont be anywhere near the same volume.

Its not tomorrow yet faggot