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The Greater London area is currently about level with the Paris Metropolitan Area as the metropolitan area in the European Union with the most skyscrapers. As of 2016, there are 18 skyscrapers in London that reach a roof height of at least 150 metres (492 ft), with 19 in Paris (compared to 15 in Frankfurt, eleven in Warsaw and five each in Madrid and Milan).

just remembered the time some weird lad from my highschool contacted me over facebook chat saying he knew a secret about my brother

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HATE the left

THE SHART

hate all english people. they are smug cunts who think they're superior just because they have more people to back them up. but they actually despise the fact that they have so many people and instead want negative migration. wtf

Hello my British friends, I would like to know how you feel about Brexit?
Are you worried about your future, or do you see it as a liberation from EU opression?

Id give my left nut just to smell dormer's meat ring

genuinely reckon I could do a Jamie Vardy if I put my mind to it

my gf

Started doing kegels to improve the elasticity of my arsehole, getting a bit loose with all the bumming.

You have no idea what you are talking about

Yes, everyone is the same. I wish things were that simple.

need an ancient greek gf

my first 4 days of high school i accidentally stapled my hand every one of those 4 days

When people say they're not allowed to offend what do they mean? I see right wingers say it a lot these days, what are they being stopped from saying?

LMAOing at my own life

>As of June 2016, the entire city (including metropolitan suburbs) has 35 buildings that rise at least 150 metres (490 ft) in height
>his city has only 18 skyscrapers

I see it as an opportunity to develop a more protectionist economy. I don't really see the eu as "oppressive" because i don't think there is any malicious intent

these days mate you say you're english you'll be arrested and thrown in jail

>England pulls us out of the eu
Not usually a fan either lad but apparently they have more sense in that regard

i remember watching a documentary on how the greeks did that figure hugging material effect on their sculptures

bored the arse off me

>protectionist economy
>opportunity

Hmmmmm

Thats interesting. I always thought UK saw itself as a center of trade. So I am pretty suprized that some Brits support protectionism

I don't see it as a liberation and i'm not worried

It was obvious there would be various economic impacts but I still voted leave because I would rather be independent, and because the current British establishment and media REALLY wanted us to remain

sad how shit Paris is now

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>Pacquiao and Khan to fight in April

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hmm?
that's a terrible decision though, made easier just because they are the dominant side of this union so have the feeling of being big and strong.

>I always thought UK saw itself as a center of trade
I think a lot of people (particularly in the middle classes) do, they think that there is no way free trade could poorly effect us. I disagree

but you know that around 50% of your foreign trade is with EU, right?
How comes Brexit doesn't worry you, since such a big percentage of your trade might be at stake

katy perry has nice chebs lads

For me, it's aeropress

We don't really have anything to be protectionist about.

To redevelop lost industry would take billions of pounds of government investment and that's not gonna happen.

No idea what's gonna happen, the EU never bothered me before, doubt much will change in my day to day life after we leave.

why do they force us to live

Before every post, I take deep hits of gaseous cocktails comprised of 78% N2 and 21% O2. A long-revered elixir of life.

myself on the right

>For me, it's aeropress

who the fuck are they?

A lot of old people think the rest of the world will be lining up to do some super trade deals with us when we leave.

Considering the Chinese and Indians have already told us to fuck off I'd say it's not going according to plan.

Anyone hoping the yanks will give us some deal should realise the Americans will never sign anything in which they don't come out massively on top, they don't believe in mutual benefits.

Nah mate it's not. Short term economically it's risky but long term it needs to be done. Scotland voted against because they're perpetual contrarians and NI voted against because we rely on gibs from the eu (and sf stirred up border concerns)

I would like to put the breaks on further loss of industry, I know no one is going to re open the mines or anything

gonna miss the fucking cup final because the gf wants to spend quality fucking time

FUMING

but isn't it true that both Tories and UKIP support more of a neoliberal and free-trade approach?
It just seems to me that the forces that pushed for Brexit dont really support protectionism

watching some footage

People who voted Brexit are low class runts with nothing to lose.

Ah yes, because the Leave campaign was not at all led by establishment figures.

arse

DOLLY NO

Any lads itt staying up for Oscars?

yeah I knew that

we will get SOME kind of deal with Europe, as has been said before they would much rather still be trading with us than not

we were effectively told that if we voted leave the day after brexit our country would go into huge recession, but I dont think that anybody wants that either side of the channel

neck yourself tarquin

literally the average person

>having a civil discussion about brexit
>this mong has to show up
please go to another thread x

What industry. We don't really have any mega manufacturing conglomerate type companies like the Germans, Americans or Japanese to protect.

will it just be darkies going aboo aboo my skin colour doesn't grant me pizes

winner of The Voice Australia 2014 will be performing for Denmark at Eurovision
bloody outrage it is

how are they forcing you to live?

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Yeah that's why it's good craic

HATE the left. Hate foreners. Hate Muslims. Hate pikeys. Hate wogs. Hate refugees. Hate pakis. Hate Hillary. Hate gays and poofs.Hate special needs lads. Love the pub and football.

This was one of the cock ups of the remain campaign, they should've said you won't feel the effects right away but in the long term we'll be worse off. Not predict armageddon for the week after the vote, total retards.

how do I talk to a girl at work

agriculture, we also have some manufacturing industry. I also think that making our economy more protectionist would mean that someone who wants to manufacture something which will be sold in britain will be more likely to build the factory in britain as it would make more economic sense than paying large import tariffs

it seems like you have a rather negative outview of the future.
Well, maybe you guys can join the EEC, preventing the worst.

This thread is fake news.

the gf is making fun of my facial hair

Ah yes a falseflag

nah scotland wants to be a part of a larger superpower. england wants to be regional power and usa's lapdog

Wonder how long before Mo Farah pops for doping.

They did say that though, any short term predictions were all based on the immediate triggering of article 50.

the tories yes, UKIP sort of (they can broadly be divided into two camps, the old tories who left the conservative party and the newer, trump-style right). However, regardless of the motivation of the brexit campaign itself, brexit was necessary to make protectionism possible in future

>People who voted Brexit are low class runts with nothing to lose.
I find this notion quiet funny. Because even the lower class in Britain lives much better than most people in the world. And when shit hits the fan, the poor people are the ones who are gonna suffer the most

sure, you will get some sort of deal, and if not, you can trade to WTO tariffs.
But imagine you suddenly get 5% tariff on 50% of the goods you import. That would hit you pretty hard, both as consumer and as a enteprize relying on importing parts

Honestly don't want to be part of a """superpower""" if it means unfettered migration

merely an incredible athlete mate, no PEDs involved, just like are Usain

Hardcore Brexiteers don't want to join the EEC, they're deathly afraid of immigration so anything that might lead to freedom of movement is a no no.

Don't know why, I'd rather live on a street full of well behaved Europeans than a street filled with people like

you know exactly

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I mean tbf literally all athletes at the olympic level are probably on PEDs. Doesn't change the fact that he is still an amazing athlete

Found out today that more people live in Wolverhampton than Australia

55% of UK farming income comes from EU CAP funding. In what way will they be able to compete after leaving the EU?

>Well behaved """""Europeans"""""
Yes that is definitely who will be migrating here

Poor people used to have much more money and stuff, a lot of the way things have gone is down to government policy but that's the last thing anyone in this country blames.

Wonder if the cunts in sports like shooting are on them

Dunno about your area but where I am the Euros are definitely better on average than a lot of the locals.

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there is nothing wrong with migration it's a meme policy advanced by populists careerists like farage who don't give a fuck about this country

Workmates and friends tell me I'm smart but I feel like a real fucking dumbass

Yeah, I heard that both your media and your politicians love to use EU as a scapegoat

well, but a trade deal with EU would probably take about 10 years. And staying meanwhile without any sort of trade deal with EU would be financial suicide. The only realistic option I see is UK entering EEC, saying "we stay in it until we get a trade deal with EU, then wea leave the EEC"

probably on adderall or something

why would i destroy my pineal for some fucking celebrity circlejerk

hollywood is vapid cultural poison
award shows are self serving cringey shite

bin the lot of it, STOP watching tv, STOP engaging with the culture that is designed to shatter your mind

thinking about writing a diary and scattering the pages in random locations

I have some magic beans to sell you

eating ben n jerries for brekkie x

Objective reality is the biggest meme of our time

its a ruse

really annoying that they put the edition in the title of /heem/

cant filter the bugger

workmates think i'm a genius because i knew what the capital of sierra leone is

people tell me I'm smart but I say "I'm just good at sounding smart I'm not actually that smart" but truth be told I actually am really smart