I noticed that there is a lot of confusion about Germany and current German politics on Sup Forums

I noticed that there is a lot of confusion about Germany and current German politics on Sup Forums.

So if you have any non meme questions regarding Germany, ask away and I (and maybe other Germans) will answere them to the best of my knowedge

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- Your opinion about Italy and italians?
- Do you prefer northern or southern italians? I've seen many germans obsessed (kind of pathological love) with both our North (Lignano, Jesolo, Grado, Liguria, etc) and our south (Napoli and Sicily often)

Personally, I think Italy is the best mediterrane country by far.
And I strongly prefere northen Italians, since they have more similar values to Germans, are more productive than the South, while still having the typical Italian warmth, in contrast to the German coldness

Not the original italian user of the previous questions, but here (central Italy) we have the stereotype that south or southwestern germans as Bavarians or people from Baden are more friendly and open minded than ''teutonic baltic'' germans, but i ALWAYS experimented the opposite in every single trip i made in you country. Plus, in Munchen there isn't a single drop of nightlife... how's possible? In Kreuzberg or Mitte you have clubs and bars everywhere!

I think it really depends. I would argue that Bavarians are pretty friendly in general, but Munich is a rather conservative city, and Munich people are kind of stuck up.
Meanwhile, cities like Berlin are much more international and people there have less problems with approaching strangers.
And while Munich has its own nightlife, it is not nearly as much as in Berlin, because, once again, the latter is more international and multicultural

There's no "confusion". German politicians and journalists can and do make anti-German statements on a regular basis without stirring up social controversy. Germany is probably the only country where loathing or hating the people you represent is socially accepted and, given the authority and influence these people have, encouraged.
see de.pluspedia.org/wiki/Deutschfeindliche_Zitate_von_Prominenten
Munich is full of brown people as well, and I don't talk about the natives here. Stop telling people that Bavaria is somehow a conservative paradise.

Halt dein Maul du dummer Hurensohn wenn du dich net auskennst. München ist liberal wie Sau, schau dir mal an welche Partei den Bürgermeister stellt. Außerdem sidn 50% der Münchner Ausländer

I would appreciate if we could talk in English, so our foreign friends can understand what we talk about.
And you cant seriously argue that Munich is as liberal as Berlin or Hamburg, for example. People in Munich are much more conservative and stuck up than in other big German cities

Not OP, but personally I prefer the south(but I have to admit that I've only been to sicily, in the south), because it seems to be more traditional. In general I'd say germans still like italy, even if you always kick us out of football tournaments and our media shills against you because "muh poor refugees in Lampedusa and muh economy".

Do you have knowledge of the kingdoms and families which existed in your areas before 1919? Eg.Schamburg-Lippe, Saxe-Anhalt, Baden, Bavaria etc

have you ever had mexican food? would you be willing to take our mexicans instead of the muslim refugees? Can you hitlerspeak for me plz?

Is speaking Regional languages still common?
Europe is currently facing a bout of populism and political distrust in that many are electing outsiders why is Germany not following in this new trend?

I am from Bavaria and we have some knowledge about Bavarian kings, especially about Ludwing II.
Also, I went to school with the daughter of the local lord who owns a castle in our village

>have you ever had mexican food?
yes, love it, since i really enjoy mexican food

>would you be willing to take our mexicans instead of the muslim refugees?
Yes. I dont really understand why Americans are so strongly against christian immigrants who speak an european language

YCan you hitlerspeak for me plz?
we dont do that anymore, friend

>politics on Sup Forums.

good thread

Is the West/East religion division still strong?

>Maul du dummer Hurensohn
t. Achmed vom Hasenbergl

Unfortunately not. Low German for example has an official status in some states but when people speak it, it's usually just their German dialect minus some High German sound shifts, that's why many people don't even consider it a seperate language anymore.

>yes, love it, since i really enjoy mexican food
There are mexican restaurants in your village? what dishes have you tried?
>same reason we hated the irish, the polish, the greeks, the russian, and so on, and so on. They don't bring shit when they get here.
>we dont do that anymore, friend
God dam it. All I wanted was a vocaroo hitler rant.

>There are mexican restaurants in your village? what dishes have you tried?

There are a few. The majority of them are Mexican meme food restaurants, like Asian restaurants in America

I would disagree with the other German. I come from a region of Bavaria called Oberpfalz, and there people speak a very strong dialect, so normal Germans are having trouble understanding us.

>Europe is currently facing a bout of populism and political distrust in that many are electing outsiders why is Germany not following in this new trend?
I would say the biggest reason is that AfD is currently caught in inside fight, between the more realistic rightwing and full blown nazis. For many people, myself included, people like Höcke are simply unelectable

what is the population on your village? and what do you do for fun besides local farm herd shagging.

How can I get a qt turkish gf to spy on me for sultan erdogan

I would argue it is much weaker than just 10 years ago. So while there is still some divison left, it seems to dissapear over time

It depends on the region. In the cities it's not that common to speak with a dialect, but mainly the bavarians and the people from the rhine area have dialects that are somewhat relevant in everyday life. The dialect they speak in Berlin and the saxon one are maymays.
So to conclude, there are only a few people left that speak their dialects, but it also depends on the area how often these dialects are used. Have some Music from cologne, it's carnival here.
youtube.com/watch?v=VF6p-BGQcl4

youtube.com/watch?v=Ypp5dLiohlY

youtube.com/watch?v=t6xf_cVwi8w

Is there support for a restoration. The last King wasnt forced out by Bavarians but by the extremely republican new German government

When i was a little kid germany was seen as Industrial overlord and where the rivers of honey and milk flows.I mean even you have not any skill if you are decent human being you can go there work and have average life there but nowadays is it same or finding job there is getting hard.

Wrong, there was a coup in Bavaria lead by left-wingers, the German government wasn't involved.

lol know
if somebody suggested it, people would see it as a joke

Thank you for your kind words. And I would say that in current year, unemployment is on a record low

The coup was quickly put down though,the king survived it, the German government was involved in forcing the King to abdicate afterwards

It nearly happened after WW2, you celebrate Oktoberfest every year- which is about celebrating the Bavarian monarchy,is it so ridiculous?

Are you krauts being cuckolded by 6 millionen nigger rapefugees liberal terrorist globalist mudslimes and poles? What do little kraut girls do when they go out in the streets in this situation?

it has simply nothing to do with the reality of Bavarian people. What would even be the point? Bavaria doesn't really need a powerless, representative figurehead, since it is already a member of Germany

Why is Germany inferior to the Netherlands?

>The coup was quickly put down though,the king survived it, the German government was involved in forcing the King to abdicate afterwards
what kind of alternative history is that? the king of bavaria was the first to be deprived of his power after the social democrats under kurt eisner forced him to abdicate and declared the free state of bavaria. kaiser wilhelm was sitll in power at the time. the bavarian soviet republic happened later.

I am going to finish food engineering (Lebensmitteltechnik) and I just wanted to ask,is there any chance for me to find there job.(sorry for too specific question)

Schultz is currently the only competitor with Merkel for dominance over Europe. What's Schutlz' opinion on immigration and the rapefugee crisis? I can't really find a lot of (reliable) information on this in Germany. Or is Schutlz intelligent enough to simply not say out loud how much of an arab loving faggot he is?

it isn't, otherwise it wouldn't be called netherlands

>What's Schutlz' opinion on immigration and the rapefugee crisis?
Schulz and Merkel have pretty much the same stance on refugees.

I am not too sure to be honest. I have no idea how hard or easy it is for Turkish working migrants to apply for job in EU. Maybe Erodags deal with Merkel might help you there

He believes in everything Merkel believes in, but he's also a socalist so to add to that he would most likely destroy the German economy.

mind as well pick merkel then if the social issues are fucking same.

Thanks for answering

>so to add to that he would most likely destroy the German economy
I can see two scenarios for Europe, and strangely enough these are both the best case scenario and the worst case scenario.

Best case scenario: France elects Le Pen. France will become more Atlanticist in focus as Germany destroys itself and the EU falls.

Worst case scenario: France elects Macon, the Big Two of Europe are now both led by socialists who think there's literally nothing wrong with Merkel's policy. Europe will burn and its leaders will pretend nothing is wrong.

What's most Germans view on US and Russia?

Hard question.
I would say that with Trumps election, Germans became much more sceptical and distrustful of USA.
And while Germans are scpetical and distrusftul towards Russia aswell, we dont see Russia necessary as enemy, unlike Eastern Europeans do, and I think most Germans genuinly want better relations with Russia

The North isn't so different from Germany in term of work ethic life and mentality... the South is still traditional especially Sicily and Calabria... Calabria is 98,5% italian but poor compared to 65-70% of rich Lombardy

What's wrong with Merkel's policy? Literally all of northern europe was shilling for her just a couple of years ago against evil Greece and debts southerners.

Merkel has no plans herself, she just follows the plans of American thunk tanks.

Master? Öyleyse belki birşey bulursun.
Ama iyi almanca konuşman lazım.
Burada Lebensmittelchemie, Chemieingenieurwesen etc. gibi bölümler var. O yüzden rekabet bayağı güçlü olabilir.

Regional Identity and tradition

>To date, however, no member of the house of Wittelsbach has ever formally declared renunciation of the throne. On the other hand, none has ever since officially called upon their Bavarian or Stuart claims. Family members are active in cultural and social life, including the head of the house, Franz, Duke of Bavaria. They step back from any announcements on public affairs, showing approval or disapproval solely by Franz's presence or absence.

Eisner forced him out, then gommunists took over, then government maintained abdication

As an American who lived in Germany it frsutrates me to no end how the Germans have this self-hating complex even when they are one of the objectively best countries in the world. Deutchland uber alles is an objective fact.

>What's wrong with Merkel's policy?
It's the closest to an open door policy you can get without violating EU and national law. "Wir schaffen das" remember? And worst of all, she's now trying to get the rest of Europe to accept their "fair share". If Macon is elected, he will copy her rhetoric, which means that we might see a more "vibrant" and "diverse" Europe rather soon.

But isn't she supposed NOT to be an Atlanticist ()
stooge? Are the shills (Le Pen, Wilders, Frauke, etc) now the european patriots and Merkel, Hollande, the EU and etc the Big Atlantic American Cock semen slurpers?

The Internet is so confusing

Well, we are scared that rising German nationalism could lead to ugly stuff like 1933-45 happening again

>But isn't she supposed NOT to be an Atlanticist ( (You))
>stooge?
Anti-globalist doesn't mean anti-Atlanticist per se. With France under Le Pen (should it happen, which I hope it does) isolating itself from the self-destructive entity that is the EU, then America, Britain and Russia become natural allies. Not because someone wants to suck someone else's dick, but natural allies of convenience. Le Pen would stop giving France a reason to bend over and spread its asscheeks for Germany.

But that's dumb

maybe, but our experience shaped us.
there are countless dumb things about Americans aswell, you know?

Your birthrate is 1.5 children per couple, which is dangerously irresponsible in the context of sustaining social welfare.

Why does your government insist on importing third worlders (who will mimic the German birthrate after 2-3 generations due to integration and adoption of Western-style women's rights) instead of tackling the problem at the root?

Sweden has adopted government funded daycare as well as paternal leave (to match maternal leave) for birth. Russia subsidizes native births for Russian citizens by using state tax dollars. Countries all around you are tackling the root of the problem.

Why does Merkel believe that letting refugees rape your women is the solution to increase birthrate from 1.5 to 2.1?

I just have a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that people unironically hate on their own country which provides them with such a good standard of living because their ancestors killed some people. My ancestors genocided the fuck out of some natives and you don't see us crying about it. In fact, it seems that this self-hatred has started to grate on people and has lead to actual nationalist parties making headway.

I suppose we do bare part of the blame. De-nazification was a mistake.

>Why does your government insist on importing third worlders (who will mimic the German birthrate after 2-3 generations due to integration and adoption of Western-style women's rights)
Most of our immigrants come from fellow EU countries, and we have enough immigration to make up for our low birth rates. Actually, it is very difficult for a third worlder to get a working visa in Germany.
Unless you are talking about refugees. We dont take them for personal benefit, we take them to help countries like Greece and Italy who are overflown with refugees.

We dont hate our countries. Germans just believe that they have a historical responsiblity and that nationalism can lead to facism.
Do you think it is wrong to learn from historical mistakes?

what are the Silesians up to these days?

Me too, nobody here feels any guilt about anything , the only thing we as a nation feel sad about is WW1, a lot of us start crying when we visit the mass graves in flanders - basically all schools make that trip, everyone has been at least once

>America, Britain and Russia become natural allies.

Well yes, I get that fucking up/cucking Europe would be nice for America and Britain (or that least perceived there by some as a brilliant idea). Not so sure about Russian geopolitical interests though going to meet those of America and Britain though.

And then I completely fail to see how that would remotely be in the national interest of France. I guess it isn't at all and Le Pen, nationalist shills and etc are just useful idiots.

>Well yes, I get that fucking up/cucking Europe would be nice for America and Britain (or that least perceived there by some as a brilliant idea).

>get called the Great Satan by continental Europe for decades
>surprised when the USA is tired of it

Can't say I know what's up Britain's ass, but I'd imagine continental propaganda has much to do with it as well.

The mistakes Germany made was going full retard and invading a country which was guaranteed by the strongest powers in the world and then declaring war on an even stronger power.

Having pride in your country for actually being the best country (in Europe at least) is not comparable to such folly.

so everything else, like killing jews, becoming dictatorship, torturing people with different opinion, it was ok?

>And then I completely fail to see how that would remotely be in the national interest of France.
For the same reason it's a good idea for Britain: regaining their independence. We've recently seen France become little more than a puppet of Germany's and its economy fall behind that of Britain even though there's no on-paper reason for this to happen. A major factor is probably Britain being able to control it's own currency. Imagine that, a national currency that can be adapted to the needs of the own country rather than using the de facto Deutschmark!

>B-But muh free trade tho
1. Without France there is no EU. Free trade will continue through other means.
2. Let's assume the utterl worst economic scenario. Let's not forget that the economy exists to serve the people, the people do not exist to be sacrificed to Mammon. This is the difference for example between Germany and Japan, and why Germany tries to "fill" the gap of workers who need to pay the pensions of the elderly while Japan doesn't.

How conservative/right are you allowed to be before the anti-nazi police comes knocking on your door?

Don't try to reason with them. Modern Germans are castrated and live only to virtue signal.

Europe and especially America was not going to meaningfully intervene if the Germans had just kept to themselves after taking Austria and Czechoslovakia. Hell, they could have probably taken Danzig by political means eventually (it was a Nazi run free city).

By going to war and losing, Germany consigned itself to be eternally castrated and shouldered with this foreign imposed "historic responsibility" by the victors.

Average german's opinion on nazi and hitler

I've heard that regional culture is much stronger in Germany than in other European countries.
How does this most often and visibly manifest?

Ripe for the taking.

He's fascinating, under his rule both the best and the worst of one nation surfaced at once.
We got a world war and the jew oven on one side. On the other side they had probably the most competent disciplined army to date and invented the method which basically feeds the whole world today.

You didnt know about the holocaust and you didnt intend for the holocaust to happen, it was just last ditch orders when the regime knew it was going to lose. Its not great stuff but its not eternal-shame worthy, besides israel did similar things a few thousand years ago to their enemies so its not like historically its the worst, just by our modern standards its bad.

You should be more ashamed of Karl Marx and the Stasi than you should be of Hitler and the Gestapo, communism killed many many many more people than facism and caused unimaginable human suffering as well as ruining eastern europe and economically and culturally

>surprised when the USA is tired of it
>surprised

There's nothing surprising with USA's desire for global dominance and kicking potential rivals down desu. The only somewhat surprising thing is seeing some europeans 'nationalists' playing to the american game like the bestest goyim ever.

I blame it on new technologies. Back in the days when there was just tv and papers it was easier to convey ideas to the masses and see the same ideas counter-discussed in an educated manner in a different paper.

Trump is right, the media is out of control and that needs fixing.

i dont think you are too familiar with nazi ideology. Hitler had no interest in keeping to himself. He wanted to conquer Lebensraum for German people and to destroy Bolsheviki and kill slavs whome he viewed as subhumans

And do you think those who have pride in their country and don't want it to get swamped by refugees from a vastly different culture are comparable in that outlook?

The problem Germany has is that it thinks because it went Full Retard one way it has to go Full Retard the other way to make up for it.

But that's a very socialistic pov desu.

And some feels deep inside me make me doubt that you genuinely give a shit about the wellbeing and cozyness of the french plebs.

Ahhh, the Eternal Anglo and its eternal cowardice impeding them achieve its goals through manly blunt honest speak!

Bolshevik are subhumans

And so are Anglos.

Who cares nowadays.

Anglos are the most powerful race in the world

>But that's a very socialistic pov desu.
It's not socialist, even the earliest classical liberals inherrently believed that the state exists to serve the people and not the people to serve the state. Why do you think social contract theories were so popular ever since about Spinoza? They justify the authority of the state over peole by originating them in people.

>And some feels deep inside me make me doubt that you genuinely give a shit about the wellbeing and cozyness of the french plebs.
Such a shame that "feels" don't count as arguments.

>the Eternal Anglo
Memes don't count as arguments either.
>achieve its goals through manly blunt honest speak!
Please tell me how I can word "fuck the EU, hurray for French independence" in a more masculine, blunt and honest way.

No, that's chinese.

Chinese arent human, they're yellow hobbit drones

Anglos aren't human, they're BEADY EYED hobbit drones

Thats the Welsh