Hollow Man (2000)

What would you do if you were in his position?

rape bitches.

That and get easy money

Rape men

rape women and steal money

Cover myself in glue and feathers to become Birdman.

rape, rape a little, then rape more, then just a little, more rape , rape rape, rape.

well I can't steal anything. As I can't make it invisible.

they best I could do is walk around naked. Stealing information, sabotaging things, and assassination.

Between missions I would work in Japanese porn.

Probably just hang out in museums and shit, maybe sneak aboard planes and go on exotic vacations.

There's only one correct answer.

rape.

rape

rape? what is wrong with you people? the women would smell your stinky ass a klick away anyway

It's a pretty shitty power if you think about it.

First of all, you would be blind, because light isn't absorbed by your retina.
Second thing, you must be naked all the time so you're exposed to the elements and leave fingerprints everywhere.
Third, you're invisible, not invincible. If they shoot and miss but the ricochet hits you you're fucked.

I'd prefer almost any other superpower to invisibility.

>invisible people are blind meme
do you think aquaman gets the bends too?

That's basic science. If light can "pass" through you it can't be absorbed, hence why you're blind.

>First of all, you would be blind, because light isn't absorbed by your retina
what if it's absorbed, but not reflected
meaning that light bends around his body perfectly except in his eyes OR that his power is to reflect what's on the other side of his body

Then your eyes would be two pitch black things floating in the air. Pretty creepy, but also pretty easy to spot.

>elementary school
>have crush on girls
>their parents come to pick them up
>imagine what it'd be like to be invisible and hide in their car and go home with them and sneak around the house and watch them nude and maybe touch them while they sleep
who else?

that's not his position in the film, he can see

I never understood why he molested the redheaded woman who knew he was invisible. She'd know exactly who it was.

do you also get angry when a man has angel wings but no muscles to use them to fly?

>can rape freely
>shitty power

Kill yourself, now!

only if he opens his eyes right in front of you
and it's only his retina so it'd essentially be 2D eyes floating around, which'd be hard to spot

pretty much rape all the time

Of course he can see.
What kind of slasher movie would it be if the bad guy can't even see what's around him?
But in real life that simply isn't possible.
It violates the laws of physics.

Erasing memories. You can rape freely but you don't have to be naked all the time to do it.

I'm not angry lol.

How have I never seen this movie before?

but OP said you'd be in his position, which is that he can see, you don't need to go saying stuff like "but it's impossible"... we know that.

what kind of loser rapes with his clothes on
also according to muh physics he would die right away anyway because he can't radiate heat if he's actually invisible

>Erasing memories.

Boring and a fucking hassle. Being invisible is easy and rape is less of a hassle. Kill yourself.

all magic powers violate the laws of physics you dweeb

I would hang out around a bank and figure out all the codes and shit, then when it closed i would shut off the alarms etc... and empty the vault.

I would do this repeatedly until i had more money than i knew what to do with.

As for women i would do some raping but i'd probably have some fun in other ways like convincing girls i was the ghost of a celebrity or a deceased boyfriend etc...

Alright, it's still a pretty useless superpower.
You can't walk outside during winter because you'd die of hypothermia. You can't rape/steal/do criminal activities near places who have thermal cameras or you'll get busted.

>he can't radiate heat if he's actually invisible
Not necessarily.

What if it's an illusion and he isn't really invisibe, he just tricks people's minds into thinking he is?

you're a faggot.

I'd go live in Southern California then, probably Hollywood for the climate. And it's not like thermal cameras are common. Even then it'd mostly only be used to detect you after the fact, not during the crime.

either he is invisible in infrared, in which case he's probably dead, or he is unaffected in infrared, in which case it's within the realm of possibility for him to use that spectrum to see rather than the typical visible spectrum
what other possibility could there even be

Just stay inside all the time, you're fucking invisible it would be easy to get in anywhere.
>thermal cameras
These wouldn't be anywhere in the first place unless people wise up, but they wont since the victim will say "a ghost raped me!" and go str8 to the loony bin.

I think they used infrareds to see him in the movie.

...

If 50 women start crying that a "ghost" raped them you'll get in trouble.
And if the government gets involved you're fucked. God knows what kind of experiments they'll do to you to find out what are you and how can you become invisible.
I'd rather be normal desu.

Oh shit.... I used to have those fantasies too, I've just had them repressed for all these years

would anyone else act as a guardian angel for some kid? Like go secretly beat up their enemies, change their grades for the better, put money in their wallets etc.

imagine the trauma that would come from that.

>finally...I have become the hollow man

jesus christ, verhoeven really?

Just move around or knock them unconscious since you're fucking invisible and can get really close. Fucking wise up, you retard.

>money

You will have a lot use for the money while being invisible, right?

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yup and rape the milf teacher too.

you wouldnt need to rape desu, go to some occult gathering and they'll just assume you're some great spirit come to impregnate women with the reincarnation of some goat god or whatever

what exactly stops being useful when you're invisible? makeup?
what are you trying to imply

Riiight, the power of knocking people unconscious. Another Hollywood trope that doesn't actually work IRL.
If you're unconscious for more than 40-60 seconds you're pretty much in a coma or a goner.
And that would classify as murder or attempted murder. And with your fingerprints everywhere you'll get caught very soon.
Dumbass.

do you live in a police state? why are your fingerprints in a database? why arent you able to wipe down your fingerprints?

> fingerprints
>form a FUCKING INVISIBLE GUY

into the trash you go, faggot.

Where the fuck you going to just find an occult gathering at? Meanwhile, I can find plenty of frail bitches to knock up.

>And with your fingerprints everywhere you'll get caught very soon

But you're invisible.

you can still dust for cells and oil even if its not visible

If you keep raping and murdering all over the state people will start to notice and the more evidence they gather the more they'll know about you. Do you want to live watching your back 24/7 because you're a virgin who can't stop think about rape and sex?

You're retarded. Opinion discarded.

>grasping at straws

nope, you lost faggot. Go to bed, dumb cunt.

he's inVISIBLE not inTANGIBLE dumbass

> Do you want to live watching your back 24/7 because you're a virgin who can't stop think about rape and sex?

And here ladies and gents we find this faggots agenda and motivation for all his shitposintg in this thread. Go back to red-dit, you cuntbag dipshit.

Southern California alone has millions of people in it, and tens of thousands of vulnerable people who would never be believed by the police. People ALREADY say they've had sex with ghosts, even been impregnated by them, no one believes them now.

>implying
>now he's going with the movies logic because it's convenient.

kys stupid cunt, you lost.

You know, I wish you'll end up getting the power you wants one day. I'd love to see your sorry ass get busted after a two-days manhunt.

Well, good luck then.

that's a good idea
>literally google people that say they've had sex with ghosts/demons/jesus

Rape is stupid though

Police would just search for an invisible man
And since you're the only invisible man around...

>being this retarded

topkek

>alright johnson, round up all the invisible men in the county
>sir?
>there can't be too many
>sir why do you think there are any
>well there's at least one, this woman told us all about it, so go round em all up
>sir
>come on, how much more specific do I need to be, johnson, go find all the invisible men!

>attempt to rape a woman
>run inna woods to escape police
>ooops, the can see your footprint all over the place
>they follow you and they catch you because surprise surprise you still make noises when you move, expecially if you walk barefoot on the dirt
>end up in a government facility
>24/7 experiments upon experiments to understand your physiology

>t-that's not how it was supposed to go ;_;

lel

literally shit tier superpower

Even if this invisible person goes on a mass rape spree, it's only one person, there's only so much damage they can do.

Imagine our own world. Then imagine a few hundred women a year claiming they were raped by a ghost. This invisible man may even go on the move. No one with power would actually believe a ghost did it.

Sociologists would probably study it as "wow there's a phenomena of single mothers claiming to be impregnated by a ghost, wonder why this particular meme has popped up", no one would ever take it seriously unless you messed up and let someone get hardcore proof against you.

Imagine when you fuck up and impregnate one,

Imagine the look on her hubbies face when she gives birth to a lil semi-transparent Casper child.

GHOST'ED

I'd cause an uptick in actresses dropping off the radar and taking up an interest in the paranormal.

>Rape only single females, kill them for good measure.
>Rape/Kill them when they're alone at their home at night.
>Make sure to do it once or twice a week, different districts in the city for a month.
>After a month passes, board a plane or train to a different state for example, California to Rhode Island.
>Rinse and repeat for about a year. Then move to another continent.
>Even if they have dna evidence(hair, saliva, semen) they won't be able to track you down. Because you're fucking invisible.
>Testimonies of an invisible man would be made in to post traumatic stress from the rape if you decided to keep them alive.
>If things start getting to risky. Move to another continent and lay low for a while, preferably a highly populated area.

Literally no one will wise up to it. If you kill the girls, the only witness to you being invisible it will just get treated as a normal case. A serial rapist thats really fucking good that no one can find. No one will make the connection you're invisible unless you leave a witness alive and even then it will take years before a claim of an "invisible man" will get credibility. The girls will either have it treated as shock, or as faking the rape.

given all the animal deaths all the fetuses would die in utero

How exactly are you going to move to another continent, exactly?

and think, even if people do believe them that a ghost did it, tons of women would start blaming their pregnancies on the ghost even when you didn't do anything. That'd leave a trail of misdirection and confusion to let the ghost escape investigators

Board a plane, get on the luggage compartments. Get on a boat, get treated as a ghost. As long as you don't go full retard, have common sense and don't go full uncontrollable urge rapist you'll be fine.

>ctrl+f rape
>33 results
33 correct answers

You'd probably be better off boarding one of the luxury planes that rich people use or taking a boat. Traditional airplanes would be too cramped for you to safely conceal yourself.

Sit down naked in some girl's jacuzzi with a raging boner and wait for her to sit on it like in that one hentai which I forget the name of, "Invisible Man" or something

murder. not rape tho

As noted, in the long run it's effectively a useless "power" or ability. You can't really do much of anything except be a nuisance in most situations, you can't really rob or steal money directly since everything is still visible except you personally so that's useless.

As for the rape thing, that's just because you're basement dwelling scumbucket bastards - even if you were truly invisible to the naked eye you wouldn't have the balls to go out and actually do anything, especially something that raw and intense. Just because you're invisible to the naked eye doesn't mean some female (or male for that matter) wouldn't be able to kill you in the attempt.

What an autopsy that would be.

It's a weak useless ability.

most surprise fights are determined by who has the first punch, getting a sneak attack is critical

I know that if I get sucker punched and then get up and no one's there, I'll probably be vulnerable to being beaten up, even by a manlet. No one sane would assume he's being sneak attacked by a ghost.

Switch me out for a petite woman and they have even worse odds.

>needing to run away into the woods
>when you're fucking invisible

user please

>posted expected "tough guy" reply
>thanks for not letting me down, user
>I love it when a plan comes together

Exactly what he tried to do

Kill everyone who knew I was invisible and then spend the rest of my days as a rape ghost

I'd rape that one chick

Was it part of your plan to greentext like a retard?

Its something you have to have the guts for. If you aren't like that then rape probably won't even be an option for something to do. A lot of people though, they can get in to that position and they're true cruel self comes out. Whether or not they're capable of executing it successfully is another story.

Having that ability, and wanting to rape someone will be a very methodical action. But you do get a lot of preparation with invisibility. You can watch the person, study where they live. Choose the right time to do it. You need the capacity to do it is what I'm getting at. Invisibility does give you a lot of forgiveness though, where if you fail you can just stop and get the fuck out. The person would most likely think they were having a bad dream, or were hallucinating. So it gives a chance for even a neckbeard to practice it.

what did he mean by this

>tfw the forces of law&order start using paint guns

>you can't really rob or steal money directly since everything is still visible except you personally so that's useless.

You could easily sneak into a place and wait for dark.

Take invisible shits in public and wipe my invisible shit stains on people's clothes.

If your preference is rape over this, then you are a pleb.

the Indianvisible Man

Just use debit/credit cards? Order stuff online to any address of your choosing. If a controlled delivery happens (i.e. cops try to get you to accept the package instead of leaving it at your doorstep), then you're invisible and can easily avoid it.

It'd probably be easy to build up a good bitcoin stock and then you can order whatever you need online without worry about having to abandon some particular address.

The premise is so retarded but they pulled it off so well. What happened to kino bros?

Material possessions are honestly shit if you don't have control of when you're invisible. If its like in the movie, and you're permanently invisible without being able to switch then material possessions are useless. They'll just drag you down. You have to go much wider when it comes to enjoyment and going through life. I just feel like if I was invisible the whole time I wouldn't enjoy all that wealth since I would have no one to enjoy it with. I guess I could try and get a secluded place, go through all of the hassles of getting all the necessaries and playing videogames till Im dead.

My life wouldn't change too much if I was invisible. On the internet no one knows you're a ghost

Lmfao I can't believe how much of an autist this guy is. I'm not even saying he's wrong, but he's clearly the friend that will always try to prove everyone wrong because "lul my intelligence"

It's just a hypothetical situation my dude. I hope you only behave like this on the internet

What most of us would really do

Poop

Literally imagine a poop literally manifesting itself infront of you,

take a fucking dump on covert places

go to white house, poop everywhere