How do we fix millennials?

How do we fix millennials?

Bleach, ricin, or maybe a strong EMP.

Physically punish them to instill a sense of humility. Like their parents should have.

90% of these stupid faggots' attitude problem is from not being spanked.

What year were you born in?

Just kys, that will solve all your problems that you made up in your head.

Mad at your parents, OP?

you can't.

you have to start over again.

Same way as other mammals: spay and neuter.

1969, get rekt millennial cuck

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>9th IP to enter thread

Hipster glasses and communism has taken them. We can only wait it out at this point

Quit lying faggot, only proving that you're part of the problem

We dont

Enslave them

Who cares they got nothing.

Gas Chambers

Triggered much? Kek

>Triggered

>Buzzwords

>he spends his time praying he can emotionally affect others online because he's impotent to do so irl

im born in 99 and im triggered please remove yourself from my site

>Millennials
>Everyone in thread is over 40
>or hypocrites otherwise
>either way
>mfw.jpg

you can't fix retards
they where born that way

Such fragile egos, millenials everyone

making suicide boots, and making the free?

>proof of my assertion
Thanks.

spanking is sexy. they need a brutal beating.

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All my teachers are socialists and im 17 what do

Anyone under 20 genocide

>he's one of the retards who supports the "born in the 80s or after" definition

You let them grow up and realize how shitty they where like every other generation before them

Enjoy that ban

That was implied.

>How do we fix millennials?
They don't get fixed, but eventually you'll get over bitching about teenagers.

>non arguments and memes

You both really are 15, aren't you?

ask them to give you an example of socialism that worked

live and let live you impotent cunts
you let someone's hat piss you off and have the balls to call other people delicate
silly boys

>being this edgy

ITT: Millennials hate millennials

Underage ban

Bad times create strong men, strong men creating good times, good times create weak men and weak men create bad times. It's a cycle that will fix itself.

90's kid Master Race reporting in

im excited

>he wants Sup Forums to be like reddit and his high school debate club
Couldn't earn attention in real life, eh kid?

while at it, ask them for an example of working capitalism and working communism

Beating the shit out of them

>born in 1998
>90's kid

>making shit up

Well done, you get a participation ribbon

Spanking is pretty much always negative

Can't use your big boy words? You don't have to hit someone to get a point across

>Creating whatever definition you want
>Instead of using the accepted one

>socialism that worked

public education through high school

probably time to extend it a couple of years for either college or vocational training

so ur saying i cant be a ponysexual??!??!>?!

>Can't use your big boy words?
Oh look. An unspanked millennial. Children aren't rational. They're disgusting little reflex machines who only understand pleasure and pain.

tbh you sound like an overly effeminate fucc boi who was raised by a single mother (who was raised by an abusive alcoholic father)

Canadas high school and lower public education and health care are socialist... thats the delema

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>language doesn't evolve
>reaction images after 2010

Werd

Saving them will be as hard as saving the North Korean people. Brainwashing is a son of a bitch.

name a good millennial band

pro tip: there's none

Rape them all.

>le cancerous reddit tier image maymay only newfaggots post

just let them grow up. the late teens/early 20s are where most people tend to be pretentious, cynical, self obsessed victim addicts. They're just going through their own shitey right of passage most of us did too but forgot.

I'd put good money on saying most the people who bitch about millenials used to make sonic OC's, wear jincos, hate Bush, thought InuYasha was the shit, drop out of college, memorize strongbad emails and lurk somethingawful and steak and cheese.

just like the hippies and burnouts had to accept it, the zeitgeist isn't ours anymore, it's theirs.

My chemical romance! wtf is wrong with u XD

Justin gayber is my waifu tho

rolf

You probably unironically like black Sabbath, the Beatles and led zeppelin

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but theyre good

I really only like Zed Leppelin

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Dat filename tho.

NHS

By that logic all songs made in 1988 were 90's songs.

you probably unironically like justin beaver and imagine dragons

neuter and spay them all

We must stop bombarding their brains with everything that prolongs their immaturity, that trashes their sense of self-awareness and that makes it hard for them to feel empathy.

Our modern world is trashing the human brain so quickly its unbelievable. Only until this is addressed can we say we are on the path to removing these worthless individuals from our world.

read "The Shallows" by Stuart Carr

real 90s kids can actually remember the 90s

Lets all infiltrate the feminist ranks and turn it into fascism

Songs aren't a life form that requires being 5 years or older to reasonably perceive their surroundings. Talk less.

40+ year olds detected, don't you have lawns to now or something?

I will read it. Buts its clearly by Nicholas.

Anita sarkeesian is fucking hot

and then these retards complain when they idiocy is pointed out

omg why are millennials so fucking retarded?

>tfw ive been on this shitty website since this kid was 5 years old

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pls go

Im 17

*she'd be acceptable with a nosejob
Get out of the house more.

You're only argument is saying songs aren't people. Kill yourself.

By changing the definition to one that actually makes sense. Millennials are those born after the turn of the Millennium, 2000. That way I don't get lumped in these faggots

>You're
I accept your concession.

Aw man glad ur still here
Im still a new fag and always will be

what about def leppard, faggot?

But everyone born after the fall of the Berlin Wall is literally a millennial tier retard.

You probably don't notice because you're one of them, but it's true.

I get out all the time, im sorry you can't recognize a pretty girl you fag, pic related

what about lef deppard?

Genocide

Steak n Shake! Where is this from?

whats the berlin wall?