Waifu claiming thread.
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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discussion bullshit
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Sameji claim’d
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If trips get everyone must post lewds
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You're obscene
(Scarf)
No worries, but at least you're doing alright now. Mine was pretty standard, the usual food/family/gifts. Back to work on Tuesday, then another 3 day weekend coming up with the New Year. Working for the government is usually nice around this time of year with all of the holidays.
(Sara)
She was. Way too much tsun, not enough dere.
Wew. That'll be the day Tuka is no longer shit.
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カラミチーマス
Kaga could do with some smaller breasts, Mutsu I didn't like at all. She's cute but her tits kind of ruin it a bit
>Saratoga
Literally who? :^)
NO U
Houki is a good balance of the two
>Still can't tell what she's thinking behind that smile sometimes
>Gun laws in TX/AZ/NV
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
But they're not overly big
>Not liking Mutsu best Nagato
Guess I won't watch your anime
>Literally who
Ever...
claiming everyone's favorite bi-polar gf
She's bi-polar?
They're not, but they're not that god tier DFC
>Not liking Mutsu
Well, when I say I didn't like her, I meant on my scale of preferences. Her character in the anime was pretty good
>Guess I won't watch your anime
Pffff, the only people who's watched it are the ones I've watched it with. And read the manga instead, it's better
>Ever...
Wat :^)
It must be pretty nice all year long honestly.
That day will never come. Tuka forever and always a shit.
You try to bulli
But you just dont get it
Sa~ber~toh~sa~ga
I guess you'd be a fan of Lelei until they meet Hardy then.
>judge judy is on the hospital tv
Yassssss
I don't know who Lelei or Hardy are
Trip 9s get
Heres how you do it
are you even trying
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Barely
No
But some characters don't look good at all when flat chest. There has to be that middle ground and it has to fit their body type
>Alice would be good with large breasts flat is perfect for her. Sara looks bad flat trust me I've seen it.
Her character and personality are top tier almost waifu level but not quite there
>I failed to bully
F-Fine I guess I'll watch it
But no reading
Poor-fag
claimed
who's lurking?
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Lelei is a 15 year old mage who gets into the group with Itami. Smart as hell, awesome mage, DFC, platinum hair in the manga. Hardly sexualised, and is like the little sister you want to protect. Hardy is the god of the underworld and keeps trying to steal Rory. Hardy posesses Lelei and eats like a fat cunt, then moves the fat to help develop her body because its a thank you. As well as leaving behind a sizeable lock of Hardy's hair to use as a magical focus.
Who's poor-fag?
Yeah, she started off like most other tsundere, but hit a nice balance- that's pretty much what won me over along with the cooking.
>Gun laws
What are those? The things that allow open carry in these parts?
Hey Misaki.
Who else would you consider Tuka-tier?
No matter how true that is, I do believe that Saratoga could do with some slightly smaller breasts. There's a point where it just gets to be too large
>Alice would be good with large breasts flat is perfect for her
Did you mean to add a "but" in there
I love everything about Alice tbh, granted, some could see her as not being quite to waifu level, but it's the shortcomings as well as the strong points that make me love her
>But no reading
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW IT ENDS THOUGH. IT'S SUCH A LOVELY ENDING
Oh. Lelei from GATE. I watched I think most of season 1. I don't remember a blob character though so I assume it's at the end of 1/in season 2?
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I'm sorry autocorrect happened
>Alice WOULDNT be good with large breasts, but flat is perfect for her
And no Sara isn't as big as some art makes her out to be. I think she's fine where she is a little smaller wouldn't hurt but any larger might be an issue. Her personality
>BUT YOULL MISS OUT ON THE ENDING
Too bad you bullied me to hard thus your story will be a sad one for me :^(
>I might watch it with ya if you want to stream it with me
>My absolute limit is Iowa tier and that's only barely the line most of her art pushes it over
You have to have a law that allows open carry? Fucking commies
>Along with the cooking
Always a plus~
I'll get evidence some day
Asuna claimed
Hello everyone, merry Christmas
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Satsuki admitted that they were.
No one else is that much a shit.
Not even Kurumi.
Lelei was never a blob. Through most of Season 1 she was learning Japanese and became the groups translator and the official translator for the JSDF. Also used a local law to great effect that comes into play in S2. Does far more in S2 as she applies gun tech and knowledge of internal combustion to her own magic. Ends up nearly killing the fire dragon solo. Leaves enough for the shit to steal the last hit.
youtu.be
You do that small thing
Heretic
Probably.
Alice
Teen complex reeeee
Hey
Yuuki
i was a good boy this year. can i have my lewds now santa?
Who's he heresy from?
Yo, how's it going?
Hello!
What makes you think that?
No one, yet, but he was talking about switching a few days ago.
Agreed. But that's also because she's very petite. I'm not really too sure what she would be categorised as
>not as big as some art makes her out to be
It looks pretty big in all of the art I see. But she is an adult, so you could definitely say that it isn't out of place on her. I don't actually know anything about her personality, since I haven't been bothered to look into any of the botes
>Too bad you bullied me to hard thus your story will be a sad one for me :^(
Well, it gets a bit sad towards the end, but the very end is absolutely lovely
I could watch it again. Gives me opportunity to get more screenshots :^)
>Iowa tier
YECH
Misaki
Hey Yuuki. Get anything good?
Definitely a plus. Her personal IS sealed the deal though, since I liked the color scheme and Gundam homage.
>Open Carry
It passed with flying colors- It's Texas after all. I don't care much for guns outside of sport/hunting uses personally.
Enjoying your time off Juvia?
Is that why the Satsuki claimer quit coming around?
THE TIME HAS COME TO CLEANSE!
Yeah! I got a visa gift card, my favorite Rush album on vinyl, some mute pads for drums. You?
Got drunk with my mom today, what did you virgins do?
Not much you?
Drove like 2 hours away to see my mom and family
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But I dont have a teen complex. Im perfectly happy with age and know that a true waifu would have to be someone your age or older.
No, I didnt bulli that hard.
Sat in a hospital bed because my mouth is full of plastic.
>yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukiiiiiiiiiiii
Merry christmas
Getring drunk right now with my wife's family
Nice man. I woke up and went to my brother house to go see him then went snowmobiling with some buddies of mine.
Merry Christmas Tali! Good day?
Smol is what she is~
She is mature also larger breast look better on taller women too so it looks better on her.
Listen to her voce lines they're adorable
>YECH
Yeah I know it's over the limit for me
>Her voice is worse
Yeah let's watch it sometime maybe Tuesday
She was a good pick for sure
>Has Laura told you my list yet
Yeah but Arizona had it from the begining
Basically no gun laws here.
>And low crime rate but that's totally unrelated :^)
I did nothing wrong though.
Sounds fun, i didn't do much, just what me and the family do every year, a normie Christmas as you would put it i suppose.
Got some very nice gifts though.
Crying over how much of a hero your evil twin was
can someone post a side by side image? i need it.
DAM IT I MISSED SOME!
You cant cleanse what cant die :^)
I like my girls smol though, so it's a perfect fit
>probably because smol usually have that DFC
>I love me that DFC
Perhaps I will :^)
>Taller women
Like I said above, but I get what you mean about larger breasts being more fitting for matured women
>Her voice is worse
Is that possible? Good thing I play with sound off, if I ever get her I'll never have to hear it
>maybe Tuesday
I'm going to be visiting family for the next 2 days :|
Any day after that up until the 4th is open though I think. I want to go snowboarding with some friends at some point but I'm not sure if that will happen
>smol
You can't hurt me!
>Dammit I failed
Very good day tbh. I dont wanna go back to reality....
Merry fucking Christmas!
Nice, which album was it? Rush is always good listening. I got a couple of gift cards, and a bit of cash. Cash is going straight into the investment coffers.
>Dem trips
You probably made them reflect on their mistake.
Naw, not yet. I only knew that there were some guesses, but that was it.
Arizona is a pretty nice state, heat be damned. The elevation definitely helps. We got our share of crime here in Dallas, but it's nothing like it was in the 90s. On the other hand, the pension system woes for police has already started the exodus of officers.
i'll fuck you merry
Forgot pic
I want to watch an user go balls deep in my waifu!
Same, on the plus side I don't have school until the 9th of January, so I'm on break for a bit
Hemispheres! I think I'm gonna spend my money on one of those turntables with the built in speakers.
I sure can
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I'm okay with that.
Totally okay with that.
Cuck
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>static image
Oh come on.
Granted
That's always good i go back tuesday.
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Even if it was possible you're too feeble to pull it off!
Hey
Dated one like her.
Nothing wrong with DFC. I find then more cute than waifu material. I would cuddle with Zuihou.
Yep breast size is proportional to her height and maturity so it's perfect for Sara.
>Yes it's worse "ZIS IS NAWHT A DRAWL" is her alert line :/
Alright Wednesday should be fine unless stupid shit comes up or I sleep in
Why not give it a shot
It's comfy but I'll be moving east sometime to North Carolina got some friends back there and i prefer the colder weather tbh. Might stop in Texas on the way
I think out gun laws are too lax but the crime rate is so low I can tell complain
GOOD DAY SIR!
Maybe, we will see
Of course, the best part is that it's only just began
What have i done to deserve cleansing
Many have tried.
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thank you, im happy to another man can please her.
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MORE HAVE APPEARED!
BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WITH MEIN FUHER!
You tried
No, they seemed pretty set on Satsuki
Whats with all the cucks nowadays?
might wanna get on all 4's, i don't do eye contact
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here
Zuihou is kind of cute, but I really love long, long hair. Alice has like, the perfect length for me
>too bad it's a shit load of work in reality and no one has hair of that length
>>>/noose/
How old is Saratoga supposed to be in that universe? Looks to be like mid/late 20's
>ZIS IS NAWHT A DRAWL
Please lord, end my life
>Wednesday should be fine
I'm 99% sure I'll be home then, but I'll let you know if something else comes up
Also
>sleep
I think I'll do without that tonight
I bet you're having a blast.
Bacon girl
JESUS CHRIST, WHAT IS IOWA'S VOICE ACTOR
I listened to Saratoga too. Rather enchanting
So can i fuck yuno while she berates you with your cock in chastity?
You get a pass for today because you entertain me.
MORE TO BE SHOT!
Hello tomoko.
>no one has that length of hair
I know 5 people with that hair length, 2 of them redheads. I dont see three of them regularly though, possibly the hottest three, and the redhead may or may not have cut it.
Hello beautiful
Oh, not you again.
Oh... That's kinda lame...
thank you. you made this her best christmas yet.
oh yes please. i deserve it and she deserves your cock.